Christmas DEADLINE spells death knell of Covid: Yuletide Liveline

PieOhMy

Not for sale. What the actual **** is going on.

People not giving their names and now not selling their boring books

Dan Jaman

Not MORE BUKES!

PieOhMy

.online? That's a new one on me

gmisk

bmorrissey wrote: »

its a family book, its not for sale. So your just on the show to boast??

I got a photo album made once...I should call into Joe.....beautiful gorgeous book

Flukey

"An incredible jonra".

walshb

gmisk wrote: »

I got a photo album made once...I should call into Joe.....beautiful gorgeous book

Brilliant brilliant brilliant brilliant!

Flukey

gmisk wrote: »

I got a photo album made once...I should call into Joe.....beautiful gorgeous book

What colour is it and where can we buy it?

gmisk

Flukey wrote: »

What colour is it and where can we buy it?

I don't like to label by colour #woke
It's not available it's only for me and my family...or I could give Joe some website address and he can mess up calling it out on air...

PieOhMy

PieOhMy wrote: »

Not for sale. What the actual **** is going on.

People not giving their names and now not selling their boring books

I have copies of a family buke (entertainingly written by mother's cousin who was a prof an dat) dat would be boring to those outside family, but very nice to be able to give to newly discovered relatives who make contact through genealogical website.

PieOhMy

Deleted User wrote: »

I have copies of a family buke (entertainingly written by mother's cousin who was a prof an dat) dat would be boring to those outside family, but very nice to be able to give to newly discovered relatives who make contact through genealogical website.

Exactly.

Why would someone approach a radio programme about it though?

PieOhMy

I always find it strange that even though Duffy and Tubridy have children they seem to me to talk and act with children in such a weird manner, like an alien would.

I don't have children myself so I could be out of line here tho, maybe that's how its done

withless

Can someone print out the multiple threads for the year, stick a binder on it and a title page calling it the "De Liveline Companion 2020" and drop it the post to Joe?

Or be ready to do it next year?

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Joe talking about tampons gives me de shivers

Can you imagine if he did de Voice Over for de banned ad?

“Get ‘em up ya girdles and dat so to speak” in his gruffest Dubalin accent.

Delightful.

KevRossi

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PieOhMy

PieOhMy wrote: »

Exactly.

Why would someone approach a radio programme about it though?

I am all for promoting and making accessible minority-interest books, it was my work so to speak, but it definitely needs to be done way before Christmas as it must be very frustrating for anybody with a real interest in any particular books trying to buy it as a niche Christmas gift for somebody. The time to do it is in November. Folk who want to speak on air should be allocated no more than 3-5 minutes and not allowed to waffle on. What they have to say is in the book and in many cases folk are better heard on the image than in voice. Maybe allow one book per program to be promoted as the filler item before 3pm, and do majority of the promotion through Twitter & website etc.

KevRossi

KevRossi wrote: »

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Wow!

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Can you imagine if he did de Voice Over for de banned ad?

“Get ‘em up ya girdles and dat so to speak” in his gruffest Dubalin accent.

Delightful.

Better dan de hot poker of de brachytherapy, and wurser for de man getting de hot poker for prostate. Although I say here, let no person reading this be out off seeking treatment... adequate painkillers can be sought and afforded where needed.

De Cat's in de luxury 5 star Cattery, de Catmaniac is •hopefully• off to 5 star luxury lodge at de Center Parcs tamarra, listening to Leeeedl Lahvlahn on de way.

ButtersSuki

KevRossi wrote: »

Today is the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve jayzus will this never end of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of Christmas Day 2021 caller.

Haven’t counted.....is it the correct number? :pac:

withless

Deleted User wrote: »

De Cat's in de luxury 5 star Cattery, de Catmaniac is •hopefully• off to 5 star luxury lodge at de Center Parcs tamarra, listening to Leeeedl Lahvlahn on de way.

Mindyerseldnowdejyahearme!

ShamNNspace

Flukey wrote: »

There is a book that doesn't exist, but Joe would love:

"The RIP.ie Annual".

With special pull out covid supplement ,all the numbers
Plus all the celebrity deaths from 2020
Also a special feature on trending caskets, amaze your friends as you go down in style
Prologue written by best selling author Mr Joseph Duffy

Mena Mitty

[Deleted User] wrote: »

De Cat's in de luxury 5 star Cattery, de Catmaniac is •hopefully• off to 5 star luxury lodge at de Center Parcs tamarra, listening to Leeeedl Lahvlahn on de way.

Safe journey. Stay safe. Wash yer hands, and dib dib dib !

Mena Mitty

ShamNNspace wrote: »

With special pull out covid supplement ,all the numbers
Plus all the celebrity deaths from 2020
Also a special feature on trending caskets, amaze your friends as you go down in style
Prologue written by best selling author Mr Joseph Duffy

Wud it be listing all the singers who clean up at funerals ?

ShamNNspace

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Wud it be listing all the singers who clean up at funerals ?

Only if they're from the NK stable

PieOhMy

Deleted User wrote: »

I am all for promoting and making accessible minority-interest books, it was my work so to speak, but it definitely needs to be done way before Christmas as it must be very frustrating for anybody with a real interest in any particular books trying to buy it as a niche Christmas gift for somebody. The time to do it is in November. Folk who want to speak on air should be allocated no more than 3-5 minutes and not allowed to waffle on. What they have to say is in the book and in many cases folk are better heard on the image than in voice. Maybe allow one book per program to be promoted as the filler item before 3pm, and do majority of the promotion through Twitter & website etc.

I think the same, the idea of the program is good and could be done better, I think I wasnt clear but I just meant that it was strange that the lady on had written a book and approached the show and she wasnt even selling the book! And it being a book of interest to her family at that

KevRossi

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Haven’t counted.....is it the correct number? :pac:

In true RTE fashion, I'll give ye the correct number in 2026 as it's sensitive commercial information, so to speak.

ButtersSuki

KevRossi wrote: »

In true RTE fashion, I'll give ye the correct number in 2026 as it's sensitive commercial information, so to speak.

Yeah I heard the eve of the eve of the eve of another Christian Holiday (Easter Sunday) had put in a bid alright.

TYFYS.

thecretinhop

more like 2106 caller due to covid.
joe is now a robot with his fat head stuck on it in a fish bowel.
D'Arcy is a customised robot body of tofu even as a robot he still can't get the fking buttons right...

golondrinas

ShamNNspace wrote: »

With special pull out covid supplement ,all the numbers
Plus all the celebrity deaths from 2020
Also a special feature on trending caskets, amaze your friends as you go down in style
Prologue written by best selling author Mr Joseph Duffy

Jaysus I was looking for the place where an old friend of the wife’s was recently buried that perhaps she might visit in the summer. I came across “ find a grave.com.” You know who probably has it bookmarked with rip.com.:eek:

steinbock123

Deleted User wrote: »

He has the same level of thinking as most who speak on Lahvlahn, including de host. You won't get away with anything on de Oil of Man.

Another interesting factoid about the Oil of Man is that they don’t allow caravans onto the island without a permit. So I was told when I was over there anyway . And permits are very hard to get apparently.
Now just think what that means . . . . . .

ButtersSuki

Coming up, the most patronising and condescending show in de history of Da Lahv Lahn.....................and dat duz be sayin' somethin' so to speak.

Dan Jaman

Bejaybus, is dere anudder Lahvloyne today?
I would have thought JD had shot his bolt, so to speak, on his special this morning (it was today, wasn't it?).
Mind you, the bonus payments for doing all this extra work for the good of the country, will more than make up for it.

ButtersSuki

No Hi's and Lo's Show dis year. One positive I guess is we didn't have an appearance on Da Lahv Lahn from Woke McDermott dis year. Every cloud and dat.

ButtersSuki

I was reading the thread last night so to speak and I may have taken dis up de wrong way so to speak, but did somewan come on wit a self-published buke and dat DAT WASN'T ACTUALLY FOR SALE? Like wtf? Who was she (it's ok, I can say she in dis case as she identified as a she so to speak) related to in RTE?

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Bejaybus, is dere anudder Lahvloyne today?
I would have thought JD had shot his bolt, so to speak, on his special this morning (it was today, wasn't it?).
Mind you, the bonus payments for doing all this extra work for the good of the country, will more than make up for it.

Dan, twoday is Lidl Lahv Lahn for de chislers and dat. I'm going to go out on a limb early and say dis will be de wurstest show ever.

ButtersSuki

"inundated with emails" - he left out "from RTE Staff members".

bmorrissey

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I was reading the thread last night so to speak and I may have taken dis up de wrong way so to speak, but did somewan come on wit a self-published buke and dat DAT WASN'T ACTUALLY FOR SALE? Like wtf? Who was she (it's ok, I can say she in dis case as she identified as a she so to speak) related to in RTE?

you would be correct, she had some buuke about her family lineage or some bollix, wasn't really paying attention at this point, but yes she did say the book was a family book and not for sale....fcuking pointless

ButtersSuki

"King of the Kids Joe Duffy" - Ronan is completely taking the p*ss now.

ButtersSuki

"De Lahv Lahn is open for childers 16 and under.....or younger".

Say what now?

sligojoek

"Open to under 16s and even younger"

All hand picked already, I'd opine.

PieOhMy

Personal Highlihts:
Malachy tearing strips off Joe.
The gold during Katie's time at the helm.
The demise of the racist funny Friday.

Personal lowlights:
Supporting the Dublin Mint Office after the CEO accounted for Joe with one hand tied behind his back.
The car keys analogy.
Increased frequency of pet project shows.

Flukey

ButtersSuki wrote: »

"De Lahv Lahn is open for childers 16 and under.....or younger".

Say what now?

Yes, I heard that too. There'll be pregnant women with the phone held to their tummies on the line. Worse still, there'll be couples in the act, on national radio. We'll be able to hear all the heavy breathing and shouting in ecstasy, and that'll just be Joe.

Atlantic Dawn

steinbock123 wrote: »

Another interesting factoid about the Oil of Man is that they don’t allow caravans onto the island without a permit. So I was told when I was over there anyway . And permits are very hard to get apparently.
Now just think what that means . . . . . .

It's true...
https://www.visitisleofman.com/visitor-information/travel-information/bringing-your-motorhome

ButtersSuki

PieOhMy wrote: »

Personal Highlihts:
Malachy tearing strips off Joe.
The gold during Katie's time at the helm.
The demise of the racist funny Friday.

Personal lowlights:
Supporting the Dublin Mint Office after the CEO accounted for Joe with one hand tied behind his back.
The car keys analogy.
Increased frequency of pet project shows.

You left out the following lo lights so to speak:
Vampire Funny Fryday Halloween Special -
"When I say it's Vampoyre Funny Fryday, what's been sucked out of it?"
"DEE ENERGY!!!!" "Our dignity"
https://www.rte.ie/radio1/liveline/programmes/2020/1030/1174957-liveline-friday-30-october-2020/?clipid=103523313
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Truly de wurstest ting to happen in 2020.


Other disasters:
Stop COVID Cancelling Christmas Campaign
The coining of the phrase "INEQUALITY Street"
Woke McDermott not emigrating to Australia

Roger_007

ButtersSuki wrote: »

"inundated with emails" - he left out "from RTE Staff members".

Would ‘inundated’ be more or less than a ‘slew’?

TheHomeService

sligojoek wrote: »

"Open to under 16s and even younger"

All hand picked already, I'd opine.

The Billy Barry kids who were deprived of their annual Late Late Show appearance will be out in force.

Flukey

Personal lowlight: The show.

Personal highlight: The threads.

Flukey

Roger_007 wrote: »

Would ‘inundated’ be more or less than a ‘slew’?

Not quite, but if a fourth e-mail comes in, then possibly.

Atlantic Dawn

Odds of any kids from Ballyer being on today's show 695/1.

generalgerry

He loves the phrase "de eve of Christmas Eve". I anticipate a lot of uses in today's show.