Guard, de Jag has hands-free! Liveline 25/8 going forward.

RobertKK

Bullying will be a far bigger issue in schools as it always is than the virus will be for children.

Atlantic Dawn

It should just be a simple test in September, can your child run a lap of the football pitch unassisted, if not stay at home.

BPKS

Deleted User wrote: »

I went to school with a lad who had bone cancer and was off school for a year. He milked it for all his worth. Any time a teacher was around he was like Tiny Tim, using his cane, but when no-one was around he was fine.

Teacher: Where is your homework?
John: I was going to do it, but my leg was sore..
Teacher: No problem john, I hope its better soon.

"Teacher, my throat is sore and I just had a packet of Tayto crisps but they tasted like King!"
Teacher: 2 weeks holiday for you so.

Two weeks later:

Teacher: Why didnt you do your homework?
Student:I have some post-covid conditions.
Teacher: OK grand.

What will the next generation of snowflakes be like!

Jordan 199

statto25 wrote: »

What colour was the "ledder"?

Black, with red text.

SEPT 23 1989

God help her husband

surferdudz

Did she expect a hand written letter from Stephen Donnely? Ffs

Roger_007

What’s happening to the kids these days. When I was at school, I don’t remember any kids having ‘underlying conditions’?

BPKS

Katie is doing better with the break-eens today

Jordan 199

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

God help her husband

Maybe he did a runner or will do a runner.

Ta ceist agam

This is AMANDA

dvcireland

this mother cannot be arsed getting up to bring her child to school

fritzelly

Ray back?

statto25

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

God help her husband

You hear about this new internet craze of the "Karen" personality....she might be a good example of such person

BPKS

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I don't have kids. Hopefully one day. If I didn't feel comfortable sending them to school, like now, I wouldn't. And I would tell Tulsa why.

I wouldn't ring Liveline about it.

shearforce

RobertKK wrote: »

Bullying will be a far bigger issue in schools as it always is than the virus will be for children.

I would've thought there would be a decrease in bullying due to pupils only being able to mix in a small pod

dvcireland

1 o'clock central european time ?

Roger_007

Roger_007 wrote: »

What’s happening to the kids these days. When I was at school, I don’t remember any kids having ‘underlying conditions’?

They would be called "delicate" in my and former days.

BPKS

BPKS wrote: »

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Good job RTE don't have financial problems.

Atlantic Dawn

Phils EyeTinery...

31 July – I arrived in Ireland, completed the statutory Passenger Locator Form and travelled to my temporary residence in Co Kildare.

5 August - I was admitted to a Dublin hospital for a medical procedure.

While in hospital, I tested negative for Covid-19 (www.citizensinformation.ie confirms that a negative test result ends the self-restriction period).

6 August - I was discharged from hospital and returned briefly to my temporary residence in Co Kildare.

7 August – I travelled to Kilkenny before the local lockdown rules came into effect at midnight in Co Kildare (and neighbouring counties Laois and Offaly).

12 August - I travelled to Dublin from Kilkenny for essential work reasons, which required my attendance at the European Commission office. While in Dublin, I also had separate meetings with the Tánaiste (Deputy Prime Minister) and with Minister Robert Troy, to brief them on events relating to ongoing negotiations with the U.S.

13 August – I played golf in Adare, Co Limerick and returned to Kilkenny.

17 August – I travelled from Co Kilkenny to Co Galway via Co Kildare. I stopped briefly in Co Kildare at the property in which I had been staying for the purpose of collecting some personal belongings and essential papers relating to the ongoing negotiations with the USTR, Robert Lighthizer, which continued while I was in Co Galway. This culminated in an agreement on a package of tariff reductions on 21 August.

18 August – I played golf in Co Galway, staying in Clifden. (no formal dinner or reception).

19 August – I played golf in Clifden, and subsequently attended a formal dinner for which I have since apologised.

21 August – I returned from Galway to my temporary residence in Co Kildare to collect my remaining personal belongings, including my passport, and stayed there overnight to catch an early morning flight to my primary residence in Brussels from the nearby airport.

22 August – I returned to Brussels.

https://www.rte.ie/news/politics/2020/0825/1161161-phil-hogan/

zell12

He no resign.
More callers please

BPKS

Joe never reads the full statement Katie - cos they are written by bad, bad, bad, bad PR b@stards

sligojoek

Imagine Duffy trying to read this out.

thecretinhop

philo digging like a 20 ton jcb glorious

jetfiremuck

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Phils EyeTinery...



https://www.rte.ie/news/politics/2020/0825/1161161-phil-hogan/

No mention of overnight in Dunraven Arms in Adare... Narsisstic Meathead

Test For Echo

sligojoek wrote: »

Imagine Duffy trying to read this out.

Yeah, "it's just after 5pm, and now over to Ray D'arcy"

Dan Jaman

Neck like a jockey's bollocks.

dvcireland

whoy are yew self isolating caller?

Roger_007

Roger_007 wrote: »

What’s happening to the kids these days. When I was at school, I don’t remember any kids having ‘underlying conditions’?

Listening to the radio today:

"My husband has an underlying condition he has high blood pressure"
"My daughter has asthma"

Is there no-one healthy in the country?


Phil Hogan is getting the sack, and it will be to the detriment of us collectively.

jetfiremuck

Deflect is the name of the game.....Hogan is a cowboy

Atlantic Dawn

Drama queen.

NIMAN

... and another about Golfgate.

LL won't be happy until they bring in every person in the country who adhered to the guidelines over the lockdown.

Think I might ring them. I'm disgusted and appalled.

zell12

"I was looking at twitter on Thursday"

Atlantic Dawn

5 more minutes caller.

Gods Gift

Try looking after 3 residences on a commissioners salary.

BPKS

"Do as I say, not as I do"


Very original caller, we didn't hear that 38 times last Friday

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

Phil Hogan is getting the sack, and it will be to the detriment of us collectively.

Much as I dislike him for his arrogance, I tend to agree with you. A hard-nosed arrogant son-ofa-bytch is what we need in hard negotiations with the EU.

Test For Echo

De windows of de pandemic

Atlantic Dawn

Tears, ffs, it's a child you couldn't see, it's not as if it was a drive in a friends brand new Lambo you missed out on.

NIMAN

I never heard the guideline about how long you were allowed to hold a baby for?

sligojoek

At least the grandchild is still alive

Gods Gift

Gods Gift wrote: »

Try looking after 3 residences on a commissioners salary.

Its a struggle!
And managing the staff is tough too!

2smiggy

is there time for another poem ??

Jordan 199

Please kill me.

StreetLight

Every.
Word.
Is.
A.
Sentence.

Living Off The Splash

Well done Ellen. Well done.

Dan Jaman

Test For Echo wrote: »

De windows of de pandemic

De twitching curtains of de Village of De Pandemic.


Nobody escapes the net curtain Inquisition.

Gods Gift

2smiggy wrote: »

is there time for another poem ??

Trish is back with
Trish is horny.

statto25

If I had a new grandchild no guideline would stop me from kissing and holding it

Atlantic Dawn

Imagine her as your mother in law, jaysus.