Christmas DEADLINE spells death knell of Covid: Yuletide Liveline

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Lol, "I wrote three books and can't even speak de English"...... he's been reading this thread!!!!

One of my better jibes so to speak.

TheHomeService

This wonderful author was listening to the Lorries in Dover.

ButtersSuki

PsychoPete wrote: »

Is this all about books?

Are you new here?

Oh yes, yes you are. Not just books Pete, self-published books. You’re in for a treat!

PsychoPete

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Are you new here?

Oh yes, yes you are. Not just books Pete, self-published books. You’re in for a treat!

I'm out, I'll try again tomorrow

sligojoek

gmisk wrote: »

Is this show going to be Joe reading the blurbs of self published books....

That and licking the holes of retired civil servants

gmisk

E-centric....clown

TheHomeService

Listening to this ex court clerk, I'll make a prediction. No one, outside of his family, will read this shyte, let alone pay for it.

dvcireland

Azoom buke Club...did they get their kits off?

ShamNNspace

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Lol, "I wrote three books and can't even speak de English"...... he's been reading this thread!!!!

He wouldn't be the first one who "wrote" 3 books who couldn't speak english

Death Buke, Joe's favourite

Flukey

PsychoPete wrote: »

Is this all about books?

No. It is all about "bukes", though if Joe can get a death in, I am sure he will.

TheHomeService

"Oh Death Muwer"

Roger_007

Joe showing off his mastery of French.............or was it Spanish?

dvcireland

subamarines off donegal

I think I'll start peeling my purple potatoes to make my purple mash. Goes beautifully with de spiced beef.

gmisk

Any dinosaur erotica?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur_erotica

I am not joking....

Roger_007

Achill Painters, a riveting read?.........once you put it down you can’t bear to pick it up again.

gmisk

This is like that little Britain sketch in the shop....

Do you have a pirate memory game age 7 and up?

Do you have a book about painters based in Achill?

dvcireland

I see Joe has already reviewed the subamarine buke

https://www.johnnymagory.com/product/submerged-liam-patterson/?unapproved=8227&moderation-hash=20739f76377dbccd67887681a1db4876#comment-8227

Roger_007

I’m beginning to to why these books are self-published?

gmisk

Stop the spate of robberies of books about Achill painters.....

shearforce

This segment covers books not to buy anyone for Christmas

TheHomeService

14.00 Well done count:

3 callers

8 well done's, plus 1 from a caller.

gmisk

The brown family?
Not another Mrs Brown's book?!?!

readyletsgo

Is this going to be the WHOLE show?

shearforce

One day absent in 30 years

Got flogged

NeinNeinNein

Everyone has a book in them, often better that it remains there.

gmisk

This is so dull....who would want to read this bar her family members?!

Roger_007

readyletsgo wrote: »

Is this going to be the WHOLE show?

FYP

SEPT 23 1989

dreadful

gmisk

NeinNeinNein wrote: »

Everyone has a book in them, often better that it remains there.

Sure there is that old saying everyone has one good book in them.........except Dan Brown.

readyletsgo

Roger_007 wrote: »

FYP

over to newstalk so.

gmisk

So it was like storage hunters but in a posh house...

TheHomeService

How original.

A book about the differences between life in the "Big House" and that of the staff.

gmisk

An original Louis Vuitton trunk would be worth serious money I would say

gmisk

...one woman's struggle against all the odds...bla bla bla...

fritzelly

Researched = googled

TheHomeService

"Dr Martin Manserah"

The man's name is Martin Mansergh.

statto25

Christ this is boring the arse off me

statto25

No Joe, its not incredible

gmisk

"Get all the sludge out of that gorgeous head"...what a charmer...

Self piblished...

statto25

Nwwhhaaahhhh

TheHomeService

14.09 Well done count:

3 callers

11 well done's, plus 1 from a caller.

I may have missed a few, I am on the verge of nodding off listening to this guff.

fritzelly

20 years lmao and a death

Genghis

Might self publish a book, the Comdendium of Shallow Superlatives. Will be useful for Joe come next year. I've already made a start. Wunderful. Magnificent. Incredible. Beautiful. Fascinating.

TheHomeService

Bonus Death for Joe.

dvcireland

just write a ****ing will james

gmisk

Just when you think this year can't get any worse....


Ray Darcy has Alison Spittle on......

NeinNeinNein

Paydirt.

TheHomeService

gmisk wrote: »

Just when you think this year can't get any worse....


Ray Darcy has Alison Spittle on......

And Mary Kennedy talking about how great Dermot is.

And Brenda Fricker to warn us about the demon drink.