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The Moaning of Death: Liveline 23/9 forward

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56,778 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Does anyone actually believe that all the sports stuff sold with signatures of famous sports stars are actually signed individually by those stars?

    Yes..

    At least I believed they weren’t bloody forged..

    Mass produced with a signature..

    But some nobody actually forging?

    You saying this should have been obvious to people?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,534 ✭✭✭Chalk McHugh


    dvcireland wrote: »
    after 14 lines of coke:


    "..In the midst of a police stand-off with Moat, Gazza recalled how he showed up in his dressing gown while bringing his fishing rod and cooked chicken to the killer's location in Rothbury..."

    Good call by Gazza as Moat was un such a fowl mood.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,451 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    dvcireland wrote: »
    In the midst of a police stand-off with Moat, Gazza recalled how he showed up in his dressing gown while bringing his fishing rod and cooked chicken to the killer's location in Rothbury.

    And a bag of cans.

    Paul Merson recalls living with Gazza and his mate, 5 bellies when he played with Middlesboro.

    They used play a game most days where they throw cash into the pot, drink a shot and swallow a sleeping tablet.

    Whoever was last to sleep was the winner and took the pot.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    That was one of the weirdest rants he has ever gone on. Might transcribe later if I have the mental capacity.


  • Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Does anyone actually believe that all the sports stuff sold with signatures of famous sports stars are actually signed individually by those stars?

    Rodney: What about those cricket bats, signed by Viv Richards?
    Del: They were signed by Viv Richards!
    Rodney: Yeah, Steve Richards sister!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,359 ✭✭✭shearforce


    Yer man broke into Packies house


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Down the road from me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    I'm out. GUFF OVERLOAD


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,373 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Is this just a plug your website day?!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,170 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    get these early christmas tree buyers a ****ing job and a bag of prozac


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,451 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    shearforce wrote: »
    Yer man broke into Packies house

    You cant say that caller:eek:


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,157 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    THey are decorating them for Halloween joe


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Dublin office space to be shut down by 3pm for the next decade.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Even Bohs would be embarrassed wit Mr. Duffy's sycophantic arse-licking hyperbolic praise.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    “Have yourself a Covid little Christmas “


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    its September ffs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    John you're on the radio!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,451 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Yeah cos that hours "work" you do on Christmas Eve earns you about €2,500


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,451 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Another contender for stupid question of they year about the real tree.

    Well done Joe, well done


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    BPKS wrote: »
    Yeah cos that hours "work" you do on Christmas Eve earns you about €2,500

    More like €5,000+, it's 2 hours on air, but he has to travel into town too - mileage and extra time to be billed.

    It's €2,000 per hour, €2,500 for a 75min show.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,145 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Christmas tree grower urges peeple to put up their Christmas trees early...to give them a lift sotospeak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,170 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    your a gob****e Joe

    Rte-Liveline-Christmas-Eve-special-5.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Wat colour are de Christmas Trees?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,032 ✭✭✭furiousox


    From the FAI to christmas trees to maths grades.
    Seamless broadcasting by the maestro.

    CPL 593H



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    This muck is even worse than usual, is there no business he can close down or mad old religious bints that Joe could ring?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Joe cud take on a few trees for the various lobbies and receptions in his house


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    BPKS wrote: »
    Yeah cos that hours "work" you do on Christmas Eve earns you about €2,500

    and all the bags of Christmas gifts donated by local businesses


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,359 ✭✭✭shearforce


    christmas tree seller on to solve the leaving cert grading system


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Would love a Christmas tree scam


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,534 ✭✭✭Chalk McHugh


    I used to know a Christmas tree salesman. He was a sound feller.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Christmas my ar$e.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Bohs “great social conscience” didn’t kick in when they signed Akinade from Bray, knowing fully about his history.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Mr. Duffy will ask John what he thinks of his wunderful fantastic idea to let everyone who wants to go to college fo.


  • Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    its September ffs

    It was chilly and breezy this morning so my father insisted we light the fire at 11am. I'm now looking out at blue sky and sunshine. I'm wearing t-shirt and shorts and am melting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,373 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Wat colour are de Christmas Trees?
    Brown piles of nothing by the time we get to Christmas if they are buying them now


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    The comming leaving cert? H1 for me anyways


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,170 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    is this mannix flynn?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,451 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    shearforce wrote: »
    christmas tree seller on to solve the leaving cert grading system

    In fairness, he is probably better qualified than Norma Foley


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    I used to know a Christmas tree salesman. He was a sound feller.

    is that you Brush?


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  • Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I used to know a Christmas tree salesman. He was a sound feller.

    Surely he was a tree feller?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    More like €5,000+, it's 2 hours on air, but he has to travel into town too - mileage and extra time to be billed.

    It's €2,000 per hour, €2,500 for a 75min show.

    Like most of the audience, he'll be able to get the free travel into it in another couple of years.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,531 ✭✭✭cozar


    joe trying to make a go at explaining the bell curve and failed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,876 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    He will just not drop that stupid idea of his


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    A Christmas tree shaped curve


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Mr. Duffy will ask John what he thinks of his wunderful fantastic idea to let everyone who wants to go to college fo.

    BINGO.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    cozar wrote: »
    joe trying to make a go at explaining the bell curve and failed.

    He's a bell end.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,876 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Mathematically symphonic

    What an absolute clown


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,531 ✭✭✭cozar


    1800 333333 love it well done.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,451 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    He still manages to make a b0llix of the phone number


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    51551 COVID CANNOT CANCEL CHRISTMAS CAMPAIGN!


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