Your line is weak but your point is strong: Liveline from 10th January

statto25

A lama or a dog?

Odyssey 2005

zell12 wrote: »

Audi lawyers on line 2

Fast ones ?

piplip87

Her son works with Accord windows. She's also a director

PieOhMy

Young fellas afraid of dogs is the sum of Joe's knowledge

A bewwwwglar alarm dat goes woof woof woof woof...

McGinniesta

McGinniesta wrote: »

It's now at the stage where we have to tell homeowners to lock their doors at noght. What is wrong with people?

Straight out of that D'Unbelievables sketch

"Lads, we're blue in the face telling ye, lock up the doors and windows before ye go to bed. Ye come down to us then 'oh wheres me stuff, how can I get it back?', sure we don't know."

gmisk

"Cord windows?"

Sure that's your issue, sure anyone could get through a Window made of cords

sligojoek

Ten Pin wrote: »

Ah here, this is just free ads for door and alarm companies, or else it's more fearmongering from RTE, probably both.

BINGO

McGinniesta

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

We're at the stage where people are advised not to dry their animals in a microwave

Indeed. There's a darwin award waiting for that pet owner

BPKS

piplip87 wrote: »

Her son works with Accord windows. She's also a director

Now that deserves a WOW

statto25

zell12 wrote: »

Audi lawyers on line 2

High Powered Audi Lawyers caller?

davehey79

this poor woman the humanity having her back door so to speak smashed in so to speak

Flukey

This is like "The Home School Hub" for burglars.

McGinniesta

Deleted User wrote: »

A raging boner you mean.

Indeed. I'd say its gone whopper

zell12

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Fast ones ?

You're on foyre today, caller

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

A bewwwwglar alarm dat goes woof woof woof woof...

Not unknown, caller.

tupenny

Omg!! We would all love to travelðŸ™႒

gmisk

[Deleted User] wrote: »

A bewwwwglar alarm dat goes woof woof woof woof...

My mum had one of those devices that made it look like you had the TV on all the time (it wasn't an actual TV before anyone replies lol)....bizarre

PieOhMy

Its coz of where you sre situated alright. Dublin is an unadulterated kip.

CH3OH

Solicitor representing Audi on line 2 ... wants to say " other high power cars are available and used by scrotes"

dvcireland

Deleted User wrote: »

Amazing de know-how librarians may have

about durty customers leaving bodily fluids in the centre pages of thee bukes and dat

igCorcaigh

No pressure.

McGinniesta

Deleted User wrote: »

Straight out of that D'Unbelievables sketch

"Lads, we're blue in the face telling ye, lock up the doors and windows before ye go to bed. Ye come down to us then 'oh wheres me stuff, how can I get it back?', sure we don't know."

Ye may as well make tay for 'em

Flukey

"Geraldine, lots of people admiring your wisdom".

We know Joe, we can hear that half the country has texted her.

ButtersSuki

piplip87 wrote: »

Glass windows break easily.

A few years ago we had a caller on who was asking for all patio doors to have a big X in black so to speak placed on them because he walked into the door shattering his knee and the glass itself so to speak. I'm not making that up.

igCorcaigh

Move over NPHET

Odyssey 2005

Bout time the HSE topped something

dvcireland

covid-19 does'nt affect island nations

J.Duffy

zell12

She talks a serious amount of sense

tupenny

Thanks for Geraldine service #gero #liveline

ButtersSuki

dvcireland wrote: »

covid-19 does'nt affect island nations

J.Duffy

And sure even if it comes here no-one will die from it.

dvcireland

ButtersSuki wrote: »

A few years ago we had a caller on who was asking for all patio doors to have a big X in black so to speak placed on them because he walked into the door shattering his knee and the glass itself so to speak. I'm not making that up.

was it noel v ginnity

gmisk

gmisk wrote: »

My mum had one of those devices that made it look like you had the TV on all the time (it wasn't an actual TV before anyone replies lol)....bizarre

Would give the impression people are up and about in de house.... go next door instead.

zell12

Who broke into the local tennis courts?
have they no shame

Wasnt there a guy on one time invented a secure door or lock or something that he names after Madeleine McCann?

ButtersSuki

zell12 wrote: »

She talks a serious amount of sense

Joe will appoint her as CMO before 3 if she stays on de line dat long.

BringBackMick

I think Geraldine wants a police state

McGinniesta

dvcireland wrote: »

was it noel v ginnity

His knees dont reach that high

shearforce

zell12 wrote: »

She talks a serious amount of sense

She's class. No bull**** compared to some of the absolute head melts he has on.

Atlantic Dawn

Is it time to have 1 handgun per house?

BPKS

What I've learned today is that if the burglars don't get you then Covid most definitely will

Roger_007

Jaysus, Geraldine is some motormouth?

igCorcaigh

Anyone die?

PieOhMy

They broke in to a tennis court?

Joe burping into the mic there

BringBackMick

How dare they go for walks in de parks

Dan Jaman

zell12 wrote: »

Who broke into the local tennis courts?
have they no shame

De Bad bad badminton bstads.

gmisk

Broke into the local tennis court...

Was it the woman who was on liveline who setup a tennis court for her daughter on a communal green I wonder....

Odyssey 2005

dvcireland wrote: »

covid-19 does'nt affect island nations

J.Duffy

C.V 19 caller

2smiggy

any under powered Audi's ??

zell12

Joe does not have a dog