The Moaning of Death: Liveline 23/9 forward

ShamNNspace

Ah ya can smile at them when you're on yer death bed amackin..... Last words "why did ya bring that covid into me??????"

mojesius

Ah yeah let loads of random visitors on random days in to seriously ill patients and watch the outbreaks, deaths and carnage. This lad would be first to call in about the negligence.

Test For Echo

Dis lad obsessed with de Lucozade

Dan Jaman

Ten Minutes to Infect The Ward.

Go!

Test For Echo

He's probably in for diabetes Joe. All de Lucozade.

shearforce

Test For Echo wrote: »

He's probably in for diabetes Joe. All de Lucozade.

no teeth left

BPKS

Was it Lucoazde Sport, normal Luzozade, the orange barley Lucozade or the new Apple Lucozade you wanted caller?

Mervyn Skidmore

What's Joe implying? That people post themselves in to visit patients?

Test For Echo

shearforce wrote: »

no teeth left

That probably happened in de hostibble.

walshb

Wasn’t this country up in arms about the visiting in the care homes?

McDermotX

Its a bleedin' hospidal.......not a bleedin' Lucozade convention.

Christ, the stupidity of Duffy... a trolley of old books to share around de Covid.

BPKS

Another contender for the most stupid question of the year by Joe:

"Did anybody in hospital get post"


I mean, what the actual fcuk

Dan Jaman

Jeezus.
"Does anyone share de bukes, walk around wid a trolly of de bukes?"

Can this fecking trout get any thicker?

shearforce

should've planned a prison style break out

Lucozade.. Ffs

And why would you be sharing books or ipads now.

If this fella wants to do good donate a TV to the ward

walshb

In fairness, I am a wee bit partial to a birra’ Judge Judy!!

mojesius

No Lucozade, milk tray or intimacy Joe.

TheHomeService

I bet this lad’s family enjoyed every one of his 9 days in “Bow Mount”!

Flukey

He wants to watch Judge Judy! No wonder he was in hospital.

bottlebrush

This lad is completely deluded

Mervyn Skidmore

bottlebrush wrote: »

This lad is completely deluded

The caller is too.

"the battery is gone in them"

The euphemisms for death are coming thick & fast.:pac:

Traficante

"There was a woman on from Clontarf".

When policitians or the national health service's of various countries start playing policitics with a Vaccine during a pandemic you know the world has gone to hell in a handbasket.

Dan Jaman

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Jeezus.
"Does anyone share de bukes, walk around wid a trolly of de bukes?"

Can this fecking trout get any thicker?

Doesn't have much upstairs obviously.

Dan Jaman

Watcher doing, how many hours, and watcher gerring paid?

Joe first.

Busi_Girl08

If you have someone who can bring you a bag of clothes you ask them to bring you a laptop/tablet earphones, etc.

Next.

ShamNNspace

Whats up with these soft feckin eegits, I spent years without seeing my family when I was younger

Just tuned in.

What is the connection between these 2 calls?

sligojoek

Thank you for your service

Roger_007

Test For Echo wrote: »

He's probably in for diabetes Joe. All de Lucozade.

It used to be a thing that if you were in hospital, you would arrange for someone to bring in a bottle of ‘lucozade’ where the lucozade was replaced with another substance of an alcoholic type.

bottlebrush

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

If you have someone who can bring you a bag of clothes you ask them to bring you a laptop/tablet earphones, etc.

Next.

And don't forget da bunch of grapes

walshb

Pay the fooking woman and get her off!!

BPKS

Nurses are brilliant SHOCKER

McDermotX

Lisa.....do you have any Lucozade ?

bmorrissey

In fairness i thought they would be working more than 35 hours a week.

walshb

And their feee parking as well...

BPKS

Or a working month in your case Joe

Dan Jaman

bottlebrush wrote: »

And don't forget da bunch of grapes

Ye get the grapes from straining on de bedpan.

walshb

bmorrissey wrote: »

In fairness i thought they would be working more than 35 hours a week.

It’s a hell of a shift for no pay!!

Some people do 8 hours as a working week.

shearforce

"I loves me county"


that's all I can hear

Odyssey 2005

Lisa is getting nothing for her work.
Duffy is doing nothing and getting paid handsomely.

I wouldn't have believed nurses to be on the bottom of the ladder?

Jordan 199

McDermotX wrote: »

Lisa.....do you have any Lucozade ?

She's keeping a half used bottle in the fridge to use as a trade for an ad on Adverts.

Flukey

Ten Pin wrote: »

Frankly my dear, Stephen Donnelly doesn't give a damn

If she keeps up this moaning, neither will we.

cozar

student nurses do get paid but they get paid very little.

TheHomeService

I’ll say this for the Student Nurse, at least she didn’t get her Mammy to phone Liveline .

walshb

On the air breakdown coming....burnt out she is!

bmorrissey

walshb wrote: »

It’s a hell of a shift for no pay!!

Its terrible, i've huge sympathy for them in fairness. I assumed they would be on more than 35 as all, but as she just said they have extra hours on the weekend so theres that.