Christmas DEADLINE spells death knell of Covid: Yuletide Liveline

Mervyn Skidmore

"She was wearing a man's suit"

TheHomeService

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Herr Duffy will do this tomorrow in Nolan's in Clontarf. Except the person in front of him will only have a pint of milk, and then Noel Kelly will ring the Irish Sun to say he paid for a week's shopping.

That's a great shout!

Sir Oxman

'Full set of hair'

SEPT 23 1989

good build with a full set of hair

chewbacca?

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I'd take offence to it.

I doubt she'd do it for me. Stocking up on booze for Christmas.

"Good build" so well fed then?

Orwellmerchant

Wait was she a girl, as in under 18 years old....or a woman in her 30s/40s as you described?

Odyssey 2005

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Not "de mot"?

Auto correct.:(

2smiggy

'5 foot 10 , well built , with a nice coat Joe, and a full head of hair !!'

ButtersSuki

PsychoPete wrote: »

Does de wife have a name?

Shadden or Jacinta are my bets.

Flukey

"Well Joe, it was a few years ago. I was just about to do me shoppin' in Lidl in Tallaght. Suddenly this woman walked up to me and said 'I'll pay for the fuel in your JCB.' "

PieOhMy

Mervyn Skidmore wrote: »

"She was wearing a man's suit"

All her money couldnt fit in her small pockets

Orwellmerchant

Whats a good build????

Odyssey 2005

What side were her buttons?

PsychoPete

If she done that to me, I'd have ran her out of the shop

ButtersSuki

TheHomeService wrote: »

That's a great shout!

I'm not new here.

shearforce

Whacker's description of yer one

5' 10"
Good build
Full set of hair
Good coat


Lol

Mervyn Skidmore

Orwellmerchant wrote: »

Whats a good build????

Phwwoooaarr.

Sir Oxman

Sir Oxman wrote: »

'Full set of hair'

Did she have all her own teeth?

LOL @ Whacker #2.

Got his shopping paid for and he paid it forward by buying his neighbour a scratchcard.

cozar

Must keep an eye out for her, Xmas shopping looms.

Odyssey 2005

PsychoPete wrote: »

Careful now

Whoy Whoy

TheHomeService

This one sounds like Enid, Joe's accountant friend from Ranelagh.

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

It's ore the length of the sleeves of the shirt compared to the suit jacket............horrendous faux pas so to speak.

Some people could throw a potato sack over their shoulders and look quite dashing.
Joe, however, has the opposite gift.

Mervyn Skidmore

Aldi Newlands Cross is filling up quickly.

PieOhMy

Joe checking out de ladies arse it would seem

Orwellmerchant

Do you always look at back pockets?

TheHomeService

"Is da whoy women carry dere fones in dere back pockets"

Joe's been ogling women's arses.

Del.Monte

Pocket billiards now.

Dan Jaman

Rhoda loves getting her hands into mens' cord pockets.

Oooeerrr...

PieOhMy

Joe is reading something but doesnt tell us what he is reading from.

Ally Dick

And Rhoda's best friend Brenda does the voice of Marge Simpson

ButtersSuki

I feel like I have taken some hallucinogens today and have entered The Twilight Zone.

PsychoPete

Womens jeans are tighter because of their lovely bottoms

TheHomeService

I'd say the wonderful June Rogers could carry a phone shop in her back pockets.

PsychoPete

PsychoPete wrote: »

Womens jeans are tighter because of their lovely bottoms

I doubt Maeve has a lovely bottom.

StreetLight

PsychoPete wrote: »

Womens jeans are tighter because of their lovely bottoms

Careful now.

djemba djemba

Any pockets on a billiards table would make it bad billiards table Joe.

TheHomeService

TheHomeService wrote: »

I'd say the wonderful June Rogers could carry a phone shop in her back pockets.

Shur thats how she made money before she got the panto gig.

PsychoPete

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I doubt Maeve has a lovely bottom.

An arse like a bag of washing

Flukey

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Some people could throw a potato sack over their shoulders and look quite dashing.
Joe, however, has the opposite gift.

Putting it over his head does help.

woejus

PsychoPete wrote: »

An arse like a bag of washing

a face like a burst couch

PieOhMy

Is it me or has is rambling gotten worse lately?

TheHomeService

Christmas sherry has already been consumed, I bet.

PieOhMy

This caller is drunk?

PsychoPete

StreetLight wrote: »

Careful now.

Of course they all have lovely bottoms

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Defin-EYE-telly on twodaze show:

• Stupid puns CHECK
• Faux sympathy and concern from the host CHECK
• A load of auld guff CHECK
• At least one death CHECK
• Silly giggling from de host CHECK

.

And that's a full house for me now!

Roger_007

Was the money ‘hot’? Sotospeak!

Ally Dick

She's had a few sherbets

PieOhMy

The money to buy a new even was burnt in the oven?

Mervyn Skidmore

It tastes better the next day, reheated money.

sligojoek

Afternoon all. I missed the start. Looks like it's worth a listen back.

I see he's in full eejit mode now.