Liveline Valentine: Roses are red, violations are blue, do be, do be do be do.

pc7

Deleted User wrote: »

Brandy, a dead Kerry dog.

Was it during the pandemic?

gmisk

Brandy loved being starred at and stroked...

Brandy does sound like a stripper or a dog name ...

Dempo1

Lol, MOL was never kind and decent to his staff, he's been quite the success

PieOhMy

Pets of the pandemic:
Murphy
Brando
Buttsy
Topsy (A rabbit)
Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)
Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS!  Divoc
Bailey
BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)
Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)
Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)
Snuggie - dognapped
Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged
Charlie - HARLEY?!?!
Johnny O - A boat
Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot
Ruby - sits in the foire engine
Jojo and Fergus - both girls?
Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.
Lunatic Soup aka Kelp
Dukey Dog?
Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.
Benji Senior (Josh)
Taz - The CPR chiwawa
Holly - cat
Oisin- an madra marabh
An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people
An unnamed rat the size of a small car
Princess - dog (what's his name)
Prince - of peace. A small little lovely dog we hope has many years ahead. But is 15 years old and not heading for Lour-des.
Annabel- 35 year old donkey
Daisy - a little yaris with a little face that you wrap your arms around (Joe's words)
Unnamed Kitten - on the loose in Eyre square chased down by a trained solider
Unnamed Big German Shepard - AWOL
Rocky/Spud - Confident sun glasses wearing golf player
German shepherds, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation
Cats, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation
Fluffly - spoiled 16 year old cat, great company as is her owner
Glen Taisie- barked in a feminine fashion at the owners daughter
De dogs of St Anne's Park struck down with the Vomiting bug
Sam -16 year old jack Russell had his 2 cruciates done did 6 months hard time in a cage
Lexie - company for Sam after another dog was put asleep and Sam wouldn't eat
Dog died of cancer and 3 legged talking cat
Puss Puss - Kitten found on a stone in a stream in Galway trained to scratch the carpets. Quietly dispatched after a brief discussion. Didn't wander off into the woods to die as Joe opined is 'how cats die'.
Dílis - a great dog by all accounts. Caller: 'Dílis'. Joe: 'Treelish'. Caller: 'No - Dílis, Dílis!' Joe: 'Ah yes Treelish'.
False Widow Spider - or else a hot water bottle, essentially the same thing
Timberlake the Cockatoo - Timby to his friends. Not named after Justin Timberlake but after a place in Canada that Twink knows.
Holly & Bobby - age 9 & 4. Two Yorkshire terriors barking and runnin around de place wid egg site ment. Nearly smashed a window with their mighty paws.
Bella & Alfie - less favoured than Holly & Bobby
Brandy - gun dog got a few rubs post mortum

withless

No callers...

"I've a great connection with a Duffy's circus".

Relative?

shearforce

pc7 wrote: »

Was it during the pandemic?

died 10 yrs ago

generalgerry

You're telling me that couldn't come up with a similar photo from that circus?

CH3OH

Deleted User wrote: »

"I've a great connection with a Duffy's circus".

Relative?

He is a clown ... ( Joe)

Odyssey 2005

He's a sickening knut

RobertKK

Joe Duffy's circus...

PieOhMy

His circus obsession continues

McGinniesta

To paraphrase Clint Eastwood, never give a name to something that you might have to eat.

gmisk

The circus....famous for its amazing treatment of animals...

"The books that I bought, that you wrote".

Atlantic Dawn

[Deleted User] wrote: »

"I've a great connection with a Duffy's circus".

Relative?

The Jag doing donuts could be the warmup act.

Odyssey 2005

Trial by RTE

withless

Dis is horse shhhute.

hahahha dis fella bought de books but dont judge it by the cover!! hashahahha

Losty Dublin

Off the record, I understand that the photo was leaked by an ex love interest from Gordon Elliot. Do you think that I should tell Joe that?:pac:

shearforce

take that dog off the list - he died 10 yrs ago. we have to follow the rules on these matters

generalgerry

haha, how about that Joe, the first caller made a lot of sense... hahaha

Dempo1

[Deleted User] wrote: »

"I've a great connection with a Duffy's circus".

Relative?

No, he was part of the act Clown

Losty Dublin

Deleted User wrote: »

"I've a great connection with a Duffy's circus".

Relative?

No, the cast.

gmisk

[Deleted User] wrote: »

"The books that I bought, that you wrote".

He loved them id say...I wonder has he finished colouring them in yet...

Atlantic Dawn

The Wurdled Cup in Quatar is going to be gas.

Jordan 199

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

The Jag doing donuts could be the warmup act.

It being RWD would do the job.

generalgerry

We can't make assumptions. That man could have looked at the picture of Joe Duffy in his book and assumed that he was a game show presenter

PieOhMy

shearforce wrote: »

take that dog off the list - he died 10m yrs ago. we have to follow the rules on these matters

It was brought to our attention during the pandemic caller so therefor it's part of the rich tapestry of misery of the pandemic

gmisk

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

The Wurdled Cup in Quatar is going to be gas.

Very little mention of the thousands of (mostly) migrant workers dying in pretty much slavery to build the stadiums and infrastructure.

Lios67

I know this caller , flute alert

Rock Lesnar

This has not gone well at all, change of topic must be on the way

withless

caller on lap 5 now...

jean contente

St.Gordon of Assisi according to the seanchaí.

Atlantic Dawn

Jordan 199 wrote: »

It being RWD would do the job.

The diesel in the tent might be bad for de younger folks lungs.

phonypony

Just waiting for this lad to say 'Joe, he's lost the respect of his harse. That's punishment enough for a man who deals primarily... with harses'.

Atlantic Dawn

Zero zero four four.

generalgerry

You were wrong Joe get over it.

2smiggy

for the love of God open the pubs !!

Anthony needs people to listen to him

pc7

Losty Dublin wrote: »

Off the record, I understand that the photo was leaked by an ex love interest from Gordon Elliot. Do you think that I should tell Joe that?:pac:

Hell hath no fury caller! :eek:

gmisk

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

The Wurdled Cup in Quatar is going to be gas.

Qatar a great bunch of lads....
https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2021/feb/23/revealed-migrant-worker-deaths-qatar-fifa-world-cup-2022?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

shearforce

you thought the cork/kerry accent was bad...listen to this mess

McGinniesta

I rode a few horses in me time.

Del.Monte

James McClean on Line.1.?

barney shamrock

Joe in full on bully/buffoon mode today. He really shows himself up as an awful broadcaster sometimes.

Dempo1

That's all we need, a Northy talking S****

McGinniesta

its stephen's day in this country

PieOhMy

Good to see rte using tax payer money to pay British companies.

gmisk

Oh here comes the wawa to teach us all!

Flukey

Elaine is trying furiously to get back on air.

Jordan 199

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

The diesel in the tent might be bad for de younger folks lungs.

A petrol super charged V8 would be better.