Christmas DEADLINE spells death knell of Covid: Yuletide Liveline

McGinniesta

Kids.

F*ck this

McGinniesta

diary of a little bollix

Clon63

Roger_007 wrote: »

Would ‘inundated’ be more or less than a ‘slew’?

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A Flurry of E Mails 3
Several E Mails 4
Many E Mails 5
Many Many E Mails
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Inundated with E Mails 8
Rivers if E Mails9
A Flood of E Mails 10
Over Run with E Mails 11
Cascades of E Mails 12
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Cast Down with E Mails 14
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generalgerry

No he doesn't like his brother because he wrote negatively about him in his book.

"Well kid..... Any recent deaths"

Ash him how Granny is Joe

sligojoek

Dee udder brudder.

Well done. Well done.

McGinniesta

little johnny needs a good crack on the arse

Mena Mitty

Cian is bored already. He's sussed Joe.

ButtersSuki

This is going well. :rolleyes:

BINGO

Grandad is in hospital

TheHomeService

Jesus, this is painful.

Flukey

Grandad's in hospital. First caller and he's onto misery. It's surprising he didn't ask to speak to one of the parents to get the full lowdown.

PsychoPete

I hope one of the kids goes rogue

McGinniesta

Are any of them dead?

TheHomeService

Matilda is in “Drama School”

sligojoek

Loretta on the green.

Mummy and daddy are doctors.

Mena Mitty

Moi mudder and fadder....the Doctors.

cozar

The’re doctors lol.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

This is going well. :rolleyes:

As I said earlier!

Roger_007

McGinniesta wrote: »

Kids.

F*ck this

As if we weren’t depressed enough wit de Covid, we are presented with this shoite!

ButtersSuki

Pre-record?

McGinniesta

That's it.

Enough is enough. I'm off to **** and cry

Flukey

Posh caller alert, but too smart to come on the line.

sligojoek

This is Tubbs territory

TheHomeService

Some collection of accents today!

cozar

So no whacker kids on today I presume.

PsychoPete

Imagine having to pretend to be interested in this sh!te

"For research I went onto the board's thread about you Joe, and the people there are not very normal"

sligojoek

That was a recording

sligojoek

Does anybody die in the book?

gmisk

Fantastic Mr fox is a great read like pretty much all Ronald Dahl books...I used to love George's Marvellous Medicine.

PsychoPete

Any reviews of Mein Kampf ?

ButtersSuki

Fock this, I’m off to a cemetery.

Flukey

cozar wrote: »

So no whacker kids on today I presume.

Next book for review: Diary Of A Junkie Kid.

sligojoek

sligojoek wrote: »

Loretta on the green.

Mummy and daddy are doctors.

And the violin of course

Flukey

gmisk wrote: »

Fantastic Mr fox is a great read like pretty much all Ronald Dahl books...I used to love George's Marvellous Medicine.

Was George the local dealer?

sligojoek

Flukey wrote: »

Next book for review: Diary Of A Junkie Kid.

Post of the day.

11

Stick it to him kid:D

Roger_007

cozar wrote: »

So no whacker kids on today I presume.

I think they must be able to read...........so, NO!

Borderfox

Joe: what are you getting for Christmas?
Whacker kid: evicted

Flukey

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Fock this, I’m off to a cemetery.

No mugging any flower sellers, you hear?

gmisk

What is this karaoke sh#te?!?

PsychoPete

Joe and some random kid doing a duet, no thanks

gmisk

The great duets of our time Joe Duffy and Caleb....

Mena Mitty

cozar wrote: »

So no whacker kids on today I presume.

Not judging by the accents anyway. Pandering to the posh kids so far.

generalgerry

"One call away"

It could be the song for COVID. One call to the f**king Samaritans.

sligojoek

The #woke section.

Borderfox

Dont do de accent Joe

bottlebrush

The new theme tune for liveline

Mena Mitty

Borderfox wrote: »

Joe: what are you getting for Christmas?
Whacker kid: evicted

.....or a Piebald.