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Stories of how you got stains on your clothes

  • 09-02-2021 1:48pm
    #1
    Deemed as Normal
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    I think there's something to be learned every time you get a stain on your clothes.

    Once when I was in London, and had just bought a hot dog that had mustard on it as I was about to board a tour bus. I was hoping that I could pay, organise my head phones, and find a seat all while holding the hot dog. Once I got to the upper deck of the bus it was somewhat windy and the napkin that had touched the mustard got blown into my crotch! I think I somehow wanted to prove to myself that I could manage it all.


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  • #2
    Surreptitious
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    BRILLIANT! EVOCATIVE!


  • #3
    randd1
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    "I was once an intern at the White House.

    One time I was wearing this blue dress when President Clinton, smoking a cigar, called me into his office".


  • #4
    TumblyPanda
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    Well OP - do I have a thread for you!

    boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057286914


  • #5
    AMKC
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    Ms


    randd1 wrote: »
    "I was once an intern at the White House.

    One time I was wearing this blue dress when President Clinton, smoking a cigar, called me into his office".

    And what. What happened?

    Live long and Prosper

    Peace and long life.



  • #6
    Hyperbollix
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    AMKC wrote: »
    And what. What happened?

    She ended up smoking the cigar


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  • #7
    .anon.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭.anon.


    Hyperbollix wrote: »
    She ended up smoking the cigar
    Had terrible trouble lighting it, I would imagine.


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
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    Hyperbollix wrote: »
    She ended up smoking the cigar

    More like the end of the cigar smoked her.


  • #9
    fryup
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    ♫ Now we go steady to the pictures
    I always get chocolate stains on my pants
    And my father, he's going crazy
    He says I'm livin' in a trance     ♫


  • #10
    Deemed as Normal
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    Riddle101 wrote: »
    I'm starting to think jam doughnuts are made by satan because they're so good to eat but there's always the risk of jam spilling out and staining your clothes. Despite this, I never learn and continuously eat them while jam squirts out.

    A few weeks ago, I had a shower and put on a fresh change of clothes. Decided to have a jam doughnut and of course, the jam spilled onto the t-shirt I just put on. I had to switch the t-shirt for a new one.
    How much do you weigh?


  • #11
    fizzypish
    Registered Users Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭fizzypish


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    I'm starting to think jam doughnuts are made by satan because they're so good to eat but there's always the risk of jam spilling out and staining your clothes. Despite this, I never learn and continuously eat them while jam squirts out.

    A few weeks ago, I had a shower and put on a fresh change of clothes. Decided to have a jam doughnut and of course, the jam spilled onto the t-shirt I just put on. I had to switch the t-shirt for a new one.


    Got to locate the entry point of the jam to the doughnut and work from there. Rookie mistake.


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