The Moaning of Death: Liveline 23/9 forward

statto25

Dats Mattymatical

Hector Savage

he's a f*cking idiot

PieOhMy

cozar wrote: »

joe trying to make a go at explaining the bell curve and failed.

Caller: the results were in line with previous years coz it was graded against the bell curve.

Joe: Of course the bell.

He hasn't a clue about bell shaped distribution

ButtersSuki

MATTY MATTICKALLY SYMPHONIC

Flukey

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

He will just not drop that stupid idea of his

Trying to present a radio show?

shearforce

pure Alan Partridge today

ButtersSuki

Mr. Duffy: 1800 was it four or five 3's John?
John: Six Joe.

Poor Joe and de auld Matty Matticks.

SEPT 23 1989

go on

name the buke again:rolleyes:

Flukey

ButtersSuki wrote: »

51551 COVID CANNOT CANCEL CHRISTMAS CAMPAIGN!

Santa will have to self-isolate for up to 14 days if he comes, and there is no way he will be allowed to go house to house. He'll be a super spreader.

Roger_007

cozar wrote: »

1800 333333 love it well done.

Almost as good as the number of a Belfast brothel:- 1800 666666.

(Must be said in a nordie accent).

ButtersSuki

Oh brilliant, more Arms trial stuff.



And more tomorrow!

sligojoek

Back to Joe's mate's book.

PieOhMy

Joe pre denting that yesterdays organised stage show just happened spontaneously. Such a liar.

dvcireland

https://www.beersofeurope.co.uk/

yeah some dope closed the off licenses over here

BPKS

Have you got the 1800 number for these crowd caller?

Flukey

Who brought the alcohol to him, Deliverbooze?

dvcireland

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Oh brilliant, more Arms trial stuff.



And more tomorrow!

how to clear a pub, mention the arms trial

cozar

how many questions will Joe ask about how this works before he gets it.?

I'm sure they are fully tax compliant too.

Test For Echo

Whiskey vodka cans petrol hedge trimmer. Wow!

gmisk

Alcoholics will get booze no matter what.
Sure they had to lock away the hand sanitizer in a hospital in Ireland because they were drinking it!

PieOhMy

This lady will appear on the next prime time whistleblowers programme

furiousox

You can get mary-jane delivered to your house via whatsapp.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it Joe.

sligojoek

Flukey wrote: »

Santa will have to self-isolate for up to 14 days if he comes, and there is no way he will be allowed to go house to house. He'll be a super spreader.

Wrong.

Ryan tubberdy has a direct line to Lapland and informed us last week that Santa is immune.

dvcireland

Arms Trial Klaxon

shearforce wrote: »

pure Alan Partridge today

ButtersSuki

PieOhMy wrote: »

This lady will appear on the next prime time whistleblowers programme

Or Lahv Lahn Callback.

Highly reputable company.

furiousox

Is this Rachel Allen?

BPKS

No its cheaper after midnight Joe - they are a charity

SEPT 23 1989

would his mother prefer him wandering around the streets p1ssed looking for gargle?

statto25

furiousox wrote: »

You can get mary-jane delivered to your house via whatsapp.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it Joe.

What does Mary Jane look like so to speak caller?

Flukey

cozar wrote: »

how many questions will Joe ask about how this works before he gets it.?

Until she mentions a death in the family.

dvcireland

gmisk wrote: »

Alcoholics will get booze no matter what.
Sure they had to lock away the hand sanitizer in a hospital in Ireland because they were drinking it!

i was told a story about a guy who soaked oranges in vodka and ate them for his lunch break

ButtersSuki

cozar wrote: »

how many questions will Joe ask about how this works before he gets it.?

More than 10 anyway.

ButtersSuki

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jrR3--hKNg

Flukey

sligojoek wrote: »

Wrong.

Ryan tubberdy has a direct line to Lapland and informed us last week that Santa is immune.

Are they testing in the toy factory?

ButtersSuki

Does Mr. Duffy think they take a phone call and then drive to Newry for a slab of beer and come back and deliver it to you?

Every time I think he can't be any dumber, he proves me wrong.

gmisk

She told him to go to rehab he said yes yes yes

Is he in rehab or did he "join the army"?

Hector Savage

Yeah the 3 empty bottles of whiskey appearing daily outside his room was a dead giveaway Joe ...

shearforce

shearforce wrote: »

pure Alan Partridge today

Sounds like I'm missing an entertaining show.

BPKS

Are these all the places you can get booze to takeaway?

ButtersSuki

Mr. Duffy: I won't go down that road, I'm obviously discomforting you.

First time ever for that, in this case, it translates as "You've bored me now peasant, p*ss off"

PieOhMy

Hes asking what drove him to drink?

Absolutly disgusting. Thank God the receptionist pulled him up on it.

furiousox

Feck this $hite, I'm out!

BPKS

We've won 3 All Irelands!

PieOhMy

Lovely list of Dublin restaurants there. Why I wonder? Free dinners for joe?

ButtersSuki

If ye think "51551 Washyerhanz" was annoying, wait until you've heard "51551 STOP COVID CANCELLING CHRISTMAS" 10,000 times.

gmisk

What colour are da lights?

Flukey

BPKS wrote: »

Are these all the places you can get booze to takeaway?

Anywhere, if you own a sawn-off shotgun.

Roger_007

First I knew there was an all Ireland competition for Christmas lights!