Guard, de Jag has hands-free! Liveline 25/8 going forward.

Thought this was a man (edit - person with a penis).. it's de Woodbines.

statto25

I forgot beautiful churches are immune to da Coronavirus

pc7

Booterful church Joe, booterful

Sir Oxman

One thing i notice - not one of the devastated grannies & parents ever mention their deep religious conviction when bewailing the utter disgrace of the kids payday being cancelled/rescheduled...hmm

PieOhMy

If there is some enquiry in years to come into how the virus spread as it did, I suggest that they replay this show. It captures the essence of the lunatics in the country, combine them with the scumbags and its no wonder we are where we are.

I'm reasonable but it's hard to take being responsible while these creeps get to do what they want

Atlantic Dawn

'It might be narrow but it's very long'...what a chat-up line.

bottlebrush

Ah all the same it's a shame the little childers will miss out on the one day in their life they will ever receive communion...

Dan Jaman

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

On a point of order, didn't JD call Tullamore Tullamore today, whereas I'm sure I recall he called it Tullamoray in the past. Am I dreaming.

No, you're quite correct, but I'm sure he'll correct that soon.

shearforce

fcuking townies

absolute waste of space

Randle P. McMurphy

Fair play to the researchers. They found some real loopers today. I'm not sure which is funnier, the loopers or the fact they don't know they're loopers.

mojesius

Marie has no one to gossip about anymore

Marie?!?!

I thought this was a fella.

Del.Monte

It's a disgrace Joe - the 1950s have broken through with this wan.

Spanish Eyes

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

On a point of order, didn't JD call Tullamore Tullamore today, whereas I'm sure I recall he called it Tullamoray in the past. Am I dreaming.

It’s just your brain adjusting to the mangled pronunciation of our host. It’s a bit like auto-correct

Kalimah

You're definitely paranoid woman

Flukey

"What am I doing in Wexford guard? Well, tell the sergeant I am still in the Dublin Diocese."

Spanish Eyes

My Dohtter, you gotta love it.

cozar

bit slow today Joe why dont you ask her what age she is?

Sir Oxman

Sir Oxman wrote: »

One thing i notice - not one of the devastated grannies & parents ever mention their deep religious conviction when bewailing the utter disgrace of the kids payday being cancelled/rescheduled

When Joe tried to bring that dimension up Nanny Jackie fobbed it off.

PieOhMy

Its amazing that a cement mixer is able to operate a phone and speak like this! Amazing!

2smiggy

Flagons of cider all round today for the Dublin callers

jetfiremuck

The 600 euro communion dress and trimmings would stick in your craw.............and the cash handouts like the scene in Casino and the wedding scene.

Atlantic Dawn

We need lamp lighters back.

dvcireland

this caller did not bother using the gas mask

is the voice disguiser been used

does this caller have a cervix

Del.Monte

1940, just after the war.

"I was born in 1940 just after the war"

Bahahahahaha

statto25

statto25 wrote: »

I forgot beautiful churches are immune to da Coronavirus

Just like this island, remember back in the day?

TheRiverman

"1940 just after the war". You couldn't make it up.

Mervyn Skidmore

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Marie?!?!

I thought this was a fella.

Sounds like a fella in his 50s who'd be smoking outside the pub door at 11am in the morning.

Icsics

Devasted? No wonder these kids have no resilience...!

dvcireland

Deleted User wrote: »

Marie?!?!

I thought this was a fella.

ya cannot say that

pc7

These people really need a little perspective.

Flukey

Deleted User wrote: »

Lets do the mathy-matix:

34 kids. Plus 34 mammies = 68 people.

But then what about Auntie Bridie, so 34 Auntie Bridie's, so thats 102.

But then what about Nanna Jackie?

Be fair. The schools were closed for months, so they are only just getting back into the maths.

Roger_007

Is this Biddy Mulligan?

2smiggy

In Killarney today, there seems to be mass evacuation by train from Dublin

cozar

i have only the one great grandchild and she's sad about that.?

dvcireland

a documentary, mentioned a family moving out to Clontarf, the inner city set thought they had gone to Australia

Sir Oxman

And into a Monty Python sketch we go!

pc7

Cried for a year, ffs, now we know where the daughter gets it.

RobertKK

I turned it on and thought it was a man.

The Great Grand Daughter is 11 in Coolock.

Marie will have a Great Great Grand Daughter soon enough.

TheRiverman

Grovelling Grannies Day hasn't been cancelled due to COVID.This is dreadful.

PieOhMy

Great grandchilder are more common in dublin inner city than anywhere else in ireland.

She hated her free house that she was given. Knacker.

septictank

"Don't come back till 6 tomorrow"

dvcireland

hannah from fair city

Sir Oxman

No, WW2 veteran, the neighbours are keeping well away for a reason

mojesius

Recurring theme of these calls:

De muddars and de grannies are 'devarstated' da Nikita and Jordan s communion is cancelled and dey bought a new rig out on boohoo and are passing on their overreactions to de childars.

Flukey

2smiggy wrote: »

In Killarney today, there seems to be mass evacuation by train from Dublin

That's all the Kerry folk working up here going home for the weekend.

Mervyn Skidmore

Is there any chance that the samaritan's phone lines and RTEs have crossed over today?

Roger_007

Roger_007 wrote: »

Is this Biddy Mulligan?

The pride of the Coombe 😂