Christmas DEADLINE spells death knell of Covid: Yuletide Liveline

Coughing & wheezing.... not from de near-death covid survivor but from de O'Caddle

Test For Echo

Test For Echo wrote: »

Listening to Mourning Ireland and this clown appears to spoil my morning mood! :mad:

Haven't listened to de Joe Duffy Show in a while - turns out daily listening to an overpaid, obnoxious bollix (sorry mods) was causing stress and affecting my sleep. Suffered from poor sleep for a long time but it has improved significantly since I stopped listening to Mr Duffy.

I do miss de thread though. Happy Christmas.

Guaranteed constant pronunciations of death will keep one awake.

Welsh Megaman

This actually makes me wish for Syl Fox and Doc Savage.



And I don’t say that lightly.

Sir Oxman

Trip to South Africa - home of virus mutations!

Brian Scan

Abel Ruiz wrote: »

Are you for real?



Anyway. The liveliners are the Best threads on boards, it is entertaining to the majority.
And what a year it has been. Loved reading it any day I can.
Keep up the wonderful, brilliant wurk callers!

Are you for real?

ednwireland

10 seconds thats all i managed

Think I'll slip into my private hot tub & sauna

Welsh Megaman

A white person impersonating black celebrities.


*sucks through teeth*

Flukey

Joe showing off his knowledge of Dublin, while year after year on Christmas Eve, he doesn't know the difference between Duke Street and Grafton Street.

Damn, have to set de sauna to hot, have to wait it out.

Flukey

"Have those countries not suffered enough?"

At least they don't have Liveline broadcasted there on national radio.

Sir Oxman

At this rate, Duffy's Xmas Eve radio show will have double/triple the music output than Tubridy's supposed Busker Music LLS special (4 tunes in 105 minutes)
So, fair play on that one!

generalgerry

"I don't want to bring your show down".

You should know at this stage that Duffy's liveline is already the lift at the basement floor.

Welsh Megaman

This just goes to show how unfunny Brendan O’Carroll is (as if we didn’t know already) - telling gags to empty silence, no cackling pensioners behind him.

sligojoek

Rock Lesnar wrote: »

What a load of fun and frolicks

I assume that's rhyming slang.

ButtersSuki

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

This just goes to show how unfunny Brendan O’Carroll is (as if we didn’t know already) - telling gags to empty silence, no cackling pensioners behind him.

You’re discovering this now?

walshb

This is utter gick of a Xmas eve

generalgerry

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

This just goes to show how unfunny Brendan O’Carroll is (as if we didn’t know already) - telling gags to empty silence, no cackling pensioners behind him.

And on that note could I just send a special request out to Syl Fox who could not be there today. He was actually available to be at the show, he just wasn't allowed at the show because he spoke against the #metoo movement when he was falsely accused during the year.

Sir Oxman

The titans of Irish <Comedy> on now
Joone and O'Cardell.

The silence then coughing in the background says it all.

Sir Oxman

OMG I hate June Rodgers shtick

Welsh Megaman

sligojoek

Woke up with a hangover. Heard Joe and thought I overslept.

Flukey

generalgerry wrote: »

"I don't want to bring your show down".

You should know at this stage that Duffy's liveline is already the lift at the basement floor.

It smashed through the basement floor ages ago and last we heard is still heading towards the Earth's core.

Gwynplaine

O caddle sounds like someone who has no teeth when he speaks.

Flukey

sligojoek wrote: »

Woke up with a hangover. Heard Joe and thought I overslept.

Go back to bed.

ButtersSuki

Is this the #woke section?

generalgerry

So I don't get a telly cos I'm white, surely that is racist.

I wanted a Playstation :-(

Welsh Megaman

Methinks Trey would rather play the Playstation than watch Mrs. Brown’s Boys.

Welsh Megaman

“There is no place for racism.”


Coming up, Al Foran impersonates another black celebrity.

ButtersSuki

“Sirk Da Sol Ay Ell”

generalgerry

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Is this the #woke section?

But don't you know that Joe's favourite actor is in fact Mr Sidney Poitier.

Or Sidney Potter as Joe would probably call him.

ButtersSuki

While it’s very nice they gave him a PS5, you’d think they could get it to him today and not “in de next few weeks”?

ButtersSuki

Sir Oxman wrote: »

OMG I hate June Rodgers shtick

FYP

walshb

What a fooking racket!!!

Gwynplaine

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

“There is no place for racism.”


Coming up, Al Foran impersonates another black celebrity.

How is that racist?

Mr Velo

Gwynplaine wrote: »

How is that racist?

Maybe not racist - but utter sh1te at impressions.

ButtersSuki

Gwynplaine wrote: »

How is that racist?

Under modern #woke thinking it is.

sligojoek

Flukey wrote: »

Go back to bed.

Still in it.

ButtersSuki

Gwynplaine wrote: »

How is that racist?

Mr Velo wrote: »

Maybe not racist - but utter sh1te at impressions.

Google “The Simpsons, Apu, Hank Azaria” and you’ll see WHOY it is racist.

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

Still in it.

What colour is de bed?

PieOhMy

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

“There is no place for racism.”


Coming up, Al Foran impersonates another black celebrity.

What variety of accents have we heard so far? I only heard Eddie Murphy and had to take a call

ButtersSuki

PieOhMy wrote: »

What variety of accents have we heard so far? I only heard Eddie Murphy and had to take a call

As I have said more than once, it’s not an Eddie Murphy impression so to speak, it’s a Donkey from Shrek impression. Eddie Murphy doesn’t talk like that everyday so to speak.

Welsh Megaman

PieOhMy wrote: »

What variety of accents have we heard so far? I only heard Eddie Murphy and had to take a call

Morgan Freeman and Chris Eubank.

Joe of course, had to introduce them as such, in case we didn’t recognise the impersonation. Always a bad sign (Eddie Large Syndrome).

ButtersSuki

PieOhMy wrote: »

What variety of accents have we heard so far? I only heard Eddie Murphy and had to take a call

Well the host and Brendan are doing Whacker and Auld Dub accents. And they’ve never had any complaints. :rolleyes:

sligojoek

PieOhMy wrote: »

What variety of accents have we heard so far? I only heard Eddie Murphy and had to take a call

Eddie used to do a whitey impression as part of his stage show.

sligojoek

Liveline playback.

generalgerry

Gwynplaine wrote: »

How is that racist?

With the way things are going, if you can't blackface or dress as an Indian, then it is only a matter of time before impersonating somebody in a minority group will be considered "culturally inappropriate".

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

Eddie used to do a whitey impression as part of his stage show.

Yes but under #woke rules it’s ok for POC to do anything to white people so to to speak that were the shoe on the other foot so to speak would be deemed racist and dat. Dja follow me?

PieOhMy

Joe managed to cut himself off there somehow. That's impressive.

Government buildings

Is doing ould dub accents not racist?