Your line is weak but your point is strong: Liveline from 10th January

sligojoek

I've enough of her now.

dvcireland

a lot of people leave the radio on as a deterent..ray darcy is particularly affective

generalgerry

If they had broke in to Joe's house, he would have looked forward to writing the book of his own death.

BPKS

Fluffy to add to pets of the pandemic

sligojoek

I've enough of her now

Another pet of de pandemic. 16 year old cat named Fluffy. Still alive.

2smiggy

another animal of the pandemic , Fluffy da cat

gmisk

Pets of the pandemic!!!
Fluffy - Alive and well

Odyssey 2005

:)

TheHomeService

Fluffy can be added to the Pets of De Pandemic, so to speak.

sligojoek

Fluffy the cat

Dan Jaman

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Is it time to have 1 handgun per house?

I find crossbows are sufficiently lethal.

BringBackMick

Ah what's she called

ButtersSuki

igCorcaigh wrote: »

Anyone die?

I'm about to, from boredom.

McGinniesta

Thank god that's over

BringBackMick

oh yes

ButtersSuki

Fluffy the cat, another one for the list.

PieOhMy

Pets of the pandemic:
Murphy
Brando
Buttsy
Topsy (A rabbit)
Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)
Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS!  Divoc
Bailey
BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)
Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)
Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)
Snuggie - dognapped
Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged
Charlie - HARLEY?!?!
Johnny O - A boat
Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot
Ruby - sits in the foire engine
Jojo and Fergus - both girls?
Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.
Lunatic Soup aka Kelp
Dukey Dog?
Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.
Benji Senior (Josh)
Taz - The CPR chiwawa
Holly - cat
Oisin- an madra marabh
An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people
An unnamed rat the size of a small car
Princess - dog (what's his name)
Prince - of peace. A small little lovely dog we hope has many years ahead. But is 15 years old and not heading for Lour-des.
Annabel- 35 year old donkey
Daisy - a little yaris with a little face that you wrap your arms around (Joe's words)
Unnamed Kitten - on the loose in Eyre square chased down by a trained solider
Unnamed Big German Shepard - AWOL
Rocky/Spud - Confident sun glasses wearing golf player
German shepherds, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation
Cats, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation
Fluffly - spoiled 16 year old cat, great company as is her owner

bigroad

Unless her cat is a Lion it's no use.

gmisk

I was tempted to make an "are you being served?" pussy joke but I won't...

generalgerry

Yer wan's posh voice on the COVID19 ad is just ridiculous.

generalgerry

generalgerry wrote: »

If they had broke in to Joe's house, he would have looked forward to writing the book of his own death.

He's already partly written dat. After Marian died he spoke about his coffin being carried by the three twins with his wife following.

dvcireland

ffs i used to thread the boards of the gate and the abbey, now i'm doing cv 19 ads

Atlantic Dawn

Dan Jaman wrote: »

I find crossbows are sufficiently lethal.

Pity Lidl don't do them with the specials on Thursdays, lol. Would be great to take out the driver of the high powered Audi with an arrow from your front bedroom through his windscreen.

TheHomeService

Joe: "What's de cat's name"

Caller: "Fluffy. She's great company".

Joe: "As are you, caller"

Jesus.

bigroad

bigroad wrote: »

Unless her cat is a Lion it's no use.

Mine can bite backs of legs.

Odyssey 2005

Salt-o-de-eert hussie

gmisk

"Young woman were billeteted!?!"

I am guessing that is a sexual thing so to speak

ButtersSuki

generalgerry wrote: »

Yer wan's posh voice on the COVID19 ad is just ridiculous.

Esp. when you consider she's a 14 year old from the Southside.

PieOhMy

I'm off. Joe's own interests being served again on a caller driven show.

TheHomeService

Deleted User wrote: »

He's already partly written dat. After Marian died he spoke about his coffin being carried by the three twins with his wife following.

Speaking from recent experience, the coffin would be a bit lobsided if only the three twins were carrying it.

shearforce

McGinniesta wrote: »

Thank god that's over

Well, now we'll have a month of mother and baby homes to enjoy

Odyssey 2005

PieOhMy wrote: »

I'm off. Joe's own interests being served again on a caller driven show.

Hold the lift ...

dvcireland

bleeding hell, compo claim incoming

McGinniesta

I cant listen to this

TheHomeService

More Modrin Slavery stories until 3 o'clock, I'd say.

sligojoek

Not this sh1te again.

BPKS

Well done for not letting the furniture fall on you She La

readyletsgo

dvcireland wrote: »

ffs i used to thread the boards of the gate and the abbey, now i'm doing cv 19 ads

Lol, its a very patronizing ad isn't it.

Someone on here last week said, sounds like a 'Mother Superior' giving out to all the bold/annoying public/children. Cant get that out of my head every time I here her pox voice now.

gmisk

What colour was da chesterfield suite?

CH3OH

generalgerry wrote: »

Yer wan's posh voice on the COVID19 ad is just ridiculous.

Is she from Glenroe MaryPlunkett... still getting the aul bit of work

shearforce

TheHomeService wrote: »

More Modrin Slavery stories until 3 o'clock, I'd say.

There's a month of this to come I'd say. Once this report comes out it'll be non stop

TheHomeService

gmisk wrote: »

What colour was da chesterfield suite?

Duffy will be searching for a furniture related pun.

igCorcaigh

Jeez, I'm going back to the Covid thread for the laughs.

gmisk

Ok stupid question where were her parents?
Did they throw her out?

generalgerry

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Esp. when you consider she's a 14 year old from the Southside.

She used to be married to Dick Moran.

TheHomeService

gmisk wrote: »

Ok stupid question where were her parents?
Did they throw her out?

Yes.

I sincerely hope that the families get some of the blame in the report.

Roger_007

I think I’ve heard enough stories about Dear Auld Ireland of The Hundred Thousand Welcomes.
Let’s just acknowledge that it was a nasty vicious unforgiving place full of hypocrites and craw-thumpers and just leave it at that.

jetfiremuck

Joe piling it on....slept on a horsehair mattress.......no sheets.....moving chesterfields suites...what colour was the sofa

McGinniesta

When I was 19 I thought my head was going to explode with horniness when I saw a bit of skirt.