The Moaning of Death: Liveline 23/9 forward

urgelgru

generalgerry wrote: »

He was legitimately asking you a question Joe. He wasn't sure what you would say after your previous bad advice.

Ah no twas a ree torry cull qweschun!

Atlantic Dawn

Chalk McHugh wrote: »

Halloween in Dublin is a horror show. The feral youth go round in packs looking for and usually finding trouble. Police, Ambulance and Fire Brigade attacked every year. You put a drone over Dublin on Halloween night and it would be like a scene from Platoon. An awful night and the build up is one noisy **** show.

The Dublin Fibregade Google map of incidents is gold on the night.

shearforce

this lad reminds me of Gareth from The Office

dvcireland

kynochs in arklow

withless

2 geniuseses

Chalk McHugh

Chalk McHugh wrote: »

Halloween in Dublin is a horror show. The feral youth go round in packs looking for and usually finding trouble. Police, Ambulance and Fire Brigade attacked every year. You put a drone over Dublin on Halloween night and it would be like a scene from Platoon. An awful night and the build up is one noisy **** show.

We used to dread it working in the libraries, where we'd be a regular target in certain places.

Sir Oxman

That's a very, very, very, very long 'one small thing before I go' caller

sligojoek

This lad not listening to a word Joe is saying.

dvcireland

dvcireland wrote: »

Pot Noddle.....Too Gorgeous

I just had one for lunch.

Don't be giving de chiselers de money to buy them, that's de point. They cost a lot.

urgelgru

Addleds

Test For Echo

I thought Joe was going to segue into the arms trial again

withless

And now its toime fer Ray Darcy...

dvcireland

does this guy have PTSD?

BPKS

This fella sounds the same as every English fella whose presentations I have to listen to 6 times a year

urgelgru

My grandfather stuck a sparkler into...

sligojoek

Joe on Wikipedia again

generalgerry

We have our own fire marshall Bill on Liveline now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UpZZGeOP2Q

RobertKK

It is safer to live in a room designed for people who self harm.

Dan Jaman

Enough of this safety preaching. Let the idiots injure themselves.

shearforce

Absolute borefest

golondrinas

BPKS wrote: »

Are most of these dog/cat/donkey rescue people around the country Brits?

. I knew the dole over here is generous.

RobertKK

Thank God for an ad break.

urgelgru

Joe kind of shneering at this lad, but he's no more of a weirdo than the usual whacker weirdos he has on!

Chalk McHugh

[Deleted User] wrote: »

We used to dread it working in the libraries, where we'd be a regular target in certain places.

I was driving through Ballyfermot few years back on Halloween night and a big row outside Tim Youngs pub. Superman was knocking the bollix out of Osama Bin Laden and Spongebob Square Pants head flew off after a kick from what looked like Darth Vader. The Paddy Wagon was full of these neanderthals as it sped off after the row was broken.up. It was a surreal and hideous sight.

PieOhMy

urgelgru wrote: »

Joe kind of shneering at this lad, but he's no more of a weirdo than the usual whacker weirdos he has on!

Has has an attitude coz he checked Joe on his bad advice

Dan Jaman

De bangers blew up de jax.

urgelgru

PieOhMy wrote: »

Has has an attitude coz he checked Joe on his bad advice

"well gawan you tell me, you're d'expurt" :mad:

dvcireland

Chalk McHugh wrote: »

I was driving through Ballyfermot few years back on Halloween night and a big row outside Tim Youngs pub. Superman was knocking the bollix out of Osama Bin Laden and Spongebob Square Pants head flew off after a kick from what looked like Darth Vader. The Paddy Wagon was full of these neanderthals as it sped off after the row was broken.up. It was a surreal and hideous sight.

sounds like something out of Phoenix Nights

PieOhMy

Was in and out of the car there so only hear the little scumbag who likes p.e and joe getting checked but this seems like a great show !

Roger_007

Toilet bowl blew up?


Could have been after a bad vindaloo curry?

FrKurtFahrt

Sounds like a ****storm

Dan Jaman

Where's de loo gone.

Far, far away... Joe.

BPKS

Roger_007 wrote: »

Toilet bowl blew up?


Could have been after a bad vindaloo curry?

And 8 pints of Guinness

Test For Echo

Ah, de fireworks are great craic aren't dey Joe!

Chalk McHugh

Chalk McHugh wrote: »

I was driving through Ballyfermot few years back on Halloween night and a big row outside Tim Youngs pub. Superman was knocking the bollix out of Osama Bin Laden and Spongebob Square Pants head flew off after a kick from what looked like Darth Vader. The Paddy Wagon was full of these neanderthals as it sped off after the row was broken.up. It was a surreal and hideous sight.

Working in Ballyfermot library in the 1980s I was bitten by a rat which was deposited in the desk as I lifted it up to take it back outside. The boys whose idea was to "give them library girrrls a froight" started screaming as it dawned on them they too could have been bitten.

withless

Hes going to fall of his chair the fool.

McGinniesta

Roger_007 wrote: »

Toilet bowl blew up?


Could have been after a bad vindaloo curry?

I had a rake of beers last night and went full blown nuclear this morning on the bowl.

Hector Savage

john123470

Joe'd be mighty craic to have a pint with ..

A real rogue

McGinniesta

Wash your hands before you blow them off with a banger.

Chalk McHugh

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Working in Ballyfermot library in the 1980s I was bitten by a rat which was deposited in the desk as I lifted it up to take it back outside. The boys whose idea was to "give them library girrrls a froight" started screaming as it dawned on them they too could have been bitten.

Tis a grand aul library there beside the college. Pity 80% of the locals are illiterate

Atlantic Dawn

Science For Dummies.

sligojoek

McGinniesta wrote: »

I had a rake of beers last night and went full blown nuclear this morning on the bowl.

There's a thread in AH for that.

tupenny

Ah de inshurdince

BPKS

Chalk McHugh wrote: »

I was driving through Ballyfermot few years back on Halloween night and a big row outside Tim Youngs pub. Superman was knocking the bollix out of Osama Bin Laden and Spongebob Square Pants head flew off after a kick from what looked like Darth Vader. The Paddy Wagon was full of these neanderthals as it sped off after the row was broken.up. It was a surreal and hideous sight.

Similar story about a Fancy Dress night.

Lady Gaga was getting arrested for possession in a pub. A big Gorilla came out of the jacks - not realising it was an actual Guard who was arresting Lady Gaga - started humping the Guard.

imme

Hector Savage wrote: »

Sh1t Heads

Atlantic Dawn

Only 22 years since her last call.

sligojoek

Joe hates people who know him from before.