Your line is weak but your point is strong: Liveline from 10th January

Odyssey 2005 · 19-01-2021 3:59pm

Stair rods caller

Odyssey 2005 · 19-01-2021 4:00pm

15.00 fook off

Mena Mitty · 19-01-2021 4:00pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Joe wants to talk about gastroenteritis.

The twins must never have had it.

19-01-2021 4:01pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I have a cure for headaches so to speak.

Dat can cause a shocking sudden massive throbbing headache with de sudden rush of blood.

golondrinas · 19-01-2021 4:01pm

One of our local characters got a visit from a friend. He had a three bar fire on, the room was roasting.
Jaysus your electricity bill says the friend. Ah not to worry it’s not mine I borrowed it from the woman next door. Margarets story of electric fires reminded me of that.

19-01-2021 4:02pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Dat can cause a shocking sudden massive throbbing headache with de sudden rush of blood.

You might like the sudden rush of blood.

19-01-2021 4:03pm

Mena Mitty wrote: »

The twins must never have had it.

Jaysus he was lucky if all 3 of dem didn't have it together, 3 spray cans for 2 pairs of hands to deal with.

Odyssey 2005 · 19-01-2021 4:04pm

Deleted User wrote: »

You might like the sudden rush of blood.

:eek::eek:. Trying to seduce a mod :pac:

19-01-2021 4:05pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

You might like the sudden rush of blood.

Not when it goes de wrong way to de head, wan can only scream out at de top of wan's voyis. It's much more common phenomenon dan peepul will care to admit.

Mena Mitty · 19-01-2021 4:08pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Jaysus he was lucky if all 3 of dem didn't have it together, 3 spray cans for 2 pairs of hands to deal with.

By all accounts he should be an expert.

19-01-2021 5:43pm

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

:eek::eek:. Trying to seduce a mod :pac:

She a durt bird anyway

19-01-2021 6:38pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

She a durt bird anyway

De contagion hasn't been ruled out yet, so to speak.

ButtersSuki · 19-01-2021 8:47pm

Deleted User wrote: »

"A kettle of worms"

400k a year folks.

I know better than to ask “did he really say that?”.
:rolleyes:

thesandeman · 19-01-2021 11:39pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I know better than to ask “did he really say that?”.
:rolleyes:

He sure did.
I've a similar condition to SligoJoe at the moment except it's in my shoulder so to speak and I made it worse when I rolled over to look at the radio when he said it.

Atlantic Dawn · 19-01-2021 11:54pm

Will it be a full show tomorrow or will the tail end be spliced in to de Biden inauguration?

glenfieldman · 20-01-2021 1:07am

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Will it be a full show tomorrow or will the tail end be spliced in to de Biden inauguration?

That at 4pm
Id say Farcy will be dropped for it

Odyssey 2005 · 20-01-2021 2:36am

glenfieldman wrote: »

That at 4pm
Id say Farcy will be dropped for it

From a very tall building I hope

sligojoek · 20-01-2021 3:47am

thesandeman wrote: »

He sure did.
I've a similar condition to SligoJoe at the moment except it's in my shoulder so to speak and I made it worse when I rolled over to look at the radio when he said it.

What happened you?

I'm almost back to normal since. That "click" did the trick this afternoon. I instinctively reached up to move my hair out of my eye and it clicked back in. De paaaaaiiiin before and just after that was off the scale. Still a bit tender but nowhere as bad as last night. no medication required bar a drop of whiskey. Doctor SJ says "No work till Monday."

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Will it be a full show tomorrow or will the tail end be spliced in to de Biden inauguration?

Are you new here? The mudders and babbies will get the short shrift.

sligojoek · 20-01-2021 4:00am

BPKS wrote: »

Times are obviously tough up in Sligo.

Just hope you got well paid Joe.

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

sligojoek wrote: »

Check out the lyrics of The Old Main Drag by the Pogues.

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Will do. It sounded familiar.

I thought the caller started the call with......'before the days of he males and shemales' I may have picked him up wrong.

The Old Main Drag
The Pogues

When I first came to London I was only sixteen
With a fiver in my pocket and my ole dancing bag
I went down to the dilly to check out the scene
And I soon ended up on the old main drag
There the he-males and the she-males paraded in style
And the old man with the money would flash you a smile
In the dark of an alley you'd work for a five
For a swift one off the wrist down on the old main drag

In the cold winter nights the old town it was chill
But there were boys in the cafes who'd give you cheap pills
If you didn't have the money you'd cajole or you'd beg
There was always lots of tuinol on the old main drag

One evening as I was lying down by Leicester Square
I was picked up by the coppers and kicked in the balls
Between the metal doors at Vine Street I was beaten and mauled
And they ruined my good looks for the old main drag

In the tube station the old ones who were on the way out
Would dribble and vomit and grovel and shout
And the coppers would come along and push them about
And I wished I could escape from the old main drag.

And now I'm lying here I've had too much booze
I've been spat on and shat on and raped and abused
I know that I am dying and I wish I could beg
For some money to take me from the old main drag

Source: Musixmatch

Songwriters: Shane Patrick Lysaght MacGowan

thesandeman · 20-01-2021 8:19am

sligojoek wrote: »

What happened you?

Don't know. It was throbbing when I woke up on Sunday. Haven't been able to raise my arm or lie on my left side since. It feels like what I imagine a trapped nerve might be.
It doesn't feel too bad this morning but I haven't moved much yet.

ButtersSuki · 20-01-2021 11:00am

thesandeman wrote: »

Don't know. It was throbbing when I woke up.

dvcireland · 20-01-2021 1:30pm

I've aortiral fibulation listening to you Joe

ButtersSuki · 20-01-2021 1:36pm

dvcireland wrote: »

I've aortiral fibulation listening to you Joe

Was he on early?

dvcireland · 20-01-2021 1:38pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Was he on early?

no just heard an ad for this complaint

sligojoek · 20-01-2021 1:42pm

Donald trump finishing at 5.00.

Talking live to one of his allies.

259 minutes left in office.

M&B homes. Discrepancies.

Clip from yesterday. A prod.

Joe read the report.

Parents of Special needs kids bereft and broken.

dvcireland · 20-01-2021 1:42pm

1) inundated with drunk yanks today?

2) more mudder and babby homes - wuz the report printed in Germany?

3) i lost concentration to hear rest

20-01-2021 1:43pm

thesandeman wrote: »

Don't know. It was throbbing when I woke up on Sunday. Haven't been able to raise my arm or lie on my left side since. It feels like what I imagine a trapped nerve might be.
It doesn't feel too bad this morning but I haven't moved much yet.

Professor Catmaniac suggests you might possibly have a trapped nerve from between your cervical spinal vertebrae. Might need to get a neck MRI if it doesn't resolve.

dvcireland · 20-01-2021 1:44pm

Ronan Collins having a bad day wrong birthdays / wrong tracks lined up

ButtersSuki · 20-01-2021 1:46pm

dvcireland wrote: »

Ronan Collins having a bad day wrong birthdays / wrong tracks lined up

D'Arcy producing today?

sligojoek · 20-01-2021 1:46pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Professor Catmaniac suggests you might possibly have a trapped nerve from between your cervical spinal vertebrae. Might need to get a neck MRI if it doesn't resolve.

They are not a person with a cervix

20-01-2021 1:49pm

sligojoek wrote: »

They are not a person with a cervix

De cervical vertebrae do be de wans dat attach de head to de body so to speak.

sligojoek · 20-01-2021 1:50pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

De cervical vertebrae do be de wans dat attach de head to de body so to speak.

I KNOW THAT

I KNOW THAT

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20-01-2021 2:25pm

Whoy don't de men on dis thread who do be ailing not submit themselves to having def particulars examined... exception being ButtersSuki who has easy access to de probing an dat? What is it with men?

Of course Covid has put a spanner in de works and has provided a veritable excuse.

ButtersSuki · 20-01-2021 2:31pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Whoy don't de men on dis thread who do be ailing not submit themselves to having def particulars examined... exception being ButtersSuki who has easy access to de probing an dat? What is it with men?

Of course Covid has put a spanner in de works and has provided a veritable excuse.

Because of DE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Odyssey 2005 · 20-01-2021 2:44pm

sligojoek wrote: »

Donald trump finishing at 5.00.

Talking live to one of his allies.

259 minutes left in office.

M&B homes. Discrepancies.

Clip from yesterday. A prod.

Joe read the report.

Parents of Special needs kids bereft and broken.

What..! Joe read the report !. He never mentioned that