Yokes alone

Hellotonever

Love is the key to happiness.

Yuser.

Love is the key to wealth

Kylta

Love is the drug I've been thinking off

I'm all out of love.

OOnegative

The love that’s all around me and so the feeling grows.

JeffKenna

I feel it in my fingers

bnt

Sure, now try and find some. Maybe Tesco will have a 2-for-1 special on Love in January.

Kylta

Love is strange

McGinniesta

I prefer masturbation, beer and gambling.

JeffKenna

McGinniesta wrote: »

I prefer masturbation, beer and gambling.

Cocaine and hookers for me

punisher5112

Money the be all and end all of all happiness or is that coke

Church on Tuesday

Yokes are very important, you want to consume the whole egg really for optimum protein intake.

Don't hate on yokes.

Kylta

Church on Tuesday wrote: »

Yokes are very important, you want to consume the whole egg really for optimum protein intake.

Don't hate on yokes.

Yokes should be punished with a pokes

punisher5112

Any yokes?

COVID

And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make

Dramatik

Yokes in the morning,
Yokes in the evening,
Yokes when you don't want no sleeping,

There's nothing like a good old dirty yoke,
They don't cost an arm or a leg, like the coke,

Careful now,
You're chewing your eyebrow,
Remember we still have to get home somehow,

Jesus lad, you're high as a plane...
Wait.. what the f**k were we talking about again?

punisher5112

Matt Damon

The Mighty Quinn

Went through an experimentation phase in my mid-late 20s. I tried ecstasy for first time. Had a ball. Decided I'd buy loads of it, so I did. Used to take one or two at night listening to music. Fabulous relaxing experiences.

Then one night my drug fuelled mind remembered I'd a drawer full of these wonderful little pills, so off I went and took a few more and a few more.

Fast forward to the next day where I feel lucky to have survived.

My clothes were like I was swimming they were so wet from sweat. My whole body was red and angry looking from severe heat rash. It was an icy night and I had went for a long walk. I reckon the cold probably saved me from a nasty fate. My head was fuzzy for weeks, I was worried I'd done irreversible damage. Maybe I have yet.

Either way, that was 2013, I'm older and wiser now and wouldn't recommend a solo flight to anyone!

bodhrandude

I find no point in taking them at the moment, no nightclubs or pubs for that matter and no festivals this year and possibly next year now too.

Robsweezie

is macauley culkin coming back for this one yeah?

McGinniesta

Dublin GAA stomping country folk is a nice added bonus