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When is the last time someone said something sexy to you?

  • 29-01-2021 10:43pm
    #1
    AMKC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,318 ✭✭✭✭
    Ms


    For me it was yesterday.
    I got a text of someone well actually a KIK message from someone saying they would take me from behind. Oh ok. I have not actually read it yet lol.
    Have not been feeling that sexy lately.
    I guess all this depressing sh;it is getting to me a bit but strangely the brain has it's own way to stop it. So yesterday I watched less news than air normally would and do you no what I did not miss it. So my aim is to watch less news and start to feel better about myself maybe start to feel sexy again.

    Live long and Prosper

    Peace and long life.



Comments

  • #2
    Cerveza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 424 ✭✭Cerveza


    Licking excrement flattens the horn fast.


  • #3
    jmlad2020
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 691 ✭✭✭jmlad2020


    Ooooooo your Husband wouldn't like it if he found out random men are sending you messages about taking you from behind.

    Edit: do you have a husband OP?


  • #4
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Wife to me ,

    "I've shaved , know what that means?"

    Me ,

    "My razors fcuked and shower drain is blocked ".


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    "I'm might give you a ride at the weekend"

    Such romance


  • #6
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    Cerveza wrote: »
    Licking excrement flattens the horn fast.

    It gives some blokes an extra powerful mickey.


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  • #7
    ablelocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,807 ✭✭✭ablelocks


    lie back and relax, I'll be gentle.

    my dentist, yesterday, before she started the torture root canal


  • #8
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    corner of hells wrote: »
    Wife to me ,

    "I've shaved , know what that means?"

    Me ,

    "My razors fcuked and shower drain is blocked ".

    Nice hairy fanny


  • #9
    The chan chan man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 824 ✭✭✭The chan chan man


    My wife mentioned sex this morning actually!

    She said “i’m not in the mood for sex”


  • #10
    Charles Babbage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,913 ✭✭✭Charles Babbage


    The chan chan man wrote: »
    My wife mentioned sex this morning actually!

    She said “i’m not in the mood for sex”

    A beautiful woman said that I had a mighty bollocks, or at least I think that's what she said.


  • #11
    peckerhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭peckerhead


    I talk dirty to myself all the time.

    If you want a job done right, and all that...


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  • #12
    Normal One
    Registered Users Posts: 357 ✭✭Normal One


    Lob it into me, boss


  • #13
    cannotlogin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭cannotlogin


    2019!

    I live alone & dating isn't really an option at the moment!


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