Whats your story

I Am Nobody

I was born and reared in Newbridge.When I turned 19 went to the US to live.My jobs over the years were Bartender,bouncer,college student.I earned a degree in Fabrication and Welding.Made a decent living there in various States.Moved home in 2010.Worked an office job until myself and a few MC friends started our own business.So what is yours in a nutshell?

And I hope I'm not coming across as a Feg post.

Arghus

I thought one of the main purposes of the site was to lie about who we really are.

I Am Nobody

Arghus wrote: »

I thought one of the main purposes of the site was to lie about who we really are.

I must have missed that memo.Give me a few hours and I'll repost an elaborate Indiana Jones style background.

dzsfah2xoynme9

I was born and raised in West Philadelphia. Used to spend all of my days in the playground. Played alot of b ball after school while relaxing. A couple of guys who were acting no good turned up in my neighbourhood. I happened to get into a small altercation with them. It scared my mother so much that she sent me to live with my aunt and uncle..



And that's how I ended up crab fishing in Bolivia...

ILoveYourVibes

will i begin it ..that's all that's in it

Arghus

I Am Nobody wrote: »

I must have missed that memo.

Don't worry. Spend enough time around here and it becomes apparent all by itself.

Tis like something out of the bloody twilight zone..

Leg End Reject

I retired over 20 years ago in 2012 with a very, very generous pension.

I'm an asexual, bisexual virgin who doesn't like sex and I'm 19, 20 or 22 depending on my mood.

I run a successful business and shower 5 times a day, but wear the same underwear for days on end.

I know lots of famous people and regard many as close friends.

I might be missing for some time.

I Am Nobody

Deleted User wrote: »

Tis like something out of the bloody twilight zone..

Minus Rod Serling.Just thought it would be interesting to know a little about posters backgrounds.Obvious that is what I get for thinking.I'll try harder next time.

But at least it's not a Feg post!

I Am Nobody

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I retired over 20 years ago in 2012 with a very, very generous pension.

I'm an asexual, bisexual virgin who doesn't like sex and I'm 19, 20 or 22 depending on my mood.

I run a successful business and shower 5 times a day, but wear the same underwear for days on end.

I know lots of famous people and regard many as close friends.

I might be missing for some time.

You missed the gamey leg and sticky tits.I'm on to you!

Leg End Reject

I Am Nobody wrote: »

You missed the gamey leg and sticky tits.I'm on to you!

PTH2009

Well I thought Elvis how to play Karate

Leg End Reject

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I'm an asexual, bisexual virgin who doesn't like sex and I'm 19, 20 or 22 depending on my mood.

Definitely that, with a sprinkling of the dark continent thrown in for exotic flavour. Not a middle-aged flab slumming it in a halfway outside Mullingar.

r93kaey5p2izun

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I retired over 20 years ago in 2012 with a very, very generous pension.

I'm an asexual, bisexual virgin who doesn't like sex and I'm 19, 20 or 22 depending on my mood.

I run a successful business and shower 5 times a day, but wear the same underwear for days on end.

I know lots of famous people and regard many as close friends.

I might be missing for some time.

Don't forget your hot young wife who you have helped from rags to riches by teaching her your unparalleled financial trading skills, and using your vast wealth to pay for a nanny for your many kids.

KungPao

If you must know, my real name is Art Vandelay, I’m an importer/exporter.

Leg End Reject

Nixon Old-fashioned Graphologist wrote: »

Don't forget your hot young wife who you have helped from rags to riches by teaching her your unparalleled financial trading skills, and using your vast wealth to pay for a nanny for your many kids.

Well that's just one of my partners, I'm rather successful after all.

Aceandstuff

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.

Dj Stiggie

I liked the idea of the thread, but given the replies, I'll stick to Reddit... Sorry OP

Leg End Reject

Dj Stiggie wrote: »

I liked the idea of the thread, but given the replies, I'll stick to Reddit... Sorry OP

Ah go on, others will be serious.

ShatterProof

Jolene Future Umpire wrote: »

I was born and raised in West Philadelphia. Used to spend all of my days in the playground. Played alot of b ball after school while relaxing. A couple of guys who were acting no good turned up in my neighbourhood. I happened to get into a small altercation with them. It scared my mother so much that she sent me to live with my aunt and uncle..



And that's how I ended up crab fishing in Bolivia...

That sounds like a rather plumb job.

Black Swan

Username.

con747

Aceandstuff wrote: »

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.

He's just a poor boy from a poor family

Your Face

I live in a VAN down by the RIVER.

Kylta

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I retired over 20 years ago in 2012 with a very, very generous pension.

I'm an asexual, bisexual virgin who doesn't like sex and I'm 19, 20 or 22 depending on my mood.

I run a successful business and shower 5 times a day, but wear the same underwear for days on end.

I know lots of famous people and regard many as close friends.

I might be missing for some time.

Ahh don't say your feg, I think of you as the lady with the over protected boobs. My life is shattered

Kylta

I am kaiser zosa

Ultima Thule

College student is a job now??

Kylta

I Am Nobody wrote: »

You missed the gamey leg and sticky tits.I'm on to you!

It has to be the sticky tits that does it all the time

Feisar

Deleted User wrote: »

Tis like something out of the bloody twilight zone..

Picture a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound

PTH2009

im spartacus

I was a free man in Paris, I felt unfettered and alive. There was nobody calling me up for favours, and nobody's future to decide. Y'know, I'd go back there tomorrow, but for the work I've taken on, modding the radio forum/ like a modern-day Mao Zedong.

Kylta

PTH2009 wrote: »

im spartacus

I'm spartacus