The Moaning of Death: Liveline 23/9 forward

thecretinhop

ButtersSuki wrote: »

The bizarro wurldid Dara brought us into on Tubz Z's show this morning is being continued on Da Lahv Lahn now......

dat was epic. thought it was my stoner friend sounded like him

Flukey

ButtersSuki wrote: »

This is insania.

You mean "Insantia".

I'll get my coat.

gmisk

cozar wrote: »

put all their crap in these phoneboxes more like.

This phone boxes are still needed where are drunks meant to p#ss or junkies to shoot up?!?

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

He ran a mile from that suggestion, didn't he? As usual.

He was simply looking for a little focus on his charity the way the show dies for others. Does he have a bank account number for the charity I wonder... surely the researchers would have talked him through this. Very unsatisfactory for him.
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jean contente

The Yuletide Funny Friday Pantomime is in pre production as I type.

ButtersSuki

It goes from:

51551 STOP COVID CANCELLING CHRISTMAS CAMPAIGN

TO

51551 COVID CANNOT CANCEL CHRISTMAS CAMPAIGN

And I'm sure we'll have many other variations too.

Chalk McHugh

92 sleeps to Christmas he says. And Covid won't beat Christmas? And the country in ruins. And this is on his mind in September. What a tosser thing to say.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

He was simply looking for a little focus on his charity the way the show dies for others. Does he have a bank account number for the charity I wonder... surely the researchers would have talked him through this. Very unsatisfactory for him.
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Freudian slip there Cat?

Flukey

gmisk wrote: »

What....is...the...point...of....this...sh#te!?

We've been asking that for years.

ButtersSuki

More Fianna Fail revisionism.

Next up, the beatification of Bertie Ahern.

Flukey

jean contente wrote: »

The Yuletide Funny Friday Pantomime is in pre production as I type.

Well stop typing so.

shearforce

"many people might not know this but jack Lynch was a civil servant in the earlier part of his career"


you're right there, many people don't know and don't care

Chalk McHugh

Chalk McHugh wrote: »

92 sleeps to Christmas he says. And Covid won't beat Christmas? And the country in ruins. And this is on his mind in September. What a tosser.

As with Tubridy. They should be taking the opportunity of getting it across that Santa Claus too has had to ammend his Christmas plans and can't carry as much on his sleigh this year, but that though the presents may be smaller they won't be less fun.

ButtersSuki

De Arms Trial has literally killed the thread.

dvcireland

eoghan harris is a bollix...expunge...expunge

ButtersSuki

Gerry is a little loose-lipped here, he could end up in court if he keeps this up.

Del.Monte

Joe is like Inspector Clouseau as he blunders through Irish history confusing everything and everybody as he goes.

We have been warned, more yawnfest.

Test For Echo

If members of my family contact you Joe, will you not talk about it anymore?

Flukey

Joe's next buke:

"The Childer of the Arms Trial".

Dan Jaman

3pm, and Joe cannot keep time - again.

dvcireland

Deleted User wrote: »

We have been warned, more yawnfest.

more to follow after the news with raymond

Rock Lesnar

Covid can not cancel christmas

Ooooh yes it can!!!

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

It goes from:

51551 STOP COVID CANCELLING CHRISTMAS CAMPAIGN

TO

51551 COVID CANNOT CANCEL CHRISTMAS CAMPAIGN

And I'm sure we'll have many other variations too.

:rolleyes:

De thread title for Christmas has been sorted. Joe is earning his credentials on dis thread-span.

Covid Cannot Cancel Christmas

Flukey

Rock Lesnar wrote: »

Covid can not cancel christmas

Ooooh yes it can!!!

We need a poll tomorrow.

jean contente

jean contente wrote: »

The Yuletide Funny Friday Pantomime is in pre production as I type.

Joe appeared as a hologram on stage one year.

This year de audience can appear as a mega-hologram .

Flukey

Deleted User wrote: »

Joe appeared as a hologram on stage one year.

This year de audience can appear as a mega-hologram .

More like a Horrorgram.

withless

Deleted User wrote: »

De thread title for De Christmas has been sorted. Joe is earning his credentials on dis thread-span.

Covid Cannot Cancel Christmas

FYP

sligojoek

Dan Jaman wrote: »

3pm, and Joe cannot keep time - again.

Overspilt into news time to plug the tv show.
Again.

BPKS

On Liveline tomorrow - the countdown to Easter 2021.

Only 215 sleeps until Jesus dies from Covid and ends up being grand 3 days later

Over on de main Covid thread a poster described the evening bulletin of news as being like The Grim Reaper's Telly Bingo. It's just like something Joe would say!

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Over on de main Covid thread a poster described the evening bulletin of news as being like The Grim Reaper's Telly Bingo. It's just like something Joe would say!

Perfect Thread Title actually.

Come to think of if, I don’t think I’ve ever heard Mr. Duffy say de wurds “De Grim Reaper”. Perhaps I’ve found his aural kryptonite?

DoctorEdgeWild

Listened back on the way to the theatre tonight, what an absolute mess that was. Joe is getting worse week by week at this stage. Not even able to form sentences several times today.

At least the mangling of his new catchphrase will keep us going as the nights draw in. Can't Cope Covid Christmas Cancel, if you follow me.

ButtersSuki

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

Listened back on the way to the theatre tonight, what an absolute mess that was. Joe is getting worse week by week at this stage. Not even able to form sentences several times today.

At least the mangling of his new catchphrase will keep us going as the nights draw in. Can't Cope Covid Christmas Cancel, if you follow me.

Today was utter tripe, but it wasn’t even the worst show in the last 2 weeks.

TheRiverman

Deleted User wrote: »

Over on de main Covid thread a poster described the evening bulletin of news as being like The Grim Reaper's Telly Bingo. It's just like something Joe would say!

George Lee is the Joe of the News bulletins.

Brian Scan

Brian Scan wrote: »

I deleted my post almost immediately.

Ok Brian, I've deleted the responding post in fairness.

PieOhMy

Just had to listen back on that strange rant from yesterday. It's not as bad as the time he had a laughing fit at the image of a zebra chasing a hoop in a circus.


"One of de aspects of the Jack Charlton ting dat effected people so much was because in a pandemic when we all, where we can’t meet, we can’t hug, we can’t have the craic, we can’t meet strangers and have a joust about your football team or your favourite pop band ... or whatever. In a time when we can’t do dat, we do fondly and rightly remember toimes that we could, where we all danced down O ‘Connoll street, and jumped into de floozie in de jacuuzi, and were arrested and carried round to Store Street by Gardai who were laughing, and dat atmosphere it it it it’s just gone and we don’t know how long it’s gone for so I totally agree with you. So on Bohs, you’re brilliant, I know you’re up there in Dalymount , brilliant club one of the most socially conscious clubs – organisations – in the country indeed. Ammmmmm is there space anywhere up around dere, would dey knock down that monstrosity that is the fizzbourough tower, maybe dey’l, maybe day’l have space for a museum * talks over caller* and look, look at one of de de de, all de office blocks in Dublin dat are now redundant."

ButtersSuki

PieOhMy wrote: »

Just had to listen back on that strange rant from yesterday. It's not as bad as the time he had a laughing fit at the image of a zebra chasing a hoop in a circus.


"One of de aspects of the Jack Charlton ting dat effected people so much was because in a pandemic when we all, where we can’t meet, we can’t hug, we can’t have the craic, we can’t meet strangers and have a joust about your football team or your favourite pop band ... or whatever. In a time when we can’t do dat, we do fondly and rightly remember toimes that we could, where we all danced down O ‘Connoll street, and jumped into de floozie in de jacuuzi, and were arrested and carried round to Store Street by Gardai who were laughing, and dat atmosphere it it it it’s just gone and we don’t know how long it’s gone for so I totally agree with you. So on Bohs, you’re brilliant, I know you’re up there in Dalymount , brilliant club one of the most socially conscious clubs – organisations – in the country indeed. Ammmmmm is there space anywhere up around dere, would dey knock down that monstrosity that is the fizzbourough tower, maybe dey’l, maybe day’l have space for a museum * talks over caller* and look, look at one of de de de, all de office blocks in Dublin dat are now redundant."

Tank You For Your Service Transcribing.

Some amount of verbal diarrhoea there alright. As usual when he starts waffling, he can't control himself and just keeps going and going, always increasing the levels of exaggeration to fill the air with noise. Saying Bohs are socially conscious is one thing (although you don't have to dig too deep to disprove that), but then doubling down on it and saying they're "one of the most socially conscious organisations in the country" is just laughable, but he does this all the time when describing almost any entity. Wunderful, fantastic indeed.

PieOhMy

The volume of Dublin references is even more than I thought. It's like hes incapable of expressing emotions unless through the Prism of Dublin geography.

Chalk McHugh

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Tank You For Your Service Transcribing.

Some amount of verbal diarrhoea there alright. As usual when he starts waffling, he can't control himself and just keeps going and going, always increasing the levels of exaggeration to fill the air with noise. Saying Bohs are socially conscious is one thing (although you don't have to dig too deep to disprove that), but then doubling down on it and saying they're "one of the most socially conscious organisations in the country" is just laughable, but he does this all the time when describing almost any entity. Wunderful, fantastic indeed.

What do you mean by saying you dont have to dig to deep to disprove Bohs are socially conscious? I'm hearing that a lot lately and it seems a bit over the top all the coverage it gets.

ButtersSuki

Chalk McHugh wrote: »

What do you mean by saying you dont have to dig to deep to disprove Bohs are socially conscious? I'm hearing that a lot lately and it seems a bit over the top all the coverage it gets.

Read back into the thread about some of their recent signings.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Today was utter tripe, but it wasn’t even the worst show in the last 2 weeks.

Ann from yesterday is still annoying me. I listened back to her last night.

Did you ever watch Cowboy Builders where some cowboy has taken 50k off some couple to build a wall and you're left wondering "They didn't do any sort of checks on the guy, it was originally 10k and despite little to no work being done, they kept on paying him more money.. How did they get 50k in the first place?"

I'm amazed Ann got a mortgage in the first place. Was it not too many pages for her to concentrate on?

Joe made reference to the 20 page form, but any financial form like that is 90% text, "Ulster Bank regulated by the central bank, hither to and furthermore referred to as the Bank, " etc.

Chalk McHugh

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Read back into the thread about some of their recent signings.

I'm a Rovers man myself and all i hear is hipster/social/community club of the people. Helping refugees and homeless and visiting Mountjoy every week. Their media/marketing strategy is pumping out the good news. We'll let Bohs do the sweet talking off the field while we win the silverware on the field

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Ann from yesterday is still annoying me. I listened back to her last night.

Did you ever watch Cowboy Builders where some cowboy has taken 50k off some couple to build a wall and you're left wondering "They didn't do any sort of checks on the guy, it was originally 10k and despite little to no work being done, they kept on paying him more money.. How did they get 50k in the first place?"

I'm amazed Ann got a mortgage in the first place. Was it not too many pages for her to concentrate on?

Joe made reference to the 20 page form, but any financial form like that is 90% text, "Ulster Bank regulated by the central bank, hither to and furthermore referred to as the Bank, " etc.

Mr. Duffy: A 20page form? Do day not read de news?

Now I'm no fan of the banks, but what does this idiot (Mr. Duffy) think they should do? Have no checks and balances? Just be able to ring up and say "ah heyor, dare duz be THE Covid and dat" and the nak will say "no problem, pay us when you can".

She has to engage. Burying her head in the sand will get her nowhere, except in more do do so to speak as they say.

But again, I make the point that for 75mins hard-graft :rolleyes: yesterday, Mr. Duffy wook €2,500 from the public coffers (indirectly, by way of RTE fees), while Ann wil get €1,200 for the month. Context.

ButtersSuki

Chalk McHugh wrote: »

I'm a Rovers man myself and all i hear is hipster/social/community club of the people. Helping refugees and homeless and visiting Mountjoy every week. Their media/marketing strategy is pumping out the good news. We'll let Bohs do the sweet talking off the field while we win the silverware on the field

Totes.

It's fine and well doing these tings from a PR perspective if it's real, but if it's fake, it will be exposed as such eventually.

dvcireland

1) hozpitalitee endustree, covid payment cuts, a cry for help
2) chrimbo trees in september, is this a mental health issue
3) tsunami of calls about dee armzs trail
4) ignore the last three topics, anything could turn up

ButtersSuki

POSSIBLY on twodaze show:

Cutbacks on COVID payments - we're all in this together - except for RTE contractors.

Lonely lives and lonely wives.......I have a solution caller!

Christmas Trees going up early and dat.

Random Acts OR Kindness......:rolleyes:

AvaLAUNCH of calls about De Arms Trial - AvaLUANCH being 3.

Odyssey 2005

Duffy would put tears on a wedding cake

Christmas trees. He must have met tubbers

R.A.O.K

sligojoek

Covid payments.

Misery doom and gloom.

Pandemic that we're living in.

Christmas trees FFS

The arms crisis.

Family of Jim Gibbons.

Neil Doherty approves of Joe's Xmas tree sh1te