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Guard, de Jag has hands-free! Liveline 25/8 going forward.

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  • #8152
    cozar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,522 ✭✭✭cozar


    would have thought her mum would have been the designated visitor.


  • #8153
    Ta ceist agam
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 387 ✭✭Ta ceist agam


    She will get all the inheritance now, seeing as though she's the only nominated one


  • #8154
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Hector Savage wrote: »
    Because fear fear fear fear ...

    Look everyone just stay at home
    starve to death ....
    or go insane and cause a massive mental health crisis that will make covid look like a sniffle.

    I don;t know why the media and the govt. want to destroy the country ... but they do it seems.

    Oh come on now, ffs!


  • #8155
    golondrinas
    Registered Users Posts: 2,485 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    They think that if the overpriced pubs open it will stop house parties.
    Really.??????


  • #8156
    Clon63
    Registered Users Posts: 338 ✭✭Clon63


    :D
    DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »
    Rang the president.

    Definitely no chabce of a response there as he would be mourning The Presedential Dog


  • #8157
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,134 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    and caller have you ever been at a rave

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • #8158
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,134 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    hurry up, we only have an hour left

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • #8159
    cozar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,522 ✭✭✭cozar


    gmisk wrote: »
    Sioda :(

    "first dog"?


  • #8160
    ShamNNspace
    Registered Users Posts: 4,800 ✭✭✭ShamNNspace


    Hector Savage wrote: »
    Because fear fear fear fear ...

    Look everyone just stay at home
    starve to death ....
    or go insane and cause a massive mental health crisis that will make covid look like a sniffle.

    I don;t know why the media and the govt. want to destroy the country ... but they do it seems.

    Ah hould on now Hector, im with you up to a point but....


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  • #8161
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Clon63 wrote: »
    :D

    Definitely no chabce of a response there as he would be mourning The Presedential Dog

    The First Dog, if you please


  • #8162
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    What level of virus did you're daw te r get ;)


  • #8163
    statto25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,862 ✭✭✭statto25


    I got chiiiilllllssss, they multiplyin......


  • #8164
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Let me guess, this will be a really bad case and she wouldn't wish it on anyone ...


  • #8165
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    He sounded dissapointed when she said the cough wasnt painful


  • #8166
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,134 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    there has been so many musical puns today:

    chills...there multiplying

    achy...brakey heart?

    cant't touch this?

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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  • #8167
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    This is like the doctors surgery


  • #8168
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Get her off the line Joe, she had a flu that was worse years ago ... get her off the line,


  • #8169
    Mervyn Skidmore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,133 ✭✭✭Mervyn Skidmore


    Her voice sounds like a jew's harp.


  • #8170
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,941 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Joe starting to think he sounds like a doctor, here.

    "Painful?" Chesty? Persistent?" and sounding disappointed at the lack of the paynee.... 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #8171
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Right. My experience of ringing Liveline. Got a bit of grilling, and Joe's not the only one for putting words in peoples mouths. Perhaps I sounded too sensible on the phone. Looks like I'm not getting on.


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  • #8172
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Mervyn Skidmore wrote: »
    Her voice sounds like a jew's harp.

    There was a cement mixer with a Dublin accent last week. Remarkable


  • #8173
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
    This is like the doctors surgery

    Joe prefers the Coroner's Office.


  • #8174
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Mervyn Skidmore wrote: »
    Her voice sounds like a jew's harp.

    What's a Jews harp. :):). That's a new one on me :)


  • #8175
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,134 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    shes making me ill..her voice is awful

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • #8176
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Joe starting to think he sounds like a doctor, here.

    "Painful?" Chesty? Persistent?" and sounding disappointed at the lack of the paynee....

    He had a wee cough on Friday... probably trying to assess when he might need a test.


  • #8177
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,134 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    frog in her throat

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • #8178
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,134 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    aah...Annie Byrne...Bill Cullen used to deliver vegetable to her

    bad line, bad line

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • #8179
    statto25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,862 ✭✭✭statto25


    Joe just got Joe'd!!!!!!!


  • #8180
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83,516 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Never as much drink sold in the wurdled ever.


  • #8181
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,941 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    dvcireland wrote: »
    frog in her throat


    Dat Marcel, he gets around. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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  • #8182
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    The female to Male caller ratio is very skewed I've been noticing.

    Self confessed bad line there, that's a rare occurrence


  • #8183
    jean contente
    Registered Users Posts: 427 ✭✭jean contente


    By 3pm the off licences will be 2020's liveline headshops.


  • #8184
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,270 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Yer one doesn't like what Joe is saying so she tells him he has a bad line!


  • #8185
    Clon63
    Registered Users Posts: 338 ✭✭Clon63


    Another song mentioned ... When Will I See You Again


  • #8186
    golondrinas
    Registered Users Posts: 2,485 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    golondrinas wrote: »
    They think that if the overpriced pubs open it will stop house parties.
    Really.??????

    If they open the pubs all the ravers will enter quietly an sit in the corner of some dank pub ,yeah right.


  • #8187
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,322 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Is this going to be this all day? Whineline...


  • #8188
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Matt Talbot's mammy on now :)


  • #8189
    ShamNNspace
    Registered Users Posts: 4,800 ✭✭✭ShamNNspace


    Link please Mrs


  • #8190
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
    What's a Jews harp. :):). That's a new one on me :)

    If you can put up with the ad first...

    https://youtu.be/kJu9L4ooO6c


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  • #8191
    imme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,200 ✭✭✭imme


    Was someone playing a xylophone there.


  • #8192
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,270 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    The eye and ear hospital didn't do a great job


  • #8193
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,134 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    PieOhMy wrote: »
    The female to Male caller ratio is very skewed I've been noticing.

    Self confessed bad line there, that's a rare occurrence
    all the men folk outside the pale are in the pub

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • #8194
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    I'd be a dipso too if I lived in Athy


  • #8195
    statto25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,862 ✭✭✭statto25


    Right missus, have we any idea why off-license sales have gone up???? Would it be because the pubs and restaurants were closed????


  • #8196
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users Posts: 8,195 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    A harp?


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  • #8197
    Mervyn Skidmore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,133 ✭✭✭Mervyn Skidmore


    Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
    What's a Jews harp. :):). That's a new one on me :)

    https://youtu.be/irATiFt6AUM


  • #8198
    baldbear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,589 ✭✭✭baldbear


    No cans? Jaysus stop.


  • #8199
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I’m just popping out to the off-licence. Going for a friend, you know


  • #8200
    bmorrissey
    Registered Users Posts: 1,775 ✭✭✭bmorrissey


    Whats this woman's problem?? why are they so stupid so to speak??


  • #8201
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,134 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    220px-Mary_Whitehouse_on_phone.jpg

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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