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Masturbation

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 363 ✭✭Tig98


    Ya lad, I think she might have a few extra parts than what you're prepared for


  • Site Banned Posts: 109 ✭✭Physicskid9


    Tig98 wrote: »
    Ya lad, I think she might have a few extra parts than what you're prepared for

    Hilarious.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 363 ✭✭Tig98


    Trans. A lot of trans persons use it as they face discrimination on traditional dating websites.

    Ah, that makes more sense. Fair play to you for how mature and respectful you are.

    Just out of interest, and sorry If I am over stepping, do you identify as gay or bi? Just curious what took you onto the app day one..


  • Site Banned Posts: 109 ✭✭Physicskid9


    Tig98 wrote: »
    Ah, that makes more sense. Fair play to you for how mature and respectful you are.

    Just out of interest, and sorry If I am over stepping, do you identify as gay or bi? Just curious what took you onto the app day one..

    Thank you. No I'm straight myself.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Bros I’ve never ever felt what i felt yesterday. Porn never gave me that feeling and it never will. After tasting a sample of the real deal I don’t want watch porn ever again.

    I have had the most amazing foods in my life too. Food that crosses a border into Art it was that good. If I can get food like that again I will. But I will _still_ have the occasional KFC or McDonalds too.

    Getting a wonderful or superior version of something does not automatically put me off ever wanting the other versions too. Life for me is about a range of experience. Not merely focusing on one single version of each.

    If you do not want to watch porn ever again that's great for you. But it is not the kind of way my own brain works. In fact especially so given porn can even be worked into some relationships to great effect too. But porn and masturbation can also exist in conjunction with a good relationship. They are not mutually exclusive.

    However the thread is about masturbation and not about porn specifically. The two are not the same thing. Often they go hand in hand (heh) but often they are entirely separate too.


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  • Site Banned Posts: 109 ✭✭Physicskid9


    I have had the most amazing foods in my life too. Food that crosses a border into Art it was that good. If I can get food like that again I will. But I will _still_ have the occasional KFC or McDonalds too.

    Getting a wonderful or superior version of something does not automatically put me off ever wanting the other versions too. Life for me is about a range of experience. Not merely focusing on one single version of each.

    If you do not want to watch porn ever again that's great for you. But it is not the kind of way my own brain works. In fact especially so given porn can even be worked into some relationships to great effect too. But porn and masturbation can also exist in conjunction with a good relationship. They are not mutually exclusive.

    However the thread is about masturbation and not about porn specifically. The two are not the same thing. Often they go hand in hand (heh) but often they are entirely separate too.

    My personal opinion is that porn/masturbation would deplete the enjoyment of the other experience.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    If I am masturbating regularly I try to avoid certain unhealthy foods like packets of Wotsits, Burger Bites , Meanies or Alien Spacers.

    I like to stick to a highly fibrous diet of fruit including Melon, Orange , Pear and seasonal berries. I have been told that this greatly inhances the flavour and aroma of seminal fluid also.

    Eat plenty of nuts - Brazil Nuts, Cashew Nuts and Monkey Nuts help to boost and empower your seminal fluid levels. - Please please please do not do this if you are allergic to ingesting nuts - use prunes and figs instead.

    Keep it natural and enjoy.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    My personal opinion is that porn/masturbation would deplete the enjoyment of the other experience.

    I certainly have never found it to be so to be honest. Just like I can have a McDonalds for lunch and enjoy an amazing dinner just as much. Or I can enjoy a good cycle even after being on a massive rollercoaster. Or I can enjoy a good book even after a TV series box set. In fact sometimes a diversity of experience can increase inter-experience appreciation rather than take away from it.

    I have never found having a range of experiences takes away from any other particular experience. Unless of course one follows too quickly after the other :) No one wants an amazing 5star meal _straight_ after a pair of Big Macs :)

    But as I said porn and masturbation can be part of a relationship too and augment it. Both alone and _with_ your partner(s). We often watch porn together for example in our house.


  • Site Banned Posts: 109 ✭✭Physicskid9


    I certainly have never found it to be so to be honest. Just like I can have a McDonalds for lunch and enjoy an amazing dinner just as much. Or I can enjoy a good cycle even after being on a massive rollercoaster. Or I can enjoy a good book even after a TV series box set. In fact sometimes a diversity of experience can increase inter-experience appreciation rather than take away from it.

    I have never found having a range of experiences takes away from any other particular experience. Unless of course one follows too quickly after the other :) No one wants an amazing 5star meal _straight_ after a pair of Big Macs :)

    But as I said porn and masturbation can be part of a relationship too and augment it. Both alone and _with_ your partner(s). We often watch porn together for example in our house.

    Yes I understand. I haven't progressed to sex with the girl im seeing yet but you're right, mutual masturbation does seem like it could be part of a healthy sex life.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Yes I understand. I haven't progressed to sex with the girl im seeing yet but you're right, mutual masturbation does seem like it could be part of a healthy sex life.

    As can solo masturbation too. It certainly has not diminished or dis-improved my sex life any.

    But everyone is different. For the vast majority of people masturbation is perfectly fine. There are exceptions. And if you or anyone finds masturbation takes away from any other part of their life - they should certainly consider avoiding it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,752 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    As can solo masturbation too. It certainly has not diminished or dis-improved my sex life any.

    But everyone is different. For the vast majority of people masturbation is perfectly fine. There are exceptions. And if you or anyone finds masturbation takes away from any other part of their life - they should certainly consider avoiding it.

    exactly...
    there are extremes, but most people can manage to masturbate and function normally!

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... " #NoPopcorn



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,567 ✭✭✭Irish_rat


    Tig98 wrote: »
    After 24 hours I have a horn that could knock a wall so that's not much of an option for me.
    What enticed you to do that?

    You don't feel lethargic mentally if you abstain.

    Now I have just recently got a new gf and we havnt done the deed yet and it is killing me more than normal haha

    It's made worse with recent sexting that I could do without


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,952 ✭✭✭Monokne


    Can she really be classed as your girlfriend if you haven't bumped uglies yet?


  • Site Banned Posts: 109 ✭✭Physicskid9


    Monokne wrote: »
    Can she really be classed as your girlfriend if you haven't bumped uglies yet?

    What does bumped uglies mean?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,952 ✭✭✭Monokne


    Having sexual intercourse.


  • Site Banned Posts: 109 ✭✭Physicskid9


    Monokne wrote: »
    Having sexual intercourse.

    It may not be the status quo but of course people can call it a relationship even if there's no sex involved.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,952 ✭✭✭Monokne


    Interesting. I'd just consider it dating until there's sex involved. Don't commit to a new car until you've taken it for a spin :D

    I'm an old married man now though so maybe it's different these days :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 58 ✭✭bunnyboxer


    I find this thread very odd when there's a ton of people on boards under 17 and you could be quoting their posts.

    Why don't you take a seat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,752 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    bunnyboxer wrote: »
    I find this thread very odd when there's a ton of people on boards under 17 and you could be quoting their posts.

    Why don't you take a seat.

    What ??

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... " #NoPopcorn



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 363 ✭✭Tig98


    bunnyboxer wrote: »
    I find this thread very odd when there's a ton of people on boards under 17 and you could be quoting their posts.

    Why don't you take a seat.

    I imagine the under 17s do the most masturbating :pac:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,952 ✭✭✭Monokne


    greenspurs wrote: »
    What ??

    I think he's about 21 pages late here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,567 ✭✭✭Irish_rat


    Monokne wrote: »
    Can she really be classed as your girlfriend if you haven't bumped uglies yet?

    Yes why not.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,952 ✭✭✭Monokne


    I suppose sex is the primary demarcation between a friendship and a romantic relationship is all.

    Or to look at it from another angle, in most traditional, non polygamous relationships, the act of cheating on your other half would be defined as sleeping with someone else, right? Sex is, in many ways, a defining boundary.

    As someone else pointed out that, you might be younger than me so no offence intended, to each his own :)


  • Site Banned Posts: 109 ✭✭Physicskid9


    Well personally speaking I've had several girlfriends who weren't interested in having sex but they were still good relationships.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,952 ✭✭✭Monokne


    Good stuff :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 363 ✭✭Tig98


    Well personally speaking I've had several girlfriends who weren't interested in having sex but they were still good relationships.

    Under freedom of information is there a way of finding out why he was banned? :pac: could be a laugh

    I guess you never know who you're talking to. He came across content but a bit too idealistic, maybe hes just young..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭Bogwoppit


    Tig98 wrote: »
    Under freedom of information is there a way of finding out why he was banned? :pac: could be a laugh

    I guess you never know who you're talking to. He came across content but a bit too idealistic, maybe hes just young..

    Started a trolling thread in the shooting forum, no idea what it was but it was shut down pdq.


  • Posts: 3,637 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Well personally speaking I've had several girlfriends who weren't interested in having sex but they were still good relationships friends.

    Fixed your post.


  • Registered Users Posts: 481 ✭✭mr.anonymous


    Bogwoppit wrote: »
    Started a trolling thread in the shooting forum, no idea what it was but it was shut down pdq.

    Tried to talk mastubation there too? :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,920 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


    Tried to talk mastubation there too? :p

    The benefits of not shooting your load perhaps


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,752 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    Maul it Monday
    Tug it Tuesday
    Wack it Wednesday
    Toss it Thursday
    Fap it Friday
    Spank it Saturday
    Stroke it Sunday...

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... " #NoPopcorn



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,752 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    Its gone all quiet in here !....

    No Fap February ? :D ��

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... " #NoPopcorn



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,123 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    I’m going to run out of lube if the sex shops don’t open soon


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,752 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    :D:D

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... " #NoPopcorn



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 610 ✭✭✭Samsonsmasher


    Right now the kind of guys who would be in shaving ads or passing SAS selection or own their tech company who have the sharp suits cool super car high tech flat etc are reduced to choking the chicken like some sad mommas boy who still lives with his parents and plays video games all day.

    So there they are lighting incense sticks putting on cool jazz and then stroking away on a Friday night before weeping "I'm a f*cking idiot! I'm a f*cking idiot! I'm a f*cking idiot!"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,154 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Right now the kind of guys who would be in shaving ads or passing SAS selection or own their tech company who have the sharp suits cool super car high tech flat etc are reduced to choking the chicken like some sad mommas boy who still lives with his parents and plays video games all day.

    So there they are lighting incense sticks putting on cool jazz and then stroking away on a Friday night before weeping "I'm a f*cking idiot! I'm a f*cking idiot! I'm a f*cking idiot!"
    Dafuq?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭Bogwoppit


    Dafuq?

    Yeah.... me neither....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,752 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    Edgy .....


    Probably sounded better in his head .........

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... " #NoPopcorn



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,545 ✭✭✭Stigura


    Gael23 wrote: »
    I’m going to run out of lube if the sex shops don’t open soon


    Sorted! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,600 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Hope the Gardai don't come knocking at the wrong time

    https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CyaBT_1613012044


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,123 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Stigura wrote: »

    I’ve actually used that before!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,752 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    Stigura wrote: »

    what is it ( cant open it )

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... " #NoPopcorn



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,545 ✭✭✭Stigura


    Link to " Play Blue " shop ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,752 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    Stigura wrote: »
    Link to " Play Blue " shop ;)

    Ahh ok..
    Yeh, ive used them before. Very good

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... " #NoPopcorn



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,154 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Hope the Gardai don't come knocking at the wrong time

    https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CyaBT_1613012044
    They're too busy making dance videos so you should be grand.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    A good power **** will set you up for the day


  • Registered Users Posts: 5 yesiam1


    I'm 30 and had to stop masturbating, or at least limit myself to doing it 2 times a week max.
    I've done damage to my penis from once a day masturbating because I applied too much pressure on it.
    I've also damaged my urethra from it too in my early 20's and had to get it widened surgically.

    I have a very normal non deformed penis too so that was never the issue.

    The pressure method is how i first learned to do it since I was a child. Can't climax any other way.

    Sex toys are grand an all but they're a lot of work and effort. Could take me 20+ mins of absolutely pounding the thing and shaking the whole house down before it does anything for me.

    Where as if I use the pressure on the base method I can climax within 2 minutes.

    Doesn't help that I'm physically in good shape have and have a sky high sex drive.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,812 ✭✭✭Rezident


    yesiam1 wrote: »
    I'm 30 and had to stop masturbating, or at least limit myself to doing it 2 times a week max.
    I've done damage to my penis from once a day masturbating because I applied too much pressure on it.
    I've also damaged my urethra from it too in my early 20's and had to get it widened surgically.

    I have a very normal non deformed penis too so that was never the issue.

    The pressure method is how i first learned to do it since I was a child. Can't climax any other way.

    Sex toys are grand an all but they're a lot of work and effort. Could take me 20+ mins of absolutely pounding the thing and shaking the whole house down before it does anything for me.

    Where as if I use the pressure on the base method I can climax within 2 minutes.

    Doesn't help that I'm physically in good shape have and have a sky high sex drive.


    The "pressure method"? I may regret this but what is that?

    If you damaged your penis, you are doing it wrong.

    Can't climax any other way

    I doubt that, you probably have not tried every possible other way if you're only 30.


    Could take me 20+ mins of absolutely pounding the thing and shaking the whole house down before it does anything for me.
    Merciful hour! Stop! For goodness sake, stop doing that. You had to stop masturbating!? Now that is serious.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5 yesiam1


    Rezident wrote: »
    The "pressure method"? I may regret this but what is that?

    If you damaged your penis, you are doing it wrong.

    I doubt that, you probably have not tried every possible other way if you're only 30.

    By applying pressure to the base of my penis or by prone masturbating. It results in a very intense climax.
    But unfortunately it also results in traumatic mastubatory sydnrome. It's not even that much pressure. It's just bad for the nerves and tissue in the base.

    As for the other possible ways. I've tried all the ways trust me. The typical ways do not work no matter how much I try.
    Merciful hour! Stop! For goodness sake, stop doing that. You had to stop masturbating!? Now that is serious.

    I've tried 3 seperate sex toys and I'm unable to climax with them using any other method other than actually emulating sex with them. Which unfortunately makes the bed make a lot of noise.

    I didn't have to stop masturbating. I just had to reduce how often I did it as it was causing damage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,567 ✭✭✭Irish_rat


    greenspurs wrote: »
    Its gone all quiet in here !....

    No Fap February ? :D ��

    I'll go for no fap feb.

    However if the gf does it, is it technically no fap?


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