I don't know where we're going, but it can only be 5K away (Part whatever)

Leg End Reject

Gremlinertia wrote: »

It was more the anonymous 'dear poster' bit actually that got me!.

Maybe she'll know when she reads it?

Autosport

Autosport wrote: »

I’d give you the glad eye

And I'd take it!

Although I prefer the Japs eye.


:pac:

Leg End Reject

Deleted User wrote: »

And I'd take it!

Although I prefer the Japs eye.


:pac:

Such filth!

I like it. :P

Leg End Reject

Leg End Reject wrote: »

We need cryptic clue to help us guess, a wherers treasure hunt.

Diamonds has posted about being in a relationship so that puts her in pole position.

Or Buile!

Well they did say thoughtful and mature. So yes it is definitely me.

Gremlinertia

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Maybe she'll know when she reads it?

I do feel there are clues but i don't understand, wait, it means it's not for me!! :eek::(

Leg End Reject

Right Cheesey, time for our first clue!

Autosport

It’s Ted writing a love letter to Duvet

Purple Mountain

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Just popped to post more exciting news and now I'm wondering who the lucky lady is.

Anyway, couchside with wine. Riveting stuff altogether.

I think you have an admirer, Leggings!

Sardonicat

I wonder how many PMs, Cheesy got?

Leg End Reject

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I think you have an admirer, Leggings!

No, not me!

Autosport

Leg End Reject wrote: »

No, not me!

You a fan of Arts and Literature

Leg End Reject

Autosport wrote: »

You a fan of Arts and Literature

Purple Mountain

This poster might not be alluding to anybody in this thread.
I can think of many posters in the etiquette thread for example, who would be very well scholared in literature.

Cheesey Cheese Hood Cheese

Dear Poster--

You have been on this site for a while, always with an ironic smile..

You are worth so much more than all the others, you see so clearly and are obviously well travelled,
Always shooting from the hip, you struck my heart with your silver tip,
But all these years you have ignored me, when I've imagined being tucked beside you in bed snoring calmly
With my nose pressed against your neck, the air from my nostrils rustling the fine hairs on your back,
And as soon as my alarm goes off in the morning,
marmalade and toast I will deliver at your calling,
And pleasure you every morning and every night, but in the daylight hours my respect will never be finite,

yours,

Leg End Reject

"My pelvis against your sex"

:D:D

Gwan cheesey, give us a clue!

Sardonicat

Leg End Reject wrote: »

"My pelvis against your sex"

:D:D

Gwan cheesey, give us a clue!

Who ever it is has a hairy back, so that's me out.

Autosport

Maybe it’s for a male boardsie

Purple Mountain

Cheesey Cheese Hood Cheese wrote: »

Dear Poster--

You have been on this site for a while, always with an ironic smile..

You are worth so much more than all the others, you see so clearly and are obviously well travelled,
Always shooting from the hip, you struck my heart with your silver tip,
But all these years you have ignored me, when I've imagined being tucked beside you in bed snoring calmly
With my nose pressed against your neck, the air from my nostrils rustling the fine hairs on your back,
And as soon as my alarm goes off in the morning,
marmalade and toast I will deliver at your calling,
And pleasure you every morning and every night, but in the daylight hours my respect will never be finite,

yours,

Username checks out anyway..

Autosport

Autosport wrote: »

Maybe it’s for a male boardsie

It's Smurf definitely, the mention of being well travelled

Night owl gal

On my way to bed

My day started fine but ended badly

Tomorrows another day

cj maxx

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Username checks out anyway..

Cheesy hood ???

Cheesey Cheese Hood Cheese

Cheesey Cheese Hood Cheese wrote: »

Dear Poster--

You have been on this site for a while, always with an ironic smile..

You are worth so much more than all the others, you see so clearly and are obviously well travelled,
Always shooting from the hip, you struck my heart with your silver tip,
But all these years you have ignored me, when I've imagined being tucked beside you in bed snoring calmly
With my nose pressed against your neck, the air from my nostrils rustling the fine hairs on your back,
And as soon as my alarm goes off in the morning,
marmalade and toast I will deliver at your calling,
And pleasure you every morning and every night, but in the daylight hours my respect will never be finite,

yours,

Will you be buying your new love the same type of gun you'd like to buy for your wife?

Purple Mountain

cj maxx wrote: »

Cheesy hood ???

Cheesy sentiments.

Leg End Reject

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Will you be buying your new love the same type of gun you'd like to buy for your wife?

Oh dear, two angry women with guns? Poor Cheesey. :eek:

cj maxx

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Cheesy sentiments.

Oh I was thinking differently:)

Sardonicat

cj maxx wrote: »

Oh I was thinking differently:)

Cheesey sediments?

Gremlinertia

Cj, i'm on the same page as you

I'm genuinely skitting here, I thought I was in with a shout and it was cryptic, maybe poster was a 4 poster bed and I'm the Duvet.😂 Alas my back is hair free so I'm out, the clue must be in "well travelled ", is it Witchie? Mind you I think Mam goes to Iceland occasionally....

Sardonicat

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I'm genuinely skitting here, I thought I was in with a shout and it was cryptic, maybe poster was a 4 poster bed and I'm the Duvet.😂 Alas my back is hair free so I'm out, the clue must be in "well travelled ", is it Witchie? Mind you I think Mam goes to Iceland occasionally....

I like your thinking..
Could it be Fathom or Cali girl?

Purple Mountain

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I'm genuinely skitting here, I thought I was in with a shout and it was cryptic, maybe poster was a 4 poster bed and I'm the Duvet.😂 Alas my back is hair free so I'm out, the clue must be in "well travelled ", is it Witchie? Mind you I think Mam goes to Iceland occasionally....

Yes, Mam loves the bargains in the frozen food aisles alright.

Sardonicat

My sleep"s all over the shop. In the bed, l9stening to The Beatles, singing along

Gremlinertia

Thinking it was an odd hour for you to post, lullaby beatles hopefully

4Ad

Sardonicat wrote: »

My sleep"s all over the shop. In the bed, l9stening to The Beatles, singing along

Eating porridge hoping it will put me back to sleep for a couple of hours...shift work has my sleep ruined, and it has being over a year since I last work nights..

Listening to Roy Harper song 'When on old cricketer leaves the crease'..
That shud help with the sleep also !!

Happy Zzzz's folks..

Gremlinertia

I'm nearly there! Another nice morning too, no fog this time..

Ted_YNWA

Autosport wrote: »

It’s Ted writing a love letter to Duvet

My prose quality is more like

I choo-choo-choose you

Gremlinertia

Ted, you old romantic you

The Inbetween is mine

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I liked your post Cheesey You have to try and follow your heart.

As long as he doesn't follow you home...

The Inbetween is mine

Autosport wrote: »

You a fan of Arts and Literature

Im a fan of arse and clit,sure

I put my phone away last night...Im only catching up now

Autosport

Morning all Boss is looking to go and see if his lady friend is there

Wonder will there be another love letter here today

The Inbetween is mine

Autosport wrote: »

Morning all Boss is looking to go and see if his lady friend is there

Wonder will there be another love letter here today

I have a limerick if anyone wants to be wooed

Kitty6277

It has been quite some time, hello all

Cheesey Cheese Hood Cheese

A little tired today. Like others, I could not sleep. I was very hot and sticky under the duvet, then I realised I left my electric blanket on, but in truth I was restless and distracted anyway. I got up around 3.30 and went back to bed at close to five.

Sometimes these private thoughts become too much but there is no escape in the silken hours, its easy to become frustrated and depressed, but then I think of her

Cheesey Cheese Hood Cheese

Cheesey Cheese Hood Cheese wrote: »

A little tired today. Like others, I could not sleep. I was very hot and sticky under the duvet, then I realised I left my electric blanket on, but in truth I was restless and distracted anyway. I got up around 3.30 and went back to bed at close to five.

Sometimes these private thoughts become too much but there is no escape in the silken hours, its easy to become frustrated and depressed, but then I think of her

We all know you are full of shìt

Sardonicat

[Deleted User] wrote: »

We all know you are full of shìt

It's your third nipple/conjoined twin that's gained independent consciousness, isn't it?

Autosport

Kitty6277 wrote: »

It has been quite some time, hello all

Welcome Back Kitty Hope you’re keeping well

Sardonicat

Sardonicat wrote: »

It's your third nipple/conjoined twin that's gained independent consciousness, isn't it?

I've been found out

It's walk day again.

Kitty6277

Autosport wrote: »

Welcome Back Kitty Hope you’re keeping well

Hey Auto I’m grand thanks, aside from all this lockdown stuff :rolleyes: how are you keeping?

Cheesey Cheese Hood Cheese

Deleted User wrote: »

We all know you are full of shìt

No it's true, I got up for an hour in the middle of the night as I couldn't sleep. I was hot and sticky. Then the mind started to wander.. to her

Remember how excited you were to be in love the first time, on ICQ, MSM messenger, POF, AA, AFF etc. Now I feel that same excitement for the first time since those troubled years, but I think she doesn't feel the same ?