Guard, de Jag has hands-free! Liveline 25/8 going forward.

thecretinhop

Roger_007 wrote: »

Has anyone seen Shergar recently?

de bingo card will be like a phil hogan hotel california for me sayz i lol.

dvcireland

teacher burning the midnight oil

bottlebrush

bottlebrush wrote: »

How far is it to Morocco though?

3000km

Test For Echo

gmisk wrote: »

What about your wash hand stand?

Mask Handstand caller! Have you not been listening to Joe?

McDermotX

2smiggy wrote: »

it's not like there has been 5 months for the schools/teachers to sort this out

Give them a break FFS !

Sure dis one only sent on de floor plan of her skule last Weds.

Atlantic Dawn

A classroom without a fire cert, what could possibly go wrong, ffs.

sligojoek

cozar wrote: »

"i was due to speak to you Friday", a real teacher here, annoyed they didnt call her back Friday.

She said it again.

dvcireland

Deleted User wrote: »

3000km

fritzelly

Last minute?

cozar

cozar wrote: »

feel as if i back in school listening to this one.

I still have the nightmares.

I think this caller is a thinly veiled ASTI fan.

Atlantic Dawn

The isolation room should just be a 6x4 wooden shed.

Ta ceist agam

2smiggy wrote: »

it's not like there has been 5 months for the schools/teachers to sort this out

It's the Department of Education that's the problem giving out mixed messages and leaving everthing on the long finger, just to save the Government some money.

The Government don't give a ****e about children education or safety if it means spending money!

Plus that Norma 'I don't know' Minister for Education hasn't a clue...just parroting on about assistance will be given when it clearly is not!

dvcireland

the dog ate her planning permission

BPKS

From my experience, going public with criticism of the Dept of Education is not the way to get what you want

Roger_007

The teachers are hoping for a few Covid outbreaks in schools...........another few months paid holidays.

Atlantic Dawn

Sounds like not a hope her school is opening up unless Dermot Bannon and full crew shows up there at the weekend.

Nevermind the 1980s, the primary school I went to hadn't been updated since the 1880's

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Sounds like not a hope her school is opening up unless Dermot Bannon and full crew shows up there at the weekend.

Challenge Annika, only with Dermot Bannon, paid for by the license fee.

Atlantic Dawn

Roger_007 wrote: »

The teachers are hoping for a few Covid outbreaks in schools...........another few months paid holidays.

The students will have great craic with it too, if you have homework not done just a couple of strong coughs and you are heading home for the day

dvcireland

one for challenge anneka

Test For Echo

Wish this caller would go and isolate herself in a shed.

Without a phone.

Gods Gift

Tis hard for the teachers to organise anything with Coppers closed.

dvcireland

dvcireland wrote: »

one for challenge anneka

Beat you to it!

But yeah, similar minds.

dvcireland

one for peter andre or clare sweeney

surferdudz

This caller is great at listing the problems, if we wait for perfect environment, we will home school for 2 years

dvcireland

Deleted User wrote: »

Beat you to it!

But yeah, similar minds.

wheres nick knowles

Roger_007

This wan simply doesn’t want to go back to her job!

Atlantic Dawn

Gods Gift wrote: »

Tis hard for the teachers to organise anything with Coppers closed.

It needs to be given listed building status before some property developer buys it up and levels it

surferdudz

She should look for another job.

Odyssey 2005

What a pain in the hole

McDermotX

Roger_007 wrote: »

This wan simply doesn’t want to go back to her job!

Quick drop to de Covidole for a while will teach (ironic, I know) her a lesson.

Odyssey 2005

Is she on the spectrum caller ?

fritzelly

Christ another crap LL
Moan, moan, moany, what about me, moan, moan

shearforce

haven't gotten a lecture from a teacher in probably 25yrs

Atlantic Dawn

Does the school public liability inshurdance cover Covid outbreaks?

And how can you guarantee all de udder chiselers' safety with yer chizz coughing non-stop?

BPKS

So did you go anywhere at all with your daughter in the last 6 months caller.

Be honest now, please.

Odyssey 2005

dvcireland wrote: »

one for challenge anneka

Napkins please

dvcireland

sure all childer pick up illnesses at school, like rickets, the consumption etc

shearforce

don't send her back then.


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RobertKK

Spacing based on morals.

A lot of people don't seem to social distance anyway.

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

The students will have great craic with it too, if you have homework not done just a couple of strong coughs and you are heading home for the day

I went to school with a lad who had bone cancer and was off school for a year. He milked it for all his worth. Any time a teacher was around he was like Tiny Tim, using his cane, but when no-one was around he was fine.

Teacher: Where is your homework?
John: I was going to do it, but my leg was sore..
Teacher: No problem john, I hope its better soon.

"Teacher, my throat is sore and I just had a packet of Tayto crisps but they tasted like King!"
Teacher: 2 weeks holiday for you so.

Two weeks later:

Teacher: Why didnt you do your homework?
Student:I have some post-covid conditions.
Teacher: OK grand.

Ta ceist agam

I wonder where all her letters went?

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zell12

What colour is de gun to your head, caller?

statto25

POINT BLANK!!!

RobertKK

Home School and stop complaining.

purifol0

If public sector employees were put on covid dole, they'd come up with solutions mighty quick. The dept of education & teaching unions taking it handy and taking our taxes while the rest of us suckers pay for it all and don't have RTE giving us every opportunity to complain.

Orwellmerchant

What a pain

BPKS

shearforce wrote: »

don't send her back then.


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To-Sla have a gun to her head

statto25

What colour was the "ledder"?