Liveline Valentine: Roses are red, violations are blue, do be, do be do be do.

Beechwoodspark

Da fcuk ???? Got off the line you obnoxious wagon with yer fake English accent

Pelvis Parsley

Joe hiding under the desk.

Luckycharms_74

Kept her head down :P

PieOhMy

The non brit needs to take it to the brit and check her a bit. Constantly on the defiensive

bmorrissey

This is fantastic

Larbre34

Thelma Mansfield sounding one is far too patient with Karen. I'd have cut her off at the ankles 10 minutes ago.

Mena Mitty

Joe pull the Brit up on the put on Oirish accent.

Pelvis Parsley

Third biddy wades in.

jojofizzio

Losty Dublin wrote: »

Caller; why should any woman need to keep her head down?

That reminds me; it's almost March 14th :pac:

Take a cold shower caller....

ooter

The passive aggressiveness absolutely oozing out of that woman.

zell12

Kate is banging whom off the walls most evenings?

Sir Oxman

Oh. She can fck right off with the patronising attempt at an Irish accent.

dvcireland

the Queen was mad about Philip

Jeff2

What a very polite argument.

Del.Monte

PieOhMy wrote: »

The non brit needs to take it to the brit and check her a bit. Constantly on the defiensive

They are both Brits but one has lost the faith.

Pelvis Parsley

Car-a-lion sounds like Katie Hopkins' granny.

Dan Jaman

Feck's sake. Watch a few series of The Crown and suddenly every fecker's a Royal expert.

Mad_maxx

Larbre34 wrote: »

Thelma Mansfield sounding one is far too patient with Karen. I'd have cut her off at the ankles 10 minutes ago.

shes too dignified to properly tell her off

PieOhMy

Nicola seems to have such contempt for joe. It's great.

zell12

Have we had a break yet?

Dan Jaman

dvcireland wrote: »

the Queen was mad about Philip

Horny little piece when she was younger.

Larbre34

Yes Nicola, when I say Nicola I mean you.....Nicola....

Beechwoodspark

Get that obnoxious animal off the line

Del.Monte

Bet Joe has been to the scene of Diana's accident.

Larbre34

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Horny little piece when she was younger.

Norra patch on her skin and blister wha?!

gmisk

zell12 wrote: »

Kate is banging whom off the walls most evenings?

William was doing most of the banging seemingly and Kate wasn't involved....the apple doesn't fall far from the tree....


Odd that seems to get no press coverage...


I read that book it is fantastic.....don't let Joe's recommendation put you off....

SEPT 23 1989

Absolute Cnut

bottlebrush

She was in Paris around the time it happened.

Was that before during or after the accident

Clon63

Oooohhhh

zell12

oooh she got attitude!

leath_dub

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Get that obnoxious animal off the line

He's here until 3pm, unfortunately

Don't be so facetious Joe.... GOLD!!!!

Pelvis Parsley

A fluke speeding car driven by a semi pissed French security guy.

Del.Monte

Back to your padded cell Nicola - visiting time is over.

PieOhMy

This is great.

Beechwoodspark

Now joe is getting involved

Sir Oxman

Good man Duffy - kick the 'be kind' lady in the nuts.

shearforce

bitta Gold of a Tuesday

sligojoek

GOLD

GOLD

GOLD

gmisk

Good woman! Lol

Kalimah

God I hate Joe Duffy but I hate Nicola more. Aggressive b****

Mad_maxx

Nicola is the exact kind of cnut you need to put manners on Joe

Larbre34

I was terribly sorry to hear about Meghan Markle's car crash next month.

statto25

Joe had that under his arm waiting to pounce!

Losty Dublin

Calling somebody nutters and loopers is nasty.

Whereas calling people evil a good 200 times last week....

PURE GOLD!!!!

Pelvis Parsley

Joe is uploading de wurrddss.

He's right though.

zell12

"they can't hear me, i don't think they (royal family) listen to the joe duffy show"
LOL

Dan Jaman

Larbre34 wrote: »

Norra patch on her skin and blister wha?!

Another bed-shaker.
Anne, too.

thecretinhop

arse whopping