The Moaning of Death: Liveline 23/9 forward

BPKS

She isn't still married so!

bottlebrush

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Only 22 years since her last call.

Yesterday in joe terms

withless

*puke*

Out.

My black cat repeater:

urgelgru

Vera: It's good to talk to you again
Joe: Likewise
Vera: We haven't spoken since 1998

So he hadn't a clue who she was...

bigroad

He has to talk over the caller's and push his opinion , ignorant twat

ShamNNspace

Great craic entirely the oul fireworks, blowin up things an frightening animals and worse with them, they're illegal but don be botherin wit dat says Lord clontarf

Sir Oxman

Is Duffy actually saying he doesn't know the affect on dogs, cats and other animals????

RobertKK

Alexa hates when you call a female dog a bitch.

BPKS

BINGO

bottlebrush

Benjy and Josh for the list

Joe arranged the marriage, and now de death.

sligojoek

Hector Savage wrote: »

Thanks. You saved me searching for that.

urgelgru

DEATH

tupenny

Ffs herself and benji jiving

BPKS

He's the best thing that ever happened to me (AKA - got the house, a big pension and life insurance payout)

urgelgru

you were only married 22 years?!

WTF

Atlantic Dawn

Port Chew Gal.

bmorrissey

What difference does it make how long they were married?!!?!?!?!

McGinniesta

portuguese d4 head

tupenny

Ah sure there ya go

Good age

But anyway, back to benji

BPKS

If we got a TV programme out of Covid Cant Cancel Christmas - would it be called CCCCTV

PieOhMy

Animals of the crisis:
Murphy
Brando
Buttsy
Topsy (A rabbit)
Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)
Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc
Bailey
BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)
Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)
Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)
Snuggie - dognapped
Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged
Charlie - HARLEY?!?!
Johnny O - A boat
Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot
Ruby - sits in the foire engine
Jojo and Fergus - both girls?
Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.
Lunatic Soup aka Kelp
Dukey Dog?
Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.
Benji Senior (Josh)

Roger_007

Cancelling Christmas is the only good thing we might get from Covid!

Sir Oxman

That's 3 out of 4 accents that have melted me head so far, not even including Joeeeee

BPKS

This one was on before I think

Atlantic Dawn

How in the jaysus will anyone know what Christmas will be like?

sligojoek

McGinniesta wrote: »

portuguese d4 head

Friends in RTE no doubt

urgelgru

Yes the priority needs to be fast tracking testing for people coming back to Ireland in 3 months time.

Sir Oxman

Where's she living again?
I don't think she's mentioned it enough

urgelgru

She has been respecting the guidelines ..what does she want, a medal?

sligojoek

PieOhMy wrote: »

Animals of the crisis:
Murphy
Brando
Buttsy
Topsy (A rabbit)
Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)
Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc
Bailey
BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)
Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)
Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)
Snuggie - dognapped
Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged
Charlie - HARLEY?!?!
Johnny O - A boat
Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot
Ruby - sits in the foire engine
Jojo and Fergus - both girls?
Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.
Lunatic Soup aka Kelp
Dukey Dog?
Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.
Benji Senior (Josh)

And the 20 rescue dogs in Rathoath.

john123470

urgelgru wrote: »

you were only married 22 years?!

WTF

Joe's well able to chat up the wimmin ..

He'd be great on the radio

imme

Sir Oxman wrote: »

Where's she living again?
I don't think she's mentioned it enough

Portugal

urgelgru

Pay for it???? LOL

McGinniesta

Roger_007 wrote: »

Cancelling Christmas is the only good thing we might get from Covid!

The downside, at least for me, is that I get a shed load of work on the side at christmas. If that goes I'll be down at least 10 grand

Clon63

PieOhMy wrote: »

That was actually hilarious the gurrier didnt play along at all and give joe 1 positive aspect to him for joe to praise. An idle waster. A credit to the comm une a tee. Was he at Oliver bond last weekend ?

Probably was. Sure they were all outsiders dont you know.

In Joes great plan this lad should be allowed do any course at third kevel he wants. No points needed. Maybe he should do law - might be useful in future or medicine - mayhe reattach his own finger or prescribe his own drugs

bottlebrush

I'd love to go abroad for christmas

urgelgru

She wasn't planning on paying for it!

BPKS

There is fcuk all landing in Cork or Shannon Joe

BPKS

Yes - it will be great fun meeting your elderly parents in their garden in DECEMBER

urgelgru

People who are abrawwwwd

PieOhMy

Clon63 wrote: »

Probably was. Sure they were all outsiders dont you know.

In Joes great plan this lad should be allowed do any course at third kevel he wants. No points needed. Maybe he should do law - might be useful in future or medicine - mayhe reattach his own finger or prescribe his own drugs

He wud have only loved if the scumbag missed out on English literature in trinity a tee. It wud be a new crusade to get him in

ShamNNspace

urgelgru wrote: »

She has been respecting the guidelines ..what does she want, a medal?

She respects them but she doesn't abide by them

Test For Echo

Why is Joe indulging this dose?

bottlebrush

bottlebrush wrote: »

I'd love to go abroad for christmas

I've been promising that for years. I actually planned it 2 years ago but, Mrs Denartha decided she'd be happier living in Denmark with her new music teaching, weed smoking boyfriend so that plan got scuppered.

PieOhMy

I'd like of some one let a repeater off in close proximity to this head melt.

BPKS

Any news on the Swedish fella who wanted to hook up with the one he met in Stillorglan in the 80s

sligojoek

bottlebrush wrote: »

I'd love to go abroad for christmas

I'd be happy with Tipperary.

urgelgru

This wan is a bit of a bore