RTE Radio 1: The Ryan Tubridy Show

ButtersSuki

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119115623#Comment_119115623

Well he got to see it at a preview screening months ago so has to pay for that in constant plugging now.

ButtersSuki

STOP DOING ACCENTS FFS YOU MUPPET.

dvcireland

i worked with a guy who ate garlic chips 2 to three times a week for lunch...I would'nt mind but he was already an obnoxious prick.

dvcireland

Conan O'Brien Klaxon.

Dempo1

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119115689#Comment_119115689

🤣🤣

CH3OH

Let's have more chips

A robot could read the emails better than Ryan and wouldn't need extended holiday breaks due to exhaustion

dvcireland

Wexford's Man for All Seasons

Dempo1

I'm just surprised Tubs would even be seen in a Chipper, he'd be required to Pick and choose (Actually make a Decision) , can you imagine the Q as he trys to decide between a snack box, Right or Left Breast of Kentucky fried chicken, actually even saying the word breast, god forbid he'd ask for a battered Sausage 🙄

dvcireland

Todays Quiz;

How many women did JFK ride ?

Bellbottoms

First time catching the show in a few weeks.

Who is this guy and why is he on the show. An into would be nice Ryan.

Is he talking about illness?

dvcireland

is this the kind of schtick he sold the Americans:

it would appear it is:

StevenToast

This is how i feel when i listen to Tubridy.....

elperello

Seems RT is not the only one thinking about a takeaway.

https://www.rte.ie/tv/audience-participation/2022/0512/1297655-the-takeaway/

You can nominate your local chipper, there might even be a free one and one in the deal.

Don't all rush together 🙂

Red Fred

It's Tubs birthday on Saturday. Am surprised that he hasn't dropped heavy hints about it so that he might be showered with gifts and cards from listeners and businesses.

Ash.J.Williams

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119110574#Comment_119110574

after that heartfelt section the producers left him notes on the jonny dep case to read out next which didn't fit at all, tubs gave up

ButtersSuki

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119117701#Comment_119117701

He absolutely did!

he “casually” (i.e. not) mentioned that Macca is playing in Orlando on Saturday night and how he’d “love” to go.

i know McCartney’s record company here has previously arranged for Tubs to not only go to gifs here in Ireland but also to intimate gigs in the UK for invited only audiences in money can’t buy events. I suspect his mention of the Orlando gig was a hint to “put my name on the guest list!” whilst simultaneously hoping Aer Lingus heard him mention Orlando enough to offer free flights too.

if he really wanted to go he could easily get a flight, accommodation, and a ticket for less than €1,500 - and I’m being generous there with that budget, you could do it a lot cheaper - but the multimillionaire doesn’t like to pay for anything himself - even chips.

elperello

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119117701#Comment_119117701

Weekend birthdays are pants.

No cards on the mat to look forward to.

ButtersSuki

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119118560#Comment_119118560

I’m sure he’ll get yours on Monday if you post it tomorrow.

Gen.Zhukov

Be easier to just slide it under the studio door in the morning and if it says lovely things about Ryan, he might just read it out on-air. What a treat.

I wonder who'll get to present the Takeaway show - Ms Lotto Ryan, dull as dishwater Baz, Ciara Kelly...the list is endless

mistersifter

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119115739#Comment_119115739

But you're forgetting one thing - going to the chipper is the most Irish thing in the world! Of course the Toyman does it several times per week!

He's also so accustomed to freebies he went into a chipper and, by his own admission, walked out without paying. 

Then he went into a restaurant and was told he would have to wait, so he left. Why didn't they kick some peasant off their table to accommodate the Toyman? Not very kind treating him like a normal punter.

Anyway, let's all eat more deep fried **** everyone. Follow this sound advice and you too can look as malnourished as the DLB. Don't worry about us having some of the highest obesity stats in the world. As long as you read books with gorgeous illustrations that you bought in a local book shop, you're allowed to have a child's palate and dismiss anything remotely healthy and never exert yourself physically.

D'arcy needs to have a word with him about eating his vegetables.

ButtersSuki

This is from the rte.ie website no less:

https://www.rte.ie/entertainment/2022/0526/1301319-late-late-show-ryan-tubridy-paul-mccartney/#:~:text=As%20he%20counts,One%2C%209%3A35pm

As he counts down to the Late Late Show's 60th birthday celebrations tonight, Ryan Tubridy has joked that his dream interview with Paul McCartney is "never going to happen".

Over his 13 seasons as host, Tubridy has made no secret of his biggest wish - and the build-up to Friday night's show has provided another opportunity to vent.

"I think his people have taken an injunction out against me and a protection order in case I actually land in a door in London and say, 'Please, would you come out and play?'" Tubridy laughed. "The fact is I'm a Beatles nut, I'm a McCartney guy."

"I've seen him nine times in concert," the presenter continued. "He has just made all this music that I buy - stuff that his kids wouldn't buy! Like, I've been very loyal to Paul, and I think Paul should start giving something back; not just to me personally, but to the people of Ireland! They need to see him on the show!"

An encounter backstage at a gig many years ago did not go according to plan...

"I was a disgrace," Tubridy lamented. "I fanboyed. I ended up tapping him on the shoulder, like, manically and he was kind of... I think he was looking around for security. I had a chicken sandwich before - so that was nice - I had bits of chicken in my teeth!

"And I was wearing an unforgivable shirt that looked like something out of Wall Street in the Eighties - but this was in the 2000s before a gig in Manchester.

"He didn't want pictures taken. I got a picture taken. Essentially, the picture is him going, 'Don't take the picture, please don't' - and I'm manically grinning with my chicken teeth going and he's kind of looking around for security!

"We have to talk this out, Paul!"

"So is it any wonder I can't get the man on the show? I don't blame him!

"It's never going to happen! Also, I don't want the interview to be by Zoom or by phone! It's got to be face-to-face! We have to talk this out, Paul!

"I don't even need that much time with him. You know, just maybe 20 minutes and ask, 'So, The Beatles - what was that all about?'"

"I have been to his house in Liverpool where he grew up," Tubridy concluded as he headed off to Late Late rehearsals. "It was part of the tour..."

The Late Late Show, RTÉ One, 9:35pm

Not the first time he's hounded someone who has politely asked not to be bother - he did the same to Tony Bennett. So kind.

ButtersSuki

Tubs not doing the promo for his own show again - that's at least the second time this week.

Dempo1

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119120330#Comment_119120330

Gets a mention in the Indo as well, pay wall

article, my arse I'm paying to read that Shyte

ButtersSuki

Jolly japes ahoy! All aboard the HMS Nerdatonia!

ButtersSuki

Straight into the LLS. It's like the radio show only exists to promote variously The Late Late Show or The Toy Show; and of course to allow Tubs to ask for freebies.

ButtersSuki

FOR THE FREEBIE LIST:

free donuts

free berries

NIMAN

Started talking at 906. Used to be 903.

Riffs till 928 or 930, used to be 915.

Show is obviously struggling to get guests to fill the show with. Just prattle on longer.

Free fruit. Nice of him to give a free advert to a company, saves them actually paying rte for a proper advert.

Kildare1976

A bit like Tubs... Two very different sides to him

NIMAN

Sad to see rte and indo try their best to get Maccato actually give an interview.

nkm must be working hard behind the scenes to make this happen.

The interview could happen in Iceland. Kill 2 birds...

ButtersSuki

Tubs says aloud the team asks (about him) "has he gone yet?" and jokes about it. Sadly for him, the team were not joking.

ButtersSuki

No mention of Depeche Mode's Andy Fletcher's death.

Edit: here we go.

NIMAN

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119120568#Comment_119120568

He said about 11am. More like 10:05.

ButtersSuki

Aside from "Just can't get enough" which he likely heard at a teenage disco in the 1980s, that 6 seconds of "Personal Jesus" is likely the most Tubs has ever listened to Depeche Mode.

My favourite band btw.

dvcireland

text from the Montrose toilet block, CUBICLE 3

ButtersSuki

Tubs jealous that Liam Neeson got a free jacket from Magee.

dvcireland

turn heads as you visit teddy's on a sunny early spring day in this Magee combo

avfc1874

Ray liota,s mother was Scottish not Irish, but don't let facts get in the way of an Irish angle tubs

NIMAN

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119120613#Comment_119120613

Texter said he was married to an Irish woman though.

ButtersSuki

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119120610#Comment_119120610

Coupled with a pair of Farah's finest "Shlacks" and you'll be the belle of the ball!

Kildare1976

God he's so boring.

dvcireland

Bruce Springsteen...the townie Gareth Brukes

ButtersSuki

Tubs never has to queue (virtually or in person) OR PAY for tickets.

ButtersSuki

Depeche Mode band member dies......and Tubs plays The Hothouse Flowers.

FFS.

avfc1874

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119120620#Comment_119120620

That was the lad from Depeche mode, Andrew Fletcher

avfc1874

So Andrew Fletcher, from Depeche mode dies, tubs says one of his groovy gang is a massive fan, so he starts the show with........... The hothouse flowers,. Cnut 🙄

avfc1874

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119120638#Comment_119120638

Could 1 man be any more of a b@lloxs

Kildare1976

His character assassination of Ray Liotta wasn't very kind this morning.

Imagine the stories that will be told about him when he's dead. His constant abuse of his power, his disgusting degrading treatment of women, the way he treats researches he doesn't like.

Bring on NKs team now to defend or say how do you know this.

NIMAN

"The whole world knows now".

99.999% doesn't care or know who you are.

Kildare1976

He'd know a lot about sleepless nights with his kids.... He ran when his daughter was only one.

Ryan only likes the nice bits...

avfc1874

He's such an egotistical knob, one of his team massive Depeche mode fan, said she has them as ring tone,

Instead of playing a Depeche mode song and saying this is for her.

He has to show her how much he's the boss and plays a song that has no relevance to anything,

When he jokes the team don't like him.

They're not joking tubs