Liveline: de Welsh Megamint edition (see warning, 1st post)

Higgins5473

Deleted User wrote: »

I wonder how easy it is to set up a virtual hotel on these booking sites. Haven't a clue myself of the verification process the sites are surely obliged to have. I mean, could I, today, invent accommodation in Cork, and have it up on at least one of these sites within a day or two, and what proof am I obliged to supply to them that I actually own said business?

Very easy it would seem. Took about ten minutes for me to open this 5 Star Hotel located in the heart of Donnybrook. Booking.com take 15% of all bookings as commission. You can enter in any old banking details for receiving your end of the payment.

ButtersSuki

Higgins5473 wrote: »

Very easy it would seem. Took about ten minutes for me to open this 5 Star Hotel located in the heart of Donnybrook. Booking.com take 15% of all bookings as commission. You can enter in any old banking details for receiving your end of the payment.

9.9/10
If the awning read “Well, cum” you’d have gotten full marks.

Higgins5473

Higgins5473 wrote: »

Very easy it would seem. Took about ten minutes for me to open this 5 Star Hotel located in the heart of Donnybrook. Booking.com take 15% of all bookings as commission. You can enter in any old banking details for receiving your end of the payment.

Brilliant, fantastic, wow, well done, so to speak!

thecretinhop

9.5 10 put woke eoin in de window lol like mine

neris

well done well done

My only surprise with that is that it wasnt done by Butters

ButtersSuki

neris wrote: »

well done well done

My only surprise with that is that it wasnt done by Butters

I think that’s a compliment....

Liveline could be entertaining for us today

Gods Gift

Irish people have always been generous in fairness.

2smiggy

perhaps it's more than liveline listeners donating ?!

It is for a good cause, so no matter where the money comes from

McDermotX

Bring back Peter Murphy FFS

Dan Jaman

Here you go, Joe.

Test For Echo

The feck is he mumbling about Brazilian women for?

Unwell people looking fur massage services..

One way of describing them

2smiggy

more of this ****e , what's more to be said about this.

'don't give your revenue details' says Joe , but your pin number for your bank account is ok

BPKS

Would the real Derek Morcan please stand up

dvcireland

do you do massage?

gmisk

Higgins5473 wrote: »

Very easy it would seem. Took about ten minutes for me to open this 5 Star Hotel located in the heart of Donnybrook. Booking.com take 15% of all bookings as commission. You can enter in any old banking details for receiving your end of the payment.

Beaaaaauuutiful

McDermotX

My God !

Bottom of the barrel stuff here

2smiggy

LOL , another text from bank of ireland !!

dvcireland

gmisk wrote: »

Beaaaaauuutiful

duze it include a coddle dinner?

shearforce

dvcireland wrote: »

duze it include a coddle dinner?

and a buuk reading and signing

Gods Gift

Yes honey all that money to Brazilian women for massages is obviously identity fraud.

Atlantic Dawn

How were they getting his bank account details?

BPKS

Close the fcuking account and open a new one.

Simple as that.

gmisk

I would be worried about someone calling me directly from revenue as well tbh....

Dan Jaman

Derek's pyssed someone off.

Dan Jaman

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

How were they getting his bank account details?

Bin raiding.

Gods Gift

Brazilian women have lovely bottoms joe.

PieOhMy

Will someone called Peter Murphy from Wexford ring in saying that theres some dub trying to make hotel reservations in his name?

gmisk

This guy's is probably in blanch like the other lot of nigerians that were caught out tbh....

2smiggy

now he's replaying his crap attempt to catch out the scammer

neris

Gods Gift wrote: »

Brazilian women have lovely bottoms joe.

They all have lovely bottoms

Mena Mitty

dvcireland wrote: »

duze it include a coddle dinner?

Vintage 'Keith Floyd in Ireland' on last Saturdays kitchen had him sampling Coddle and Tripe dishes down Cork way.

gmisk

Someone was actually thick enough to book that hotel via that website......ffs come on....

BPKS

The sound of Derek hacking her laptop in the background

Would you not try de Ass Hotel for your employee, caller?

Dan Jaman

Quick burst of the Peruvian Nose Flute there.

BPKS

gmisk wrote: »

This guy's is probably in blanch like the other lot of nigerians that were caught out tbh....

You cant say that:D

shearforce

Lillian, now live on the national radiowaves to show everyone how thick she is.

Atlantic Dawn

A Goldmember no less.

Roger_007

“A massive Jim”............(Derek’s brother?)

2smiggy

da producers are not checking the thread today it seems ....

BPKS

I'm a gold member..............................


of booking.com

gmisk

I'm a booking.com gold member don't ya know.

It makes no odds....you....are....thick

thecretinhop

Oh yes, I'm the great pretender (woo-woo)
Pretending I'm doing well (woo-woo)
My need is such I pretend too much
I'm lonely but no one can tell

[Verse 2]
Oh yes, I'm the great pretender (woo-woo)
Adrift in a world of my own (woo-woo)
I play the game but to my real shame
You've left me to dream all alone

[Bridge]
Too real is this feeling of make-believe
Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal

[Verse 3]
Oh yes, I'm the great pretender (woo-woo)
Just laughing and gay like a clown (woo-woo)
I seem to be what I'm not (you see)
I'm wearing my heart like a crown
Pretending that you're still around

It's obvious now that you can't actually believe that any hotel exists simply because it appears in these sites.

BPKS

You ARE stupid

gmisk

I'm a bit silly .....

Yeah like Hitler was a bit naughty

Mena Mitty

D.D.D.





David Damian Doppelganger on line 2........to say the speak sotospeak.

Would you not book a hotel you knew or were aware of?