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Signs you are dealing with a 'Rooter'

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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,224 ✭✭✭Ubbquittious


    I called to a rooter today and yes, he was still milking at 10am


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,222 ✭✭✭Grueller


    20silkcut wrote: »
    I’d agree with that. When I’m mowing silage or doing anything pto related I never have the radio on much and all as I’d like to. I know a truck driver who says the very same . Your ears are very important with machinery.
    I have become an expert at stopping my tractor dead at the first sound of chugging when the diesel gets low. Have not had air lock in years. Touch wood. Couldn’t do that with a radio blaring.

    I have a diesel gauge. No airlock in years either.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,426 ✭✭✭FintanMcluskey


    Grueller wrote: »
    I have a diesel gauge. No airlock in years either.

    Wouldn’t like relying on using the chugging method crossing the main Dublin road


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,466 ✭✭✭J.O. Farmer


    Grueller wrote: »
    I have a diesel gauge. No airlock in years either.

    You mean a piece of wavin pipe to dip into the tank before starting the days work.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,222 ✭✭✭Grueller


    You mean a piece of wavin pipe to dip into the tank before starting the days work.

    No actually have a 4000 here that is 48 years old and feck all else works, but the diesel gauge does.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭vincenzolorenzo


    Why do they call straw bales hay bales on that program?

    I'd love to know the answer to that. Wrecks my head :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭Say my name


    I'd love to know the answer to that. Wrecks my head :D

    I've heard a professor call chopped straw - stubble.
    So I wouldn't get too head wrecked. :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,262 ✭✭✭Figerty


    Grueller wrote: »
    No actually have a 4000 here that is 48 years old and feck all else works, but the diesel gauge does.

    They are great gauges.. mine still works as well.. No lights etc..


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,589 ✭✭✭20silkcut


    Grueller wrote: »
    I have a diesel gauge. No airlock in years either.

    To me the Diesel gauge is only advisory. I can and do ,more often than I should , stay going long after it says empty. I suppose this is my inner rooter coming out.
    Definitely don’t recommend it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    When you're spreading slurry for a rooter every load will have an object that causes a blockage. Today I've seen beet, pieces of car tyres, timber posts, plastic shoes for cows, balls of silage wrap and big lumps of strawy dung.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,798 ✭✭✭mr.stonewall


    When you're spreading slurry for a rooter every load will have an object that causes a blockage. Today I've seen beet, pieces of car tyres, timber posts, plastic shoes for cows, balls of silage wrap and big lumps of strawy dung.
    Wait for the day the rooter will have to use a macerator


  • Registered Users Posts: 29,595 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    When you're spreading slurry for a rooter every load will have an object that causes a blockage. Today I've seen beet, pieces of car tyres, timber posts, plastic shoes for cows, balls of silage wrap and big lumps of strawy dung.

    My dad was telling me years ago he was one of the first farmers in the area to get a slurry tanker. It was 700 gallons or something. These farmers asked him to come over to spread for them. When he got there the cows were knee deep in crap eating at the silage pit. He asked where the tank was. They pointed at the silage pit. They said it was explained to them that a vacuum tanker was like a Hoover and would suck up all the muck. He got them to push it all into a corner and he slowly took a few loads out of it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,826 ✭✭✭✭Danzy


    When you're spreading slurry for a rooter every load will have an object that causes a blockage. Today I've seen beet, pieces of car tyres, timber posts, plastic shoes for cows, balls of silage wrap and big lumps of strawy dung.

    I'd like it noted that it was only one load and it was my library card that blocked the out pipe.

    On the plus I figured out Where my wallet went the previous year.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭kerryjack


    We have a new rooter, horse trainer Gordon Elliott sitting on a dead horse and talking a call. I don't see the big fuss in it myself.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,667 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    Rooters have gone international, but this one is more deserving of a Darwin award;

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/feb/27/rooster-fitted-with-blade-for-cockfight-kills-its-owner-in-india

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



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    whelan2 wrote: »
    My dad was telling me years ago he was one of the first farmers in the area to get a slurry tanker. It was 700 gallons or something. These farmers asked him to come over to spread for them. When he got there the cows were knee deep in crap eating at the silage pit. He asked where the tank was. They pointed at the silage pit. They said it was explained to them that a vacuum tanker was like a Hoover and would suck up all the muck. He got them to push it all into a corner and he slowly took a few loads out of it.
    Perhaps it was easier to get away with being a rooter years ago when stock and produce was worth more?

    I think the best cure / way back for a rooter is some class of a daily planner or whiteboard or something like that.

    How many jobs can I actually do in a day and get a few things sorted each day that way.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,319 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    blue5000 wrote: »
    Rooters have gone international, but this one is more deserving of a Darwin award;

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/feb/27/rooster-fitted-with-blade-for-cockfight-kills-its-owner-in-india

    Chicken Karma.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,994 ✭✭✭SuperTortoise


    blue5000 wrote: »
    Rooters have gone international, but this one is more deserving of a Darwin award;

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/feb/27/rooster-fitted-with-blade-for-cockfight-kills-its-owner-in-india


    Leading contender for the Darwin award 2021 for sure!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,798 ✭✭✭mr.stonewall


    blue5000 wrote: »
    Rooters have gone international, but this one is more deserving of a Darwin award;

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/feb/27/rooster-fitted-with-blade-for-cockfight-kills-its-owner-in-india
    A major cock up


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,262 ✭✭✭Figerty


    blue5000 wrote: »
    Rooters have gone international, but this one is more deserving of a Darwin award;

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/feb/27/rooster-fitted-with-blade-for-cockfight-kills-its-owner-in-india

    Rooster,,, not Rooter....wrong thread... :)


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,667 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    Figerty wrote: »
    Rooster,,, not Rooter....wrong thread... :)

    Only 1 extra 'S':rolleyes:

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,387 ✭✭✭tractorporn


    I got sent a video this eve of an auld lad shovelling sand in the passenger door of a 02 Fiesta and its a strong contender for rooter of the year. I can't figure out how to upload it tho


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,890 ✭✭✭Bullocks


    I got sent a video this eve of an auld lad shovelling sand in the passenger door of a 02 Fiesta and its a strong contender for rooter of the year. I can't figure out how to upload it tho

    Easy to shovel it in but it's would be a hoor to get it all out again


  • Posts: 6,192 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Bullocks wrote: »
    Easy to shovel it in but it's would be a hoor to get it all out again

    Not.....if you have shovelled it,onto an opened out fertilizer bag....just lift corners and pour it out








    Ive said too much :-/


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,994 ✭✭✭SuperTortoise


    Bullocks wrote: »
    Easy to shovel it in but it's would be a hoor to get it all out again


    Circular saw! The bonus being it would leave in in a nice neat pile on top of a steel plate for further transportation purposes ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭mayota


    I got sent a video this eve of an auld lad shovelling sand in the passenger door of a 02 Fiesta and its a strong contender for rooter of the year. I can't figure out how to upload it tho

    Just saw it there now on TikTok.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    Would putting 15W40 engine oil into the backend of a tractor just to get the feeding work done after bursting a hydraulic hose on a Sunday morning be classed as rooting?
    I just witnessed this about an hour ago. He couldn't source 20 litres of suitable oil. He used a screw on hose joiner on a fairly shook pipe to get him going but says he'll drain the oil and get new hose tomorrow.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,953 ✭✭✭amacca


    Would putting 15W40 engine oil into the backend of a tractor just to get the feeding work done after bursting a hydraulic hose on a Sunday morning be classed as rooting?
    I just witnessed this about an hour ago. He couldn't source 20 litres of suitable oil. He used a screw on hose joiner on a fairly shook pipe to get him going but says he'll drain the oil and get new hose tomorrow.

    If he does nothing tomorrow and continues to work away then he's a probably a rooter

    If you drop back in a couple of years and you see a load more hose joiners then he's definitely a rooter


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,667 ✭✭✭maidhc


    Would putting 15W40 engine oil into the backend of a tractor just to get the feeding work done after bursting a hydraulic hose on a Sunday morning be classed as rooting?
    I just witnessed this about an hour ago. He couldn't source 20 litres of suitable oil. He used a screw on hose joiner on a fairly shook pipe to get him going but says he'll drain the oil and get new hose tomorrow.

    If it’s a ford you can put more or less anything in.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,803 ✭✭✭older by the day


    maidhc wrote: »
    If it’s a ford you can put more or less anything in.

    Ya an old Ford or Massey would be fine. I changed the oil in a mf35 one time. She was letting in water in the backend for years. It was pure yellow ****e. How it ran I don't know. I had a Ford 66, and the oil got so thick it wouldn't come out the plug hole. But the modern tractor, I'd walk a hundred miles for a jug of proper oil before I would put in the wrong stuff


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