Final inscription

Kylta

I hope my coffin wasn't bought in ikea, you miserable shower of bastards

salamiii

i hope the Necrophilias don't find this grave

Kaybaykwah

Please don't feed the worms.

Gretas Gonna Get Ya!

Here lies a man, who raised 4 beautiful daughters... with just one bathroom, in a happy home!

Three More Big Sleeps

"Not one of the good guys."
"With mam now, daddy."

Two of the many heartbreaking last things my estranged father said to me after my separation and subsequent divorce: "I always thought you were one of the good guys," and "I'm glad your mother isn't alive to see this."

Probably too serious for AH

Jaysus Christ.

Gretas Gonna Get Ya! wrote: »

Here lies a man, who raised 4 beautiful daughters... with just one bathroom, in a happy home!

Knock knock. Are you goin to be much longer in there?

housetypeb

Always liked this.


Under the wide and starry sky,
Dig the grave and let me lie.
Glad did I live and gladly die,
And I laid me down with a will

This be the verse you grave for me:
Here he lies where he longed to be;
Home is the sailor, home from sea,
And the hunter home from the hill.

Requiem by Robert Louis Stevenson.

Kaybaykwah

Here lies forsooth a charming Prince.
So, henceforth commences the
Rude awakening for malcontents,
His even temper used to slyly
Maneuver and trench debates
that all others uncouthly comply with his solemn Peace, irate.
His greatness only surpassed by compelling landscapes and other wonders,
His fine knowing brow quashed in dying embers and twisted boughs.
How lofty his gaze struck upon the world a loving eye,
Too sad this orb's inhabitants would find themselves without.

Kaybaykwah

Sticks and stones hath broke my bones but above graven name never hurt me.

Firblog

Will plant a big long lived tree on family farm, gonna have my ashes buried beside it, on a stone will be


'This tree was planted by Firblog on (date)
Firblog was planted by this tree on (date)'