Christmas DEADLINE spells death knell of Covid: Yuletide Liveline

ButtersSuki

POSSIBLY on twodaze show dat I won't be listening to so to speak:

• Hopin' and prayin' and dat for a COVID-free wurldid.
• Niall/neal Leahy de sap and Kelly Ann Kardashian gettin' married and can't have de songs and dat. WHOY?
• Any damage to be done will be well done by day, by den (dat's what he said)
• Herr Duffy LOGIC - it's ok to have bands at weddings as if ye have de COVID ye got it earlier in de day so it's grand and dat :rolleyes:
• Old people have money taken from dem dis morning in Dubalin....don't mention de obvious culprits
• MASS and ceremonies and dat. Middle class areas have ushers and dat. Wat abour de salt a dee irths?

Thank fock I can't listen twoday so to speak.

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

T'day...
More on lack of allowing a live band at weddings.
Old people having money taken from them when going to bank...potential gold.
Should all masses go online for Chrimbo.

So. We're all in agreement. We're going to have another Mass. On Zoom.

2smiggy

only half heard the promo, but the male bridezilla is to feature again, and some rubbish how middle class areas can have stewards at mass at Chriistmas time, while salt-of-da-earth areas cannot ?!?!?

Atlantic Dawn

Deleted User wrote: »

So. We're all in agreement. We're going to have another Mass. On Zoom.

Mass will otherwise need to be an all ticket affair, they might need to have corporate level of seating where you pay €50 for seats with a good view of the altar.

PieOhMy

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Mass will otherwise need to be an all ticket affair, they might need to have corporate level of seating where you pay €50 for seats with a good view of the altar.

Alter boys touting tickets outside the presbytery

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Thank fock I can't listen twoday so to speak.

The only takeaway I will be considering


. Thank you!

Roger_007

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Mass will otherwise need to be an all ticket affair, they might need to have corporate level of seating where you pay €50 for seats with a good view of the altar.

Then there will be a ‘slew’ of calls complaining about tickets being bought in bulk by ‘gougers’ and sold at a huge profit on the black market.:eek:

generalgerry

Wonder will Cora Staunton describe this as an unsafe environment as well.

ButtersSuki

My scheduled conf. call @ 2pm is cancelled now. Will I listen in? Text N for YES and Y for NO......

ButtersSuki

generalgerry wrote: »

Wonder will Cora Staunton describe this as an unsafe environment as well.

Missed that, what did she say (now)?

withless

Old people at de banks will not be skipped over.

ButtersSuki

Roger_007 wrote: »

Then there will be a ‘slew’ of calls complaining about tickets being bought in bulk by ‘gougers’ and sold at a huge profit on the black market.:eek:

For any newcomers, in Da Land Of De Lahv Lahn a "slew" is any number greater than 0.

Roger_007

ButtersSuki wrote: »

For any newcomers, in Da Land Of De Lahv Lahn a "slew" is any number greater than 0.

Sometimes it is necessary to include outgoing calls in order to raise the number above 0.;)

generalgerry

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Missed that, what did she say (now)?

She's sticking her oar in about the issue with the players from Galway arriving late to the match yesterday and having no time for warm up. It's been on all the radio all morning. A real human rights issue by all accounts. No doubt people will be taking a knee at future GAA matches in protest.

generalgerry

"This isn't us - keeping our distance, staying away from everyone".

Is this an advertisement on behalf of the RTE staff?

gmisk

What date is the little liveline thing that is always plugged?
Just need to schedule meetings at that time so I can avoid it....

Roger_007

generalgerry wrote: »

She's sticking her oar in about the issue with the players from Galway arriving late to the match yesterday and having no time for warm up. It's been on all the radio all morning. A real human rights issue by all accounts. No doubt people will be taking a knee at future GAA matches in protest.

T’would be like the auld days when the players ‘took the knee’ when the archbishop came on the field to throw in the ball!

Odyssey 2005

Roger_007 wrote: »

Sometimes it is necessary to include outgoing calls in order to raise the number above 0.;)

It's necessary to include them to bring the number up to 0

Odyssey 2005

Allegd scam from a bus

2smiggy

I have missed a good scam !!

ButtersSuki

gmisk wrote: »

What date is the little liveline thing that is always plugged?
Just need to schedule meetings at that time so I can avoid it....

I could be wrong but I thought he said it was on on Christmas Eve instead of "Da Lahv Lahn Christmas Eve Extravaganza and dat on Grafton Street so to speak".....

BPKS

Is it a sophisticated scam or just a plain old scam?

Atlantic Dawn

Euro Lending Company...sounds legit.

PieOhMy

Bad line within seconds. Whatever about callers later in the show could they not have the call lined up

gmisk

The scams on the bus go round and round...

ButtersSuki

Now we have:

• alleged scam
• sophisticated scam
• elaborate scam

Atlantic Dawn

I've never heard of a loan where you give them money, are some people exceptionally simple?

Odyssey 2005

Where's the bird from the bus ?

gmisk

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Euro Lending Company...sounds legit.

It's not a scam...you give them all your credit card numbers and if one of them is lucky you win a prize...

bottlebrush

The Nigerian lotto

ButtersSuki

If only sophisticated and elaborate scams like dis had been discussed before on dis show..............:rolleyes:

gmisk

Thick...sofisdikated....scam...

cozar

hopefully Joe will ring them and pretend hes a customer, much laughter will ensue.

Odyssey 2005

Sotospeak

If you want a loan why don't you go to an established lender?

Probably because their credit score is too low.

withless

This is not a sophisticated scam because we are mocking it I guess?

ButtersSuki

Caller: I got a call from a lady called Gabriella, I presume it was a lady.....

Only on Da Lahv Lahn.

BPKS

I'll give you a tip caller............don't ring Joe Duffy

dvcireland

the guy who spent 400,000 euros on gambling has signed up for the lurry driver service

Odyssey 2005

Only duffy would consider these sophisticated scams

dvcireland

upstairs on the ground floor

PieOhMy

withless wrote: »

This is not a sophisticated scam because we are mocking it I guess?

When joe is able to grasp it within a few mins it's no longer sophisticated and becomes a joke.

withless

hahahaha dope

2smiggy

a loan to pay a loan, so to speak

Living Off The Splash

I am not interested in horse racing and I have no interest in being part of any syndicate. Does that surprise you Joe Duffy?

gmisk

....honestly...you have to be seriously thick to fall for any of these they are mad!

This man seemed happy to just have the chats about horses with someone

Red Fred

What colour is the bus?

shearforce

What colour is the bus?

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I've never heard of a loan where you give them money, are some people exceptionally simple?

In short, Yes.

ButtersSuki

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Sotospeak

Took until the 4th minute today. Much longer than usual so to speak.