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Test For Echo

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Is there anything a caller says - no matter how trivial - that won't get a "WOW" from Mr. Duffy?

"petrol hedge trimmer" remains my favourite ""WOW"

Mena Mitty

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Wonder do they be doing a big clean - wid the bleach and dat - in the studio between shows and presenters.

This is why RTE is short on cash. They bulldoze the studio every weekend and rebuild it.

golondrinas

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Is there anything a caller says - no matter how trivial - that won't get a "WOW" from Mr. Duffy?

If you were on his dosh you would wow at the moon.I know I would,maybe I’ve no shame either.

TheHomeService

The cat o nine tails should join the Escape Goat in the Pets of the Covid list.

Ally Dick

This is painful. Who gives a damn

cozar

Cat of nine tails lol. Like something Joe would get wrong.

golondrinas

Dan Jaman wrote: »

This is like a conversation you hear drifting in over the cubicle walls in a quiet pub.
National Radio.

I’d move seats.

Ally Dick

What should have been Unfunny Friday is now Boring Friday

PieOhMy

cozar wrote: »

Cat of nine tails lol. Like something Joe would get wrong.

But this is an incredible 93 year old lady, joe is a professional broadcaster. I use that term in the loosest possible frame

Test For Echo

Deleted User wrote: »

This is why RTE is short on cash. They bulldoze the studio every weekend and rebuild it.

They have the studio set up like one of Dexter's kill rooms.

TheHomeService

Test For Echo wrote: »

"petrol hedge trimmer" remains my favourite ""WOW"

Up there with "he was called Big Tom. An incredible accolade"

Ten Pin

Ten Pin wrote: »

"Cat and nine tails"

Jimmy likes they auld whips and leather outfits

I bet Catmaniac has one of them for beaten de jung men.

ButtersSuki

Test For Echo wrote: »

"petrol hedge trimmer" remains my favourite ""WOW"

I can't remember the most trivial, but that's front page news compared to some of the things that get a "WOW" from him.

golondrinas

golondrinas wrote: »

I’d move seats.

I'd move pubs, TBH.

ButtersSuki

Who is this lady related to in RTE I wonder?

PieOhMy

Animals of the crisis:
Murphy
Brando
Buttsy
Topsy (A rabbit)
Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)
Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc
Bailey
BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)
Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)
Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)
Snuggie - dognapped
Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged
Charlie - HARLEY?!?!
Johnny O - A boat
Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot
Ruby - sits in the foire engine
Jojo and Fergus - both girls?
Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.
Lunatic Soup aka Kelp
Dukey Dog?
Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.
Benji Senior (Josh)
Taz - The CPR chiwawa
Holly - cat
Oisin- an madra marabh
An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people
A cat of nine tails - the comeback kid!

Dan Jaman

Enough of this auld waffle.

Mena Mitty

I was wondering what the draw was wid this old dear. Joe throwing in the pincin to catch the salmon down the line....a bukeen perhaps.

And the story has jumped back to 1950.

This is like Reeling in the Years in condesnced form.

ButtersSuki

Well done for doing your job.
WOW.

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I bet Catmaniac has one of them for beaten de jung men.

There is a horse whip in the wardrobe

TheHomeService

Take the hint, missus.

Duffy is bored

golondrinas

Mena Mitty wrote: »

I was wondering what the draw was wid this old dear. John throwing in the pincin to catch the salmon down the line....a bukeen perhaps.

Pincin is that a sprat ,I love it

cozar

She’s gone back to when she was 2 1/2 this will definitely go on til 3.

Roger_007

She’s some motormouth, this wan!

PieOhMy

PieOhMy wrote: »

Animals of the crisis:
Murphy
Brando
Buttsy
Topsy (A rabbit)
Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)
Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc
Bailey
BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)
Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)
Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)
Snuggie - dognapped
Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged
Charlie - HARLEY?!?!
Johnny O - A boat
Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot
Ruby - sits in the foire engine
Jojo and Fergus - both girls?
Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.
Lunatic Soup aka Kelp
Dukey Dog?
Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.
Benji Senior (Josh)
Taz - The CPR chiwawa
Holly - cat
Oisin- an madra marabh
An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people
A cat of nine tails - the comeback kid!

Dat's anudder €1 to make €15 for de week's charideee bingo

jam_mac_jam

Jesus christ is she ever going to stop talking

TheHomeService

Petal incoming.

PieOhMy

This is remarkable amount of talking. I probably havnt spoken that much out loud all week.

Pelvis Parsley

This would put you to sleep.

thecretinhop

is dis the same bird from an hour ago?

Buke

"PILES OF MONEY" sez she


Doesn't get a WOW from Joe :pac:

Pelvis Parsley

An increddibul memwah.

Dan Jaman

Thank feck I can't recall all the drivel and trivia of my early years, so when I'm in my dotage I'll have to make up some interesting shyote to bore young wans with.

Joe reading 50 shades

ButtersSuki

Caller: And I had my breakfast this morning
Mr. Duffy: Well done! Well done!
Caller: And I listened to the radio.
Mr. Duffy: Well done! Well done!
Caller: And I went to the toilet.
Mr. Duffy: Well done! Well done!
Caller: And I cleaned my glasses.
Mr. Duffy: Well done! Well done!

Roger_007

thecretinhop wrote: »

is dis the same bird from an hour ago?

Jimmy will have died before she shuts up!

PieOhMy

Where did this plug for a friend of Joe's book come from?

cozar

Writing a book being published by joes publishers no doubt. Point of call revealed.

ButtersSuki

Topgear on Dave wrote: »

Joe reading 50 shades

He's giving us 50 Shades of Shoyte today anyway.

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

There is a horse whip in the wardrobe

Catmaniac in years to cum come.

Pelvis Parsley

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Caller: And I had my breakfast this morning
Mr. Duffy: Well done! Well done!
Caller: And I listened to the radio.
Mr. Duffy: Well done! Well done!
Caller: And I went to the toilet.
Mr. Duffy: Well done! Well done!
Caller: And I cleaned my glasses.
Mr. Duffy: Well done! Well done!

Joe, I'm not entirely happy with RTE.

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cozar

cozar wrote: »

Writing a book being published by joes publishers no doubt. Point of call revealed.

Joe will get Aileen to ghost write it for him.

By the time the cheque clears she will be a ghost.

Mena Mitty

golondrinas wrote: »

Pincin is that a sprat ,I love it

Kinda yeah. Small little fishies like sticklebacks in rivers lakes and streams. We call them pincins.

cozar

He’s not getting the roide and he’s pissed off.

jetfiremuck

Id say girlfriend is gagging for it...

cozar

cozar wrote: »

He’s not getting the roide and he’s pissed off.

This is surely a wind up?

jetfiremuck

jetfiremuck wrote: »

Id say girlfriend is gagging for it...

Joe should offer to go round

Ah come on.

Whatever about not seeing each other for 6 weeks when you are 91.whats this fellas problem. It's 6 weeks ffs not 6 years