Christmas DEADLINE spells death knell of Covid: Yuletide Liveline

bottlebrush

If only someone would invent a small card,say of plastic, and call it a debit card or a credit card.

golondrinas

Roger_007 wrote: »

I have a cunning plan.
I will withdraw a load of cash from BOI and then go back the next day and tell them it was stolen by some ne’er do well who followed me home from the bank!
BOI will ‘refund’ me the money.........of course.

What could possibly go wrong.

Why not. They recently agreed to refund hundreds of thousands to people who gave away their bank details to strangers online. I think they managed to hang on to their car keys.

tupenny

The head on yiz said the slug barman



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Cringe

ButtersSuki

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Trinity must be so proud of him

I’ve often said it - Herr Duffy is very proud of the fact the he went to Trinity; I don’t however think the feeling is mutual.

2smiggy

fairly odd for a hand bag left in a ditch, from April, only found in August when the said ditch would be full of growth

lots odd about this

ShamNNspace

Tite as tuppence this wan by the sounds of her

vicwatson

There is no argument here Duffy FFS

buried

"You think common sense would prevail"

You rang liveline man

generalgerry

And would you have referred to him as a lowlife if you were his probation officer Joe?

SEPT 23 1989

gmisk wrote: »

...what is....happening...

Joe's slug roleplay...

other slugs might have already been to the central bank trying to claim the value of the money

vicwatson

vicwatson wrote: »

No need to fix my post, I meant Unit, referring to the caller saying the BOE has a unit that look after money that a dog ate. Maybe Ireland doesn't.



Keep up caller !!:pac:

I know dat, I know dat!

But, different bank, different currency, different composition of notes, and I don't know but maybe different rules?

gmisk

This fella is speaking common sense...cut him off joe!

Odyssey 2005

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

What the fcuk is he on about now

An extended “comedy sketch” on slugs

The aul wan is mortified at this stage

She is in her hole. She's a neck like a jockeys bollix. Typical Galway

gmisk

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

other slugs might have already been to the central bank trying to claim the value of the money

After drinking in a slug bar...with a slug barman...boasting about it...the b@stard!

walshb

Actually in Dublin?

No way!!!

SEPT 23 1989

Ivan works in morketing

dvcireland

the bonnington previously known as the regency ?

buried

A slug carjacked the car

ButtersSuki

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Ivan works in morketing

He does in his hoop if he was eating in De Bonnington..........a morketeer wouldn't be seen in that dump.

bottlebrush

Is there a vaccine for stupidity

WHOY would you leave money in your car?

gmisk

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Ivan works in morketing

Totes mcgotes...glasnevin...etc etc

Odyssey 2005

Hey Joe,I was in a pub once and the barman took all my money,get Fergus to call me,just like he called his kuzin

gmisk

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Hey Joe,I was in a pub once and the barman took all my money,get Fergus to call me,just like he called his kuzin

Was it a slug barman caller?

shearforce

Regency mgmt dying inside listening to this call

cozar

i'd say he's slightly exaggerating about it being like a heist movie.

SEPT 23 1989

all these sound like inside jobs

ButtersSuki

gmisk wrote: »

Totes mcgotes...glasnevin...etc etc

"Totes mcgotes" is not a phrase one would hear in Glasnevin, except by lost Southsiders.

buried

"Wow goys I'm being robbed, I must totes post this to my insta"

Odyssey 2005

[Deleted User] wrote: »

WHOY would you leave money in your car?

Hope you're not expecting duffy to ask him

gmisk

[Deleted User] wrote: »

WHOY would you leave money in your car?

There are literally signs in every single car park saying they are not responsible for break ins to cars etc....
Thick!

dvcireland

fagans anudder crime scene

Mervyn Skidmore

cozar wrote: »

i'd say he's slightly exaggerating about it being like a heist movie.

2 fellas, smash and grab, not exactly oceans 11.

ButtersSuki

buried wrote: »

"Wow goys I'm being robbed, I must totes post this to my insta"

Hope Amy Huberman likes and shares!

jetfiremuck

Exaggerates much....

generalgerry

Well in fairness they are hardly likely to track people who just left the pet shop now are they.

Odyssey 2005

gmisk wrote: »

Was it a slug barman caller?

No,but I wanted to put one or two into him the next morning

Odyssey 2005

CSI donnybroke

ButtersSuki

Could we crowdfund to buy the script to this movie?

Sounds like a so-fisticated scam alright.

Dan Jaman

"I was seriously... like,,, going to get annoyed."

gmisk

Mervyn Skidmore wrote: »

2 fellas, smash and grab, not exactly oceans 11.

Still probably better than oceans 12...it's the one where Julia Roberts is meant to be playing a character who had a role in the heist where she played...Julia Roberts....

Odyssey 2005

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

CSI donnybroke

CSI Drumcondra caller. He mentioned Fagans.

zell12

No 'bad bad baxtards' ??

SEPT 23 1989

crowbar a window

Mervyn Skidmore

An incredible robbery, i expect Netflix to make a true crime documentary about it.

gmisk

gmisk wrote: »

Still probably better than oceans 12...it's the one where Julia Roberts is meant to be playing a character who had a role in the heist where she played...Julia Roberts....

I love Oceans 11 and 13. But 12 is pure sh1te.

gmisk

Mervyn Skidmore wrote: »

An incredible robbery, i expect Netflix to make a true crime documentary about it.

The new tiger king!

Dan Jaman

De Mutilated Note Department.
As heard every evening in many pubs.

buried

'Mutilated Notes Department' aka the 'TV licence Department'