Masturbation

Gael23

Ruggabugga101 wrote: »

Technique or tugging frequency?

Massage your prostate. I have a battery powered massager but I don’t like it, it’s not strong enough

Maz2016

Tig98 wrote: »

Maybe just buy a cheap out, basic butt plug first and see if you like the sensation at all. Its something handy that you'll enjoy and if you like it you can buy something more fancy.

As an aside, psyilium husk supplements from Holland and Barrett would also be a good investment, or really any fibre supplement. It basically gives you one big clean bowel movement with nothing left hanging behind, so prostate stimulation is easier. Its also helps protect against bowel cancer, because normally potentially harmful foods/wastes can cling to the lining of the colon instead of being flushed out of the body.

Have been using these psyilium husk supplements on and off for a month now. Absolutely brilliant. Thanks for the tip

BrianD3

Can you nut more quickly using a prostate massager?

Could be a useful labour and time saving device. Stick it up there several times a day and you could have post nut clarity most of the time.

Of limited usefulness though if all you get is an emission without an orgasm.

Pac1Man

I've just realised I live a very dull life.

Ruggabugga101

Gael23 wrote: »

Massage your prostate. I have a battery powered massager but I don’t like it, it’s not strong enough

The amazon toy does the trick for me...be as gentle or rough as you feel like.

Gael23

What do you guys look at when ****?

Grey Fox

Gael23 wrote: »

What do you guys look at when ****?

Straight porn mostly. How about you?

Ruggabugga101

Gael23 wrote: »

What do you guys look at when ****?

Varies although gang bangs probably my 'go to' was fortunate enough to be involved in some in my younger days in London - reliving the memorues i suppose lol.

Grey Fox

I yanked while driving today, any of ye ever do that?

JupiterKid

Gael23 wrote: »

What do you guys look at when ****?

Gay porn, with a preference for Titan Men, Raging Stallion and COLT - the gold standard of masculine gay erotica. The odd time a gay erotic story - these can arouse me often more intensely than visual images.

greenspurs

Grey Fox wrote: »

I yanked while driving today, any of ye ever do that?

Really ?

AndrewJRenko

Grey Fox wrote: »

I yanked while driving today, any of ye ever do that?

Could you let us know where/when you plan to do this again, so the rest of us can use the road with some confidence that we're not going to get killed by a distracted driver?

greenspurs

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

Could you let us know where/when you plan to do this again, so the rest of us can use the road with some confidence that we're not going to get killed by a distracted MESSY driver?

I know a girl that loved sucking her man off while he drove....
She told my mrs.

But it is kinda dangerous !! :eek:

Mister Vain

greenspurs wrote: »

I know a girl that loved sucking her man off while he drove....
She told my mrs.

But it is kinda dangerous !! :eek:

At least in that situation he has both of his hands free. It would be hard to change gear while pulling your handbrake.

Grey Fox

You guys seem really boring

Loafing Oaf

Grey Fox wrote: »

I yanked while driving today, any of ye ever do that?

Jaysis, I can just about manage to swig a latte safely behind the wheel!:eek:

Stigura

Along the same vein as Grey Fox; I still smile, to this day, at the memory of when I was a passenger beside a much younger, driving, friend.

We were half way between a two county journey when, completely out of the blue, I thrust my hips up ~ as best the seat belt would allow. Making an obvious 'Unzipping' motion with my hands. Proclaiming:

" I think I'll just crack one off! "

I'm wiping my eyes now! Never forgotten the way he locked his eyes on the road. Jaw as set as Clint Eastwood. As he growled:

" You do, and you'll be f**king walking!!! "

The trick is the thumb nail, raking down the brass. It adds that almost unconscious stimulus!

Grey Fox

I was standing beside a guy at the urinal today and it seemed like he was milking himself. Out of the corner of my eye I could see him doing a stroking motion, thats fine I thought, he's just shaking out the last few drops... but it continued for an unconscienably long time. I was pretty weirded out to be honest. I suppose this is why men avoid standing beside each other at urinals when possible.

Sadler Peak

Grey Fox wrote: »

Straight porn mostly. How about you?

British pornstar Nikki Jayne ( amounts others !!!)
About 10 years ago or so when I spent some time in London I googled her and saw she was escorting in London. Was so very tempted but at something like 500 pounds an hour I thought fuk that.
Looks like I'm too mean to go to an escort. Cheaper to knock one out.


Just googled her now, apparently, she still does.

Grey Fox

Sadler Peak wrote: »

British pornstar Nikki Jayne ( amounts others !!!)
About 10 years ago or so when I spent some time in London I googled her and saw she was escorting in London. Was so very tempted but at something like 500 pounds an hour I thought fuk that.
Looks like I'm too mean to go to an escort. Cheaper to knock one out.


Just googled her now, apparently, she still does.

Even tho I'm straight I mostly look up videos of one of the male european porn legends, a really prodigious shooter who ****s the most lovely of eastern european totty.

I'm sure most of them escort for extra cash. I actually visited an ex-porn star escort once. She was very nice.

Stigura

Grey Fox wrote: »

I could see him doing a stroking motion, thats fine I thought, he's just shaking out the last few drops... but it continued for an unconscienably long time.

Is that not symptomatic of something? I well remember, many decades ago; I too was in a loo. I can't remember where now. But, it was a haunt of royal navy lads.

And this one was standing at the urinal, roaring like a buffalo as he peed. Since heard it was likely gonorrhoea, in his case.

triona1

greenspurs wrote:

I know a girl that loved sucking her man off while he drove.... She told my mrs.

That all starts from when the man is doing the arm over the headrest reversing ðŸ™႒

Mister Vain

Grey Fox wrote: »

I actually visited an ex-porn star escort once. She was very nice.

Was it Marsha Lord by any chance? I visited her a few years ago. Really nice girl.

greenspurs

Grey Fox wrote: »

I was standing beside a guy at the urinal today and it seemed like he was milking himself. Out of the corner of my eye I could see him doing a stroking motion, thats fine I thought, he's just shaking out the last few drops... but it continued for an unconscienably long time. I was pretty weirded out to be honest. I suppose this is why men avoid standing beside each other at urinals when possible.

That happened me at a Pink gig in Malahide (?) years ago.
They had these weird circular urinals , where you were standing facing lads while peeing.
I went in, no on at it, started peeing, lad came in stood across from me, with an erection, and was stoking away on it !

Grey Fox

Mister Vain wrote: »

Was it Marsha Lord by any chance? I visited her a few years ago. Really nice girl.

It was indeed, a real sweetheart.

Username here

Grey Fox wrote: »

I was standing beside a guy at the urinal today and it seemed like he was milking himself. Out of the corner of my eye I could see him doing a stroking motion, thats fine I thought, he's just shaking out the last few drops... but it continued for an unconscienably long time. I was pretty weirded out to be honest. I suppose this is why men avoid standing beside each other at urinals when possible.

So, **** in your car (where you could potentially be seen by other road users, or cause a catastrophic accident) is cool; the reaction of other posters to this information make you think they're "really boring", but the above weirds you out.

Got it.

:rolleyes:

Mimon

Grey Fox wrote: »

I yanked while driving today, any of ye ever do that?

Might explain the standard of driving lately.

Will make sure to give the next person who does something stupid on the road a cheeky wink and a thumbs up as encouragement.

Mimon

Grey Fox wrote: »

Even tho I'm straight I mostly look up videos of one of the male european porn legends, a really prodigious shooter who ****s the most lovely of eastern european totty.

I'm sure most of them escort for extra cash. I actually visited an ex-porn star escort once. She was very nice.

Would it not be like throwing a bean up O'Connel street?

Bogwoppit

Mimon wrote: »

Would it not be like throwing a bean up O'Connel street?

Speak for yourself!

Grey Fox

Username here wrote: »

So, **** in your car (where you could potentially be seen by other road users, or cause a catastrophic accident) is cool; the reaction of other posters to this information make you think they're "really boring", but the above weirds you out.

Got it.

:rolleyes:

I've never thought about it that way before, but you're right. I'm going to turn over a new leaf, starting tomorrow.

greenspurs

Grey Fox wrote: »

I've never thought about it that way before, but you're right. I'm going to turn over a new leaf, starting tomorrow.

How did you get on ?

JustinOtherGuy

Yeah, the whole time reading this, I couldn't help but think about the skit in Cheech & Chong, Still Smoking about the world champion masturbator. At the end, the interviewer (Cheech) says, "You'll be in there pulling for us!"

This Clip

greenspurs

greenspurs wrote: »

Does Family Album still have a Lingerie section in its brochures ? :D

The 90s, what a time to be a teenage boy when all we had was lingerie catalogues and imaginations.

I remember tapping spicy scenes / music videos on tv deep in to a vhs and having it as a go to

Maz2016

[Deleted User] wrote: »

The 90s, what a time to be a teenage boy when all we had was lingerie catalogues and imaginations.

I remember tapping spicy scenes / music videos on tv deep in to a vhs and having it as a go to

Oh god I remember the catalogues and the VHS tapes. If I was desperate my mams magazines and holiday brochures- times were tough (and hard)

MrCostington

This is my first time in this section of Boards, LOLed at seeing this:




Very convenient

BrianD3

Maz2016 wrote: »

Oh god I remember the catalogues and the VHS tapes. If I was desperate my mams magazines and holiday brochures- times were tough (and hard)

If anyone ever looked at my VHS tape recordings from when I was a teenager they'd wonder what I was at. Bits and pieces of innocent programmes like Neighbours and Home & Away - where the recorded segments just happened to feature some female character in tight trousers or a short skirt

As VHS tape was precious, no point in recording the whole programme unless it was actual smut e.g. Eurotrash.

Different times.

BrianD3

BrianD3 wrote: »

If anyone ever looked at my VHS tape recordings from when I was a teenager they'd wonder what I was at. Bits and pieces of innocent programmes like Neighbours and Home & Away - where the recorded segments just happened to feature some female character in tight trousers or a short skirt

As VHS tape was precious, no point in recording the whole programme unless it was actual smut e.g. Eurotrash.

Different times.

The vhs tape was then hidden under the unit in my case

Stigura

Stigura wrote: »

We were half way between a two county journey when, completely out of the blue, I thrust my hips up ~ as best the seat belt would allow. Making an obvious 'Unzipping' motion with my hands. Proclaiming:

" I think I'll just crack one off! "

Have to say, that had me laughing, too.

Maz2016

BrianD3 wrote: »

If anyone ever looked at my VHS tape recordings from when I was a teenager they'd wonder what I was at. Bits and pieces of innocent programmes like Neighbours and Home & Away - where the recorded segments just happened to feature some female character in tight trousers or a short skirt

As VHS tape was precious, no point in recording the whole programme unless it was actual smut e.g. Eurotrash.

Different times.

Different times indeed. Mine was home & away and then it would cut to Baywatch lol Even gladiators ha ha

BrianD3

Maz2016 wrote: »

Different times indeed. Mine was home & away and then it would cut to Baywatch lol Even gladiators ha ha

For some reason Baywatch left me cold, never recorded any of it as....material.

Gladiators - oh yeah

Plenty of other stuff including Blind Date, the Smash Hits Pollwinners Party and Blackboard Jungle. I'm ok with admitting the latter given that I was a schoolboy at the time.

For the person who was asking about baby oil, I have tried it and it feels really good. I read afterwards that it's not recommended that it can cause irritation, but it was fine for me.

Also, I used an anal vib during a **** session once. It was big and had to take it really slow, but once it was in and i turned it on I felt amazing. It was one of the most intense orgasms of my life

Gael23

BlindItem043 wrote: »

For the person who was asking about baby oil, I have tried it and it feels really good. I read afterwards that it's not recommended that it can cause irritation, but it was fine for me.

Also, I used an anal vib during a **** session once. It was big and had to take it really slow, but once it was in and i turned it on I felt amazing. It was one of the most intense orgasms of my life

I find baby oil too runny. Prefer more of a gel based lube

Maz2016

I started using a flesh light last week. Was very curious so bought it online. Their really good. I was very impressed- easy to clean too.

Gael23

Maz2016 wrote: »

I started using a flesh light last week. Was very curious so bought it online. Their really good. I was very impressed- easy to clean too.

Do you take it out of the holder before getting down to business?

Maz2016

Gael23 wrote: »

Do you take it out of the holder before getting down to business?

No I left it in the holder Opened the top part a small bit so it was t making trapped air noise lol

Maz2016

Maz2016 wrote: »

I started using a flesh light last week. Was very curious so bought it online. Their really good. I was very impressed- easy to clean too.

I always wanted to try one of them, I bet they feel amazing. Did you use any lube?

Gael23

Gael23 wrote: »

I find baby oil too runny. Prefer more of a gel based lube

A gel one like KY ? I find that a bit sticky

greenspurs

BlindItem043 wrote: »

A gel one like KY ? I find that a bit sticky

Plenty of options ...
Durex have different types...

greenspurs

greenspurs wrote: »

Plenty of options ...
Durex have different types...

I know they did flavoured ones, which i hate the idea of, but I didnt realise there were others apart from that

Stigura

Do they do one that tastes like chicken? (Think on it for a moment )