Most important life lesson?

McGinniesta

grayzer75 wrote: »

If you go to sleep with an itchy arse you'll wake up with a smelly finger........

or a smelly banana.

EmmetSpiceland

If you’re having any “doubts”, never, ever, trust a fart. Ever.

McGinniesta

To all teenage boys, you should definitely try to bang those cute girls that you like. You'll regret it when you are older if you don't.

If you can count your real true friends on more than one finger then you are a lucky person.

It's ok to feel a bit shyte and to doubt yourself every now and then but don't let it drag you down.

Do your best to find the things that make you the happiest you can be.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. So does all play and no work.

If you have no regrets then you haven't lived fully. Life is full of decisions and you are not going to get them all right.

If you haven't backed yourself into a corner or had some serious scrapes on your way then you haven't had much of a life either

Money is nice but make sure you've spent it well before you sign out.

the_pen_turner

keep your eyes and ears open and you mouth shut

pgj2015

Wanderer78 wrote: »

unfortunately not all humans have this option

Insomniacs?

ArnoldJRimmer

My Da when talking about people who spend way too much time working:

'There are plenty of people in the graveyard who thought they were indispensable'

pgj2015

If you want something, go get it and don't listen to anyone who says its not possible.

The Nal

Don't be a c.unt

Samuel T. Cogley

From my dear ol' Dad. Don't wish your life (time) away. Closely linked with you're only bored if you're boring.

Wanderer78

pgj2015 wrote:

Insomniacs?

Good one, maybe, but sadly we don’t all have equal opportunities on this planet

IAMAMORON

The Nal wrote: »

Don't be a c.unt

No harm in dipping your toe now and then though, it's vibrancy and apparently good for endorphin levels.

Cupatae

Money isn't everything but it's nice to have going to the shop

Kylta

Enjoy each day has it comes and hope tomorrow is better than yesterday

Greyfox

I've spent my whole life avoiding difficult tasks and staying in my comfort zone. I've recently learned the more you make difficult decisions the more confident and capable you become at making other future difficult decisions. I now trust myself to be able to deal with anything.

Supercell

Become the change you want today or all your tomorrows will be like yesterday.

Strumms

ArnoldJRimmer wrote: »

My Da when talking about people who spend way too much time working:

'There are plenty of people in the graveyard who thought they were indispensable'

It’s 100% great advice. Another one an old work colleague told me.. a graveyard if full of blind superheroes... they couldn’t see when it was time to take a break, couldn’t see when it was time to go home, couldn’t see when it was time to say “nope, not in my responsibility, not in my contract, sorry”... couldn’t see when it was just time to move on to pastures new...

Wanderer2010

ArnoldJRimmer wrote: »

My Da when talking about people who spend way too much time working:

'There are plenty of people in the graveyard who thought they were indispensable'

Love that one. Always brings a smile to my face when I see these people working 12 hour days thinking they are the vital cog in their company and the world just wouldn't be the same without their input. when in reality if you dropped dead the company would have your replacement by the end of the week, and the world would keep on turning with or without you. Its managed for billions of years without you.

not if, But WHEN you do something different from the herd, you will be regarded as a weirdo and looked down upon.

Wanderer78

Deleted User wrote:

not if, But WHEN you do something different from the herd, you will be regarded as a weirdo and looked down upon.

Being an aspie more or less means you re a weirdo for life, I like being a weirdo

Wanderer78

Wanderer78 wrote: »

Being an aspie more or less means you re a weirdo for life, I like being a weirdo

and you did'nt even thank my post.


meh well. ok

trashcan

Never push when it says pull.

Marty Bird

Never mow another man’s lawn..

Spanish Eyes

Marty Bird wrote: »

Never mow another man’s lawn..

I'll have to sack my gardener now. But I won't because my garden is huge and I have no intention of mowing my own anymore, not to mind another person's lawn.

But I am guessing there is some euphemism there just the same.

Bobblehats

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

I'll have to sack my gardener now.

Back sack and crack

van_beano

Bad Luhrmann answered this in ‘97

https://youtu.be/KdQbb3FXSEI

Spanish Eyes

Bobblehats wrote: »

Back sack and crack

LOL.

Good to see a bit of humour emerging after all the doom and gloom. Better enjoy it now, no one knows what's coming towards us with the kids back at school either. But hope springs eternal that it will all be fine.

FatherTed

Don't look at the sun

Don't look at The Sun

Bobblehats

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

LOL.

Good to see a bit of humour emerging after all the doom and gloom. Better enjoy it now, no one knows what's coming towards us with the kids back at school either. But hope springs eternal that it will all be fine.

It’s the hope that turns you brown.

IAMAMORON

You can tell a lot about a man by the size of his driveway.

johnayo

If you cant be with the one you love, love the one your with.

Spanish Eyes

My Dad always said,

"There are no flowers in a graveyard, so give me the flowers now".

Meaning love them in life and don't think a bunch of flowers will compensate for not doing so. My Dad was such an amazing man. He had it all sussed.

Mr. teddywinkles

van_beano wrote: »

Bad Luhrmann answered this in ‘97

https://youtu.be/KdQbb3FXSEI

Just about to post it

Spanish Eyes

Watch your friends, they could be your enemies. Applies to work situations primarily IMV.

Just be aloof and nod and feck them all.

jimbobaloobob

About life:

In times of change some people build walls while others build windmills.


Footprints in the sands of time were not created by people sitting down.

Antares35

Kylta wrote: »

What's for You won't pass you by.

I don't believe this at all. I think it's like letting oneself off the hook in life. Why would anyone bother trying if what's for them won't pass them by anyway. Might as well just sit inside in our pjs waiting for it ☺️

Antares35

Kylta wrote: »

Were all born to die

No, we were all born and we will all die. We weren't born to die. We weren't really born for anything. We were just born. And we will just die.

Rubberlegs

Sh1t happens and sometimes it's no one's fault.
If you can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all.
Its better to have what you don't need than need what you don't have.
Don't get hammered the night before an early long haul flight.

JasonStatham

Don't be on social media!

Keyzer

“Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on. ”

― Billy Connolly

Wanderer2010

We only live once? Not true. We live every day.

We only die once.

mick087

Democracy is never a thing done.

Kylta

Antares35 wrote: »

I don't believe this at all. I think it's like letting oneself off the hook in life. Why would anyone bother trying if what's for them won't pass them by anyway. Might as well just sit inside in our pjs waiting for it ☺️

How would you know whats for you if you don't try first. There are people who started out doing one thing and ended up doing another. So failed or lost interest in what they wanted to be only to find that doing other thing gave them more satisfaction.
Am curious are you speaking for yourself or everybody when you say inside our PJs?
Or are you many like multiple personalites?

Kylta

Antares35 wrote: »

No, we were all born and we will all die. We weren't born to die. We weren't really born for anything. We were just born. And we will just die.

Sorry will rephrase that for you. We are born we live and we die, its the only truly guarantee that life offers you, is death.

corner of hells

Also make sure your knob is in your pants before you zip up your chinos.

kerry cow

if you lie down with dogs you'll get up with fleas

Lundstram

If you can't fix it, make sure no one else can.

trashcan

Kylta wrote: »

. We are born we live and we die, .

Seems so unfair, and I want to cry


Oops, sorry, Wrong thread

Antares35

Kylta wrote: »

How would you know whats for you if you don't try first. There are people who started out doing one thing and ended up doing another. So failed or lost interest in what they wanted to be only to find that doing other thing gave them more satisfaction.
Am curious are you speaking for yourself or everybody when you say inside our PJs?
Or are you many like multiple personalites?

You've completely missed the point of my post and for some reason made it personal.

Antares35

Kylta wrote: »

Sorry will rephrase that for you. We are born we live and we die, its the only truly guarantee that life offers you, is death.

You said we are born to die. You didn't so much rephrase as completely change what you first said lol.

Kylta

Antares35 wrote: »

You've completely missed the point of my post and for some reason made it personal.

Nothing is personal in AH with me, I just like to rile people a little. Thats what AH is about. And be honest with yourself when you thought it was personal it put a bit of zip in you to reply to my post.