Liveline: de Welsh Megamint edition (see warning, 1st post)

Spanish Eyes

Adult nappy

cozar

of course its her first child Joe, she wouldnt feel as entitled if it wasnt.

Bless.. Is she's this moany before the kid is born she ain't seen nothing yet

givyjoe

vicwatson wrote: »

In the time it took her to moan that she wasn't being allowed in to Olivettos she'd have been in the people's park and had her pee, story over.

Clearly ringing up to try and damage their business, because they understandably only let customers use their toilets. Outrageous stuff.

Jordan 199

fritzelly wrote: »

Halloween lol

His name will be Damien

Happy4all

can't believe Joe didn't ask if it was a number one or number two, for extra dramatic effect.

What about people with an ileostomy who would need to cease any liquid or food intake to slow down need to use toilets. That's what I had to do all last week as I couldn't call casually to toilets. Did I phone Liveline?

The trouble with toilets in Ireland is that people here are unable to aim, and don't care about leaving the place in an absolute mess. I strongly believe all toilets need to have washbasins installed for people to clean up after them before exiting cubicle. Oddly toilets in Latvia and Bulgaria are universally immaculate.

McGinniesta

The restaurant pretty much told her to go f*ck herself.

We should hear more of that on de lahvlahn

Joe has Phelan on speed dial ffs

Another moaner

sligojoek

McGinniesta

Joes been on the air for 20 minutes.

He must be due 3 weeks off.

vicwatson

Cancer

Drowning

Dan Jaman

"I'm great, me."

bottlebrush

Were there any public toilets at all

"I'm kind of like..."

vicwatson

Deleted User wrote: »

Joe has Phelan on speed dial ffs

Another moaner

Can't say I blame her

Dan Jaman

bottlebrush wrote: »

Were there any public toilets at all

Pee on the beach.

sligojoek

Subtitles..

Jesus Joe, stop talking over her.

Del.Monte

Well done, well done, brilliant, brilliant, wow!

bottlebrush

What's she complaining about again?

Spanish Eyes

givyjoe wrote: »

Clearly ringing up to try and damage their business, because they understandably only let customers use their toilets. Outrageous stuff.

I think she did them a huge favour, very reassuring to hear they refuse to allow randomers to just use the facilities in Covid times.
Delighted to see the robust response.

Jordan 199

sligojoek wrote: »

Subtitles..

Aertel page 888 is yer only man

And what colour was the girl?

Abel Ruiz

Del.Monte wrote: »

Well done, well done, brilliant, brilliant, wow!

How many wows is it now?
Is he taking the mick???

thecretinhop

no 24 n JOE DUFFER HOLIDAY

gmisk

Baywatch in Donegal....would be bleak in fairness

Test For Echo

Oh, how I missed Joe's stupid, stupid questions and comments over the last 3 weeks.

vicwatson

So Joe I just rang up to tell you how I'm a hero

Spanish Eyes

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

I think she did them a huge favour, very reassuring to hear they refuse to allow randomers to just use the facilities in Covid times.
Delighted to see the robust response.

I'll be glad to be booking there if I have occasion to. The woman doesn't cop on that it will garner them genuine customers and put off "randomers".

StreetLight

Don't duffel the Duff.

Abel Ruiz

Test For Echo wrote: »

Oh, how I missed Joe's stupid, stupid questions and comments over the last 3 weeks.

I miss Katie. Joe is so bad at doing the job he's had for decades

Happy4all

from drowning in piss to drowning in the sea.....

sligojoek

What age are you

21

Congratulations

Dan Jaman

"The training kicked in, Joe and when I got back to normal I was surrounded by people all looking at me."

thecretinhop

thecretinhop wrote: »

no 24 n JOE DUFFER HOLIDAY

We don't know dat! We don't know dat! We don't know dat!

vicwatson

vicwatson wrote: »

Can't say I blame her

Meant Ray.

Cervical screening has saved thousands of lives.

Test For Echo

Are there jobs as lifeguards? Yes Joe, they're called lifeguards. Plank.

Happy4all

caller looking for a career change

Beechwoodspark

De chiselers of de boooooooogie board

gmisk

Test For Echo wrote: »

Are there jobs as lifeguards? Yes Joe, they're called lifeguards. Plank.

She can save people from drowning in popcorn atm I guess

Del.Monte

Will he say "well done" once more?

sligojoek

Rescuee on line 2

Del.Monte

BINGO.

bcklschaps

Dan Jaman wrote: »

"The training kicked in, Joe and when I got back to normal I was surrounded by people all looking at me."

But what were you wearing ...at that stage? ...soo to speak :rolleyes:

sligojoek

Let her go Joe FFS

McGinniesta

Ten Pin wrote: »

Joe "Hasselhoff" Duffy



<enjoy your lunch>

The duff

Hector Savage

condesending tosser

gmisk

I know what you did last... Tuesday

I was wondering where they were gonna go title wise with those films....

sligojoek

Gurra mila maith agat