Christmas DEADLINE spells death knell of Covid: Yuletide Liveline

Flukey

Well we know what some men like to do when they have their hands in their pockets, meaning they need deeper ones.

shearforce

Sickening sh1te the whole thing

davehey79

Plot twist she has over sized man hands, it's not the poor pockets fault

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Measuring tapes only go to 2m. As someone who is taller than that I can say that from experience.

Apologies, I should have clarified. The 2m would apply to the host's waistline, not height.

Sir Oxman

Look, it's a matter of economics.
If there is a huge demand for men's cut in clothing for women it'll be on sale everywhere.

jojofizzio

As a lady I’d have to disagree with Maeve ....on occasion I have had to wear my OHs jeans..(don’t ask)...probably the most uncomfortable things I’ve ever worn....

Roger_007

McGinniesta wrote: »

We have bigger poscket so we can rub our mickeys in comfort

Pocket billiards?

TheHomeService

TheHomeService wrote: »

I have to say that Maeve is one of the least likeable callers this year. In my opinion, of course.

And Rosie was well able for her.

A sad endightment for the programme when that was the most satisfying segment of this year - on the 9th of December.

cozar

I really hope some men ring in complaining about not being able to try on ladies lingerie in Arnotts.

generalgerry

Waited 54 years to drag this poor shop over the coals on the national airwaves. People need to grow the f**k up. The store is meant to be able to look at a person and assume everything correctly now, lest they ring Joe Duffy and talk about their "offence". It's some world we live in.

dvcireland

possibly maeve in middle

DoctorEdgeWild

Your sexuality has absolutely nothing to do with being a self entitled awkward customer who thinks that businesses should suit you.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Possibly on twodaze show:

• Oh Holy God Ronan said Kathleen
• Herr Duffy making an absolute bollocks of explaining a simple story - as usual
• Herr Duffy doing his Nordie accent again when he says "fiddy"
• Woman roasts money
• Woman goes into a male tailors to get a tin a fruit for her wedding (I bet to another lady, not that there's anything wrong wit dat so to speak) but was told we don't do tins a fruit for your sort so to speak because we're not #woke and dat - ok, that wasn't what was said but we all know it's coming.......

Defin-EYE-telly on twodaze show:

• Stupid puns
• Faux sympathy and concern from the host
• A load of auld guff
• At least one death
• Silly giggling from de host

So to speak estimate:
I'm going with >5 twoday.

I called it.

PieOhMy

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

It's a completely different designed suit you are looking for. Perhaps if they charged a grand extra for the effort involved you would see sense to your madness.

If they charged more she would still be calling liveline caller.

The complaining is unfortunately inevitable with this type of person. The only question is what will be complained about

SEPT 23 1989

anybody here need a new suit?

you know now where to buy it

generalgerry

jojofizzio wrote: »

As a lady I’d have to disagree with Maeve ....on occasion I have had to wear my OHs jeans..(don’t ask)...probably the most uncomfortable things I’ve ever worn....

I'm sorry this is Liveline, there is no room for nuance.

McGinniesta

Ally Dick wrote: »

Come on. She looks like Jocky Wilson not Angelina Jolie

Rab C Nesbitt head on her

McDermotX

davehey79 wrote: »

Plot twist she has over sized man hands, it's not the poor pockets fault

CH3OH

cozar wrote: »

I really hope some men ring in complaining about not being able to try on ladies lingerie in Arnotts.

I think I might drop in and ask for a bra fitting

2smiggy

a facebuke story !!!

Flukey

TheHomeService wrote: »

I have to say that Maeve is one of the least likeable callers this year. In my opinion, of course.

Yes, but because of her we got Rosie on and heard Joe being put in his place. So, it was worth it.

PieOhMy

dvcireland wrote: »

possibly maeve in middle

GDPR

Ally Dick

More wacts of kindness

DellyBelly

Theres a saying "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" however it's 20 times worse when you scorn the dykes they are like pitbulls with a bone..

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Measuring tapes only go to 2m. As someone who is taller than that I can say that from experience.

How do dey measure you caller?

ButtersSuki

McDermotX wrote: »

Well done Rosie.

I'll make a note of your business next time I'm in de market.




Meabh can bite me bollocks.

I'm going to send her a letter of congratulations for standing up to the pr*ck.

pc7

Oh lads I think we may get spoiled today!!!!!!


I'm a lass and assuming genders, go figure lol

I NEED a red ferrari. Where's the link to that website

jay0109

Brilliant. We need another homeless charity in Dublin, there's definitely not enough of them

Sir Oxman

pc7 wrote: »

In this day and age, go through, would you give over Maeve, really bad example for the LGBTQ community, me me me me me

There's an unreal amount of that about - that's why I always stay away.

SEPT 23 1989

another business getting attacked

Mena Mitty

dvcireland wrote: »

i bet she wears lee or wrangler jeans

...and Dealer boots to compliment the look.

PieOhMy

Deleted User wrote: »

I NEED a red ferrari. Where's the link to that website

Is this related to the much talked about ferrari scam caller?

McGinniesta

Whats wrong with this wan?

Odyssey 2005

McDermotX wrote: »

Well done Rosie.

I'll make a note of your business next time I'm in de market.




Meabh can bite me bollocks.

She doesn't like sausage

ButtersSuki

pc7 wrote: »

Oh lads I think we may get spoiled today!!!!!!


I'm a lass and assuming genders, go figure lol

WHOY? Can you not check yourself?

SEPT 23 1989

why didn't she let him stay at her house

Atlantic Dawn

You normally need a security deposit of a credit card, was she willing to put that on the line for the stay too?

PieOhMy

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

why didn't she let him stay at her house

He cud warm her up if shes so cold

dvcireland

this wan is so busy, she can ring joe

#cashinhand hairdresser

McGinniesta

self important geebag

DoctorEdgeWild

'Well I'm a hairdresser...'

If I was the hotel person, I'd be hanging up at that point.

SEPT 23 1989

he said he wasn't running a homeless shelter

what's the issue here?

pc7

Charideeee doesn't count unless you can put it on Facebuk Joe

Odyssey 2005

Homeless... what does that mean ?.

He really is a fukin dose

Sir Oxman

'I live at home with my mother'
You're not homeless so caller

DoctorEdgeWild

McGinniesta wrote: »

self important geebag

Ahhh, love that expression. Been living away too long. Classic.

tupenny

Hard earned money

That's our Joe

dvcireland

hairdresser has plenty of cash after ppu and nixers

ButtersSuki

McGinniesta wrote: »

self important geebag

Is Maeve still on? I'm on a call..........