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What's the Sexiest thing you said today?

  • 08-10-2020 8:14pm
    #1
    Thomas..
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 141 ✭✭Thomas..


    I told my wife i'd like us to go to heaven together


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  • #2
    ToddDameron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭ToddDameron


    Thomas.. wrote: »
    I told my wife i'd like us to go to heaven together

    Sexiest or most sinister?


  • #3
    Man Vs ManUre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,365 ✭✭✭Man Vs ManUre


    I said I’d like to get my hands on Leah’s big new titties in home and away.


  • #4
    tayto lover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 52,404 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Thomas.. wrote: »
    I told my wife i'd like us to go to heaven together

    Holy fcuk.


  • #5
    accensi0n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭accensi0n


    Thomas.. wrote: »
    I told my wife i'd like us to go to heaven together

    Pretty ****ed up wanting the other person to die immediately when the other does.


  • #6
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,152 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    What's that smell?


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  • #7
    Trouser Snake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 348 ✭✭Trouser Snake


    The man who actually invented sexual innuendo died last week, his wife is taking it fierce hard.


  • #8
    Thomas..
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 141 ✭✭Thomas..


    accensi0n wrote: »
    Pretty ****ed up wanting the other person to die immediately when the other does.

    She's dying first


  • #9
    Tony EH
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,566 ✭✭✭✭Tony EH


    This is the best dinner you've made in ages luv.


  • #10
    Trouser Snake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 348 ✭✭Trouser Snake


    Tony EH wrote: »
    This is the best dinner you've made in ages luv.

    You're definitely getting it tonight!


  • #11
    Meadow Icy Testosterone
    Posts: 13,688 ✭✭✭✭ Meadow Icy Testosterone


    Thomas.. wrote: »
    I told my wife i'd like us to go to heaven together

    Her wardrobe will be cleared out when you get home from work tomorrow.


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  • #12
    Man Vs ManUre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,365 ✭✭✭Man Vs ManUre


    Trouser Snake wrote: »
    You're definitely getting it tonight!

    Getting what?? A dinner??


  • #13
    Tony EH
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,566 ✭✭✭✭Tony EH


    Trouser Snake wrote: »
    You're definitely getting it tonight!

    ;)

    Oh yeh!


  • #14
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,702 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Thomas.. wrote: »
    I told my wife i'd like us to go to heaven together

    You should have went a step further and said "in the same coffin" while sniffing her hair. That's fierce sexy.


  • #15
    jay1988
    Registered Users Posts: 561 ✭✭✭jay1988


    Put the kettle on I'm soaking wet.

    Thinking about it now it would've been sexier coming from her.


  • #16
    Thomas..
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 141 ✭✭Thomas..


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    You should have went a step further and said "in the same coffin" while sniffing her hair. That's fierce sexy.

    It's being in the afterlife together that's sexy

    It's like love starting all over again


  • #17
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    I just randomly shout the word 'sexy' at work.

    Nobody cares.


  • #18
    Dr. Steve Brule
    Registered Users Posts: 104 ✭✭Dr. Steve Brule


    Would you believe that Father? Me own Dog did that to me!


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,369 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Thomas.. wrote: »
    She's dying first

    As in within minutes of you?


  • #20
    Regis779
    Registered Users Posts: 34 ✭Regis779


    "That's one grandiose ssausage!" as I was making my sandwich


  • #21
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Regis779 wrote: »
    "That's one grandiose ssausage!" as I was making my sandwich

    Sausage with extra S too.


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  • #22
    s1ippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭s1ippy


    "put it in cider"

    I was pickling cucumbers.


  • #23
    Gervais08
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,612 ✭✭✭Gervais08


    Yesterday but “ffs get it in Robbie!!”

    He didn’t.


  • #24
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    You're not paying for sex tonight


  • #25
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Honey, your welcome to watch me and isobella next door indugle in your favourite lesbian fantasy


  • #26
    barney shamrock
    Registered Users Posts: 870 ✭✭✭barney shamrock


    "You are a credit to your gender."


  • #27
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Hey my little piece of joy.
    How come you've a head like a bag of rats


  • #28
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    My love, my darling, I remember you when you were one person, how did you become four people all at once. For fu¢ksake take the chicken out of your mouth when your speaking


  • #29
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    "What's for tea, Batman?"


  • #30
    1990sman
    Registered Users Posts: 468 ✭✭1990sman


    it puts the lotion on its skin


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  • #31
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Whoa thats a fine breakfast you gave me, only next time make sure the eggs are a bit softer and try not to burn the rashers


  • #32
    1990sman
    Registered Users Posts: 468 ✭✭1990sman


    Horse it into ya Cynthia, fer yer the girl for me,
    Yer the finest looking filly that I did ever see,
    Yer the onions in me burger, yer the sugar in me tea,
    So horse it into ya Cynthia fer yer the girl fer me.

    I saw her in the bar room in the town of Kilshamuch.
    She was sitting at the counter knocking double vodkas back,
    She wore a low cut Gansey and a skirt above her knee,
    Says I, horse it into ya Cynthia, fer yer the girl fer me.

    Horse it into ya Cynthia, fer yer the girl for me,
    Yer the finest looking filly that I did ever see,
    Yer the onions in me burger, yer the sugar in me tea,
    So horse it into ya Cynthia fer yer the girl fer me.

    When I ask her what are you having,
    Well you should of heard her shout,
    I'll have another double vodka and another pint of stout
    And a bag or cheese and onion and then I'll have a pee,
    Says I, so horse it into ya Cynthia fer yer the girl fer me.

    There never was a woman that could better fill the gloves,
    You should see her biceps bulging when she's milking my old cows.
    She could shovel dung for Ireland and sure you'd all agree,
    So horse it in to ya Cynthia fer yer the girl fer me.

    Now we're 40 years together and wer living on me farm
    And I never have to worry about how she'll keep me warm.
    She still wears the low cut Gansey and her skirt above her knee,
    So horse it in to ya Cynthia fer yer the girl fer me.

    Horse it into ya Cynthia, fer yer the girl for me,
    Yer the finest looking filly that I did ever see,
    Yer the onions in me burger, yer the sugar in me tea,
    So horse it into ya Cynthia fer yer the girl fer me.

    So horse it into ya Cynthia fer yer a fine looking woman, yeah!



  • #33
    1990sman
    Registered Users Posts: 468 ✭✭1990sman


    lol, that buck seems the type who "actually didn't mind" dressin up as a woman for the video


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