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Liveline: de Welsh Megamint edition (see warning, 1st post)

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,877 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Joe now an expert in all things nautical and maritime


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Animals of the crisis:
    Murphy
    Brando
    Buttsy
    Topsy (A rabbit)
    Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)
    Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc
    Bailey
    BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)
    Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)
    Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)
    Snuggie - dognapped
    Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged
    Charlie - HARLEY?!?!
    Johnny O - A boat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,542 ✭✭✭✭road_high


    Joe now an expert in all things nautical and maritime

    Boats n dat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,168 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    he better get a 'thank you for your service' :pac::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,069 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    PieOhMy wrote: »
    Animals of the crisis:
    Murphy
    Brando
    Buttsy
    Topsy (A rabbit)
    Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)
    Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc
    Bailey
    BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)
    Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)
    Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)
    Snuggie - dognapped
    Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged
    Charlie - HARLEY?!?!
    Johnny O - A boat
    Louis de Lobster?
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,145 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Joe now an expert in all things nautical and maritime


    Time for a new accolade...Skipper Duffy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,373 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Did you do this in your head?

    No Joe I did it on a boat....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,682 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    love this guy pure galway head on him


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    we dont need these stories.

    we need people not to be stupid


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,713 ✭✭✭Gods Gift


    He should have said “we’re gonna need a bigger boat”


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    A potting boat, sez Joe, as if he knows what it is.

    He should, it catches his regular lunch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Did this lad ring Joe?

    He did in his home.

    My father was a fisherman

    Wow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,069 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "Is dat your livelihood, Joe?"

    "Yeah, me fadder was an overpaid windbag, me grandfather was a right gobshyte, it runs in the fambly."
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Joe seems surprised that a man who owns a fishing boat earns his living from fishing!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    daylight doesnt strike


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭Test For Echo


    Did they have water?
    Did they have a light?
    Did they have camping equipment and a tent?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,373 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Yellow or orange buoyyy in the distance....

    You can't say dat!!!!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Joe can't believe somebody has good basic intelligence.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,451 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Just tuned in.

    Great story.

    Having seen a lot of goons with no idea of what can happen on the sea the last few months, I'm surprised there hasn't been more situations like this.


  • Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Triggononmethry.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,170 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    A new buke:

    The Childers of Galway Who Tried to Paddle to Amerikay.

    Buzz Cagney: "...awesome..."


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,713 ✭✭✭Gods Gift


    FairPlay to liveline for finding them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,877 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Old sea dog joe

    “The sea...a treacherous mistress “

    Isn’t she Patrick isn’t she


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    do you get get stranded on paddles boards yerself?


  • Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Did they have water?
    Did they have a light?
    Did they have camping equipment and a tent?


    Did they have a Swiss Army Knife?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,069 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Joe waxing philosophical, an' dat.

    "De sea is treacherous."
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,170 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    ffs joe dragging this out, is he waiting for someone to die


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,453 ✭✭✭CH3OH


    Captain Joe to the rescue


    apologies to Joe .. He is probably Fleet Admiral Joe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭Mr Velo


    "Did they have a bottle of water or anything" sez Joe.

    Ah sure yeah Joe, they actually had a picnic basket with them too so they were grand for a cuplee more hours.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,359 ✭✭✭shearforce


    dragging the arse out of this now


  • Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Gods Gift wrote: »
    FairPlay to liveline for finding them.


    Richie, Gods gift to radio researchers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,373 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    I think Joe pictures himself as the sea captain from the simpsons....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,069 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    gmisk wrote: »
    I think Joe pictures himself as the sea captain from the simpsons....


    Oh arrr.....
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 6,255 ✭✭✭joeysoap


    :)l:)Morkan lodge website
    Dublin Connolly Train Station is only 500 meters away from our property.

    Luas Bus Station can be reached in 10 minutes by car



    :) I know the greens are in government so anything is possible
    Even a luas bus station


    Sophisticated


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    I need a full time job not some cousins getting stuck on a paddleboard


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  • Registered Users Posts: 930 ✭✭✭Daz_


    Sounds like a great idea to go out into the sea on paddle boards As it’s getting dark


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,359 ✭✭✭shearforce


    could have shortened the length of the call and used the spare time to ring the youngster meath who rescued the kids from the Boyne


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,451 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Mr Velo wrote: »
    "Did they have a bottle of water or anything" sez Joe.

    Ah sure yeah Joe, they actually had a picnic basket with them too so they were grand for a cuplee more hours.

    To be fair, people would often strap a bottle of water to their waist when paddle boarding.


  • Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    joeysoap wrote: »
    :)l:)Morkan lodge website
    Dublin Connolly Train Station is only 500 meters away from our property.

    Luas Bus Station can be reached in 10 minutes by car



    :) I know the greens are in government so anything is possible
    Even a luas bus station


    Sophisticated


    Not to mention the Luas goes from Connelly.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    Yes. We have indoor plumbing now


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  • Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Pump is gone and they're devastated.



    Little else to be worried about.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    I wonder who would steal a metal water pump?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,069 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    De missing pump is on donedeal usa now.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,170 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    ffs Joe must be off tomorrow


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,359 ✭✭✭shearforce


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    De missing pump is on donedeal usa now.

    gumtree


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,542 ✭✭✭✭road_high


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    I wonder who would steal a metal water pump?

    Another one for miss marple Joe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,451 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Bew-d-ful bew-d-fil handle


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,383 ✭✭✭Higgins5473


    I wonder what group of people would take a big cast iron pump?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,069 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    I wonder who would steal a metal water pump?


    Dey're worth a lot more than their scrap value.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,882 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    A beautiful handle, some might say gorgeous gorgeous handle


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