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Pulled Over

  • 23-10-2020 06:40PM
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    Heisenberg, Schroedinger and Ohm are in a car

    They get pulled over.

    Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him

    "Do you know how fast you were going?"

    "No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

    The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35."

    Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

    The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk.

    He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

    "We do now, asshole!" shouts Schroedinger.

    The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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