Christmas DEADLINE spells death knell of Covid: Yuletide Liveline

Odyssey 2005

They thought I was working

WOW !!!

Dan Jaman

Is he an internationally-renownded lighting designer?

Roger_007

“Returned home from his death bed”................Joe sounds disappointed?

2smiggy

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Fuk sake "V DAY"

i think we are going to be stuck with this. he seems to already be into the habit of saying it

dvcireland

decorative artists aka painter and decorator who charges more

Odyssey 2005

A decorative artist

As opposed to a piss artist

gmisk

[Deleted User] wrote: »

We were one question away from what colour is the hospital.

There is a great joke from airplane somewhere in there...

A hospital! What is it?

Dr Rumack: It's a big building with patients and doctors and nurses but that's not important right now.

dvcireland

Should setup a thread Liveline 2020 Caller of the Year Award for nominations

Odyssey 2005

Roger_007 wrote: »

“Returned home from his death bed”................Joe sounds disappointed?

Should be renamed "Lazarus"

shearforce

He came home from hospital sitting on a tank with all the rest of the patients.

What a scene

gmisk

A decorative Artist is....what exactly?
Do they paint murals?

2smiggy

it seems the Yew Kay and EE Yew have at least agreed terms on the border between the Republic and northern Ireland

Dan Jaman

gmisk wrote: »

A decorative Artist is....what exactly?
Do they paint murals?

Graffitti on the council ticket.

Mena Mitty

If 'experts' have to slip away from work to make a call to Liveline and speak for 15 minutes or so...does Liveline pay them a fee sotospeak for their 'time' ?

Dan Jaman

A few cans of Dupli-Color and I'm away, Joe.

Roger_007

So he’s a painter and decorator?

ButtersSuki

Not listening, is there any point in tuning in so to speak?

Roger_007

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Not listening, is there any point in tuning in so to speak?

NO!

Dan Jaman

He wasn't worried until you pushed him, Joe.

ButtersSuki

Roger_007 wrote: »

NO!

Tank You Fer Yer Service.

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Not listening, is there any point in tuning in so to speak?

No gold here, just dross.

shearforce

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Not listening, is there any point in tuning in so to speak?

Don't do it

pc7

Joe: Whats your mood
Caller: I've a pain in me boll1x Joe

gmisk

No scams = no fun

This is dull

I had to laugh, when I was in de hostibble last week, woman in bed next to me urged me to "why don't you phone Joe Duffy over that (an incident she overheard), he's a really sincere man with great empathy for those in pain and who have been let down". I just had to agree with her sentiments, poor lady had just got a bad diagnosis and didn't want to go against her own beliefs.

shearforce

Over a half hour left, can it get worse?

Odyssey 2005

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Fuk sake "V DAY"

V Day is a very different occasion for me...

Dan Jaman

Smaritans - targeted ads hit the mark.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Not listening, is there any point in tuning in so to speak?

You like suffering?

gmisk

shearforce wrote: »

Over a half hour left, can it get worse?

Challenge accepted!

shearforce

shearforce wrote: »

Over a half hour left, can it get worse?

You must be new.

:pac:

Atlantic Dawn

2smiggy wrote: »

it seems the Yew Kay and EE Yew have at least agreed terms on the border between the Republic and northern Ireland

I'd say in South Armagh they have been back to the drawing board many times wondering what to smuggle post Jan 1st, one week it's spuds, next week it's frozen chicken.

bottlebrush

[Deleted User] wrote: »

V Day is a very different occasion for me...

Versatis day?

2smiggy

you'd never take out money for a reason ?!

Atlantic Dawn

How much money and what reason?

walshb

August last year?

So last year!!

yop

"for a reason".... drugs I'd say

generalgerry

I was waiting in the bank, and somebody followed me out of the bank and the whole way home. The broke in to my house and................. injected me with the COVID 19 vaccine.

gmisk

Robbery time! Result

cozar

A bit of under the table cash.

Atlantic Dawn

Do these people shout out loudly the amount they are withdrawing?

Race week in Galway.

Otherwise known as ramadan for gurriers, scammers and scumbags.

Roger_007

Cash payment “for a reason”........

Revenue won’t get to hear about it?

Odyssey 2005

A ute

Atlantic Dawn

Following someone in a car in Galway on raceweek, ok.

2smiggy

a very weary 'Wow' from Joe. He is nearly asleep, like me

yop

"Wow" this is just amazing

3k in da banko Joooe

ButtersSuki

pc7 wrote: »

Joe: Whats your mood
Caller: I've a pain in me boll1x Joe

I actually do have a long-standing pain in me b*ll*x. I wonder is it because I listen to Da Lahv Lahn?

dvcireland

and where the potatoes roosters or maris piper...i prefer the maris for thee chips and dat

Atlantic Dawn

Anyone could have robbed it.