Trump vs Biden 2020, Day 64 of the Pennsylvania count (pt 5) Read OP

MeMen2_MoRi_

Senate priorities people!! Covid-19 cases spiking over the last 6/7 days, POTUS needing the 25th amendment, millions out of work, stimulus needed.. but yeah fcuk all that we can't agree on that stuff, we'll come together and congratulate two sports teams.

https://twitter.com/SenFeinstein/status/1327015043255443463?s=19

There ain't no facepalm big enough.

Kermit.de.frog

Trump supporters seem to have a confusing choice of tunes

https://twitter.com/Manny_Alicandro/status/1324873177416273921

Westernworld.

Does Biden have a dog?

Will he get one now

Gunmonkey

briany wrote: »

Trump wouldn't be dumb enough to start slinging the nukes around. Even if he wanted to do it, all you'd have to would be remind him that his casinos could be destroyed in the ensuing exchange, and he'd back right down.

He would actually probably love if that happened. He is up to his eye in debt, and cant afford to keep a lot of his properties. If they were wiped out, he would just make an insurance claim (massively over-valued ofc) and waltz away.

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

Uh huh.

https://twitter.com/amy_siskind/status/1327042286094602241?s=21

Inquitus

Curious_Case wrote: »

Apparently Rudy heard from a "reliable source" that a guy called "fast Ed" was witnessed receiving the laptop from a guy known as "Joey the fence" in a warehouse out of town.

We don't actually have any photographic evidence, your honour, but they both looked really shifty and one of them was heard to say something like "oh gosh, I can't believe a country would elect a president involved in the heinous crimes referred to in those word documents, on the desktop, in a folder called "heinous crimes".

We suspect they were both radical left dems too, your honour, as they wore Che Guevara tee shirts and there was a strong smell of Cuban cigars.

Kaiser Soze!

Inquitus

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Trump supporters seem to have a confusing choice of tunes

https://twitter.com/Manny_Alicandro/status/1324873177416273921

LOL, big RATM fan in my youth, they couldn't have got it more wrong!

km991148

Westernworld. wrote: »

Does Biden have a dog?

Will he get one now

Already has one, adopting one more

km991148

astrofool wrote: »

Who'd have thought the little donny trump was the most snowflake of all the snowflakes.

Anyone with a brain?

A tantrum is his only trick up his sleeve..

briany

It's been gratifying and hilarious and a bit cathartic to see the conspiracy b*llsh*t cockily peddled in Trumpian safe spaces fall spectacularly on its face in courts throughout the US.

It's a bit like when Flat Earthers talk about undertaking some experiments to prove their hypothesis and accidentally disprove themselves instead.

Unfortunately, it tends not to change too many minds, but rather makes them concoct things to explain their utter failure.

feargale

Westernworld. wrote: »

Does Biden have a dog?

Will he get one now

Right now I'd hate to be Trump's dog, lying at his feet under his desk while his mood is foul. Does he wear hobnail boots?

feargale

astrofool wrote: »

Who'd have thought the little donny trump was the most snowflake of all the snowflakes.

If he comes out and sees his shadow, does that mean 6 more weeks of hiding in the white house bunker?

The Sulk has been playing a bit of golf in recent days, but given his humour I doubt the putting has been up to scratch.

saneman

feargale wrote: »

Right now I'd hate to be Trump's dog, lying at his feet under his desk while his mood is foul. Does he wear hobnail boots?

I heard it was let off the leash recently, rumoured to have been seen shítting outside a random lot in Philadelphia.

Tell me how

feargale wrote: »

Right now I'd hate to be Trump's dog, lying at his feet under his desk while his mood is foul. Does he wear hobnail boots?

I know you jest but it's been widely noted that Trump doesn't have a pet.
Check out this list here right back to George Washington.

Roosevelt had 24.
President after President pet after pet, right up to the current one

President . Pets
Trump . None

I'm one of those people who is instantly sceptical of people who don't like animals. It doesn't mean a psycho can't have a pet, but it just didn't surprise me that Trump doesn't.

Zak Flaps

Westernworld. wrote: »

Does Biden have a dog?

Will he get one now

He has 2 dogs. Major and Champ.
Rumour has it that they're both good boys.

V8 Interceptor

Tell me how wrote: »

I'm one of those people who is instantly sceptical of people who don't like animals. It doesn't mean a psycho can't have a pet, but it just didn't surprise me that Trump doesn't.

Bit of a leap to say he doesn't like animals cos he's got no pets.

(Although his dislike of sharks is well documented)

Tell me how

V8 Interceptor wrote: »

Bit of a leap to say he doesn't like animals cos he's got no pets.

(Although his dislike of sharks is well documented)

I'm only going on the image he has painted for us.

V8 Interceptor

hotmail.com wrote: »

For such a dangerous fascist, he plays a lot of golf.

Now that's being silly.

Manic Moran

hotmail.com wrote: »

It's well known that many US presidents do very little when they're in office. George Bush went to bed at 9pm on September 11

Which was an eminently sensible thing to do, not a reflection of there not being much to do. If there are no decisions to make pending further gathering of information, what's the point in staying up? Stay rested so that when the information does come in and decisions need to be made, they can be done with a clear head. It's not as if he hadn't had a stressful day and probably needed the rest.

It's one of the big difficulties we have in teaching new officers. They think they have to be awake all the time, they don't. Took me about three weeks in Iraq to figure it out for myself. Trust in your subordinates and leave wake-up criteria. Then go to bed. Few decisions at the Presidential level need to be made so quickly that he can't afford to take the time to wake up, grab a coffee and get dressed. "Routine" work for running the country could wait a week easily enough.

Overheal

AZ Called for Biden (finally.)

So now Biden is at 290 electoral votes. He's over any margin or notion that say, PA could somehow be flipped for Trump - Biden would still be at 270.

Trumps final hope: AZ, GA, PA, and WI don't have Faithless Elector Laws. Practically though faithless electors are rare (usually 1 every cycle) and its fairly symbolic. Does Trump even still have any lawsuits in the water?

metaoblivia

Overheal wrote: »

AZ Called for Biden (finally.)

So now Biden is at 290 electoral votes. He's over any margin or notion that say, PA could somehow be flipped for Trump - Biden would still be at 270.

Trumps final hope: AZ, GA, PA, and WI don't have Faithless Elector Laws. Practically though faithless electors are rare (usually 1 every cycle) and its fairly symbolic. Does Trump even still have any lawsuits in the water?

And in each of those states the winning party (Democrat in this case) gets to send the electors they chose, so it would be unlikely that they would, en mass, change their vote.

MadYaker

feargale wrote: »

Right now I'd hate to be Trump's dog, lying at his feet under his desk while his mood is foul. Does he wear hobnail boots?

Don’t think Bill Barr would fit under that desk

extra gravy

Inquitus wrote: »

LOL, big RATM fan in my youth, they couldn't have got it more wrong!

https://twitter.com/tmorello/status/1324907210426642433?s=19

:pac:

omega man

A good morning.
The Department of Homeland Security called the 2020 election “the most secure in American history” and CNN calls Arizona!

everlast75

omega man wrote: »

A good morning.
The Department of Homeland Security called the 2020 election “the most secure in American history” and CNN calls Arizona!

He'll be promptly fired.

Trump can't let facts get in the way of a conspiracy theory.

km991148

everlast75 wrote: »

He'll be promptly fired.

Trump can't let facts get in the way of a conspiracy theory.

Maybe that's the plan... Get fired by the mad king and get rehired next year?

Couple months off for Christmas! When else do senior people get the chance of a good long break!

ohnonotgmail

everlast75 wrote: »

He'll be promptly fired.

Trump can't let facts get in the way of a conspiracy theory.

The assistant director was fired last week. The director is expecting his own firing any minute.

Boggles

Fauci's unloading on Trump in January will be spectacular I reckon.

How that man has held his tongue for the past 8 months is a mystery.

Jimmy Bottlehead

briany wrote: »

Trump wouldn't be dumb enough to start slinging the nukes around. Even if he wanted to do it, all you'd have to would be remind him that his casinos could be destroyed in the ensuing exchange, and he'd back right down.

Maybe that would fall under an act of god.

Or as The Don would see it... Ah act of Trump.

Cody montana

Over a week later and republicans seems to be finally giving up.