Liveline Valentine: Roses are red, violations are blue, do be, do be do be do.

TM

I put the neurophen in her letterbox.

Phnarffff...

gmisk

Is her daughter beaaaauriful?
Why hasn't Joe asked?!?

TheHomeService

Joe settling in for a handy end to Friday.

The studio will need a deep clean before it is used again.

ButtersSuki

zell12 wrote: »

Sewercoide rates are increasing by the second

Esp amongst listeners to this show.

Ally Dick

Ally Dick wrote: »

Micheal Martin destroyed the country once already. He seems determined to do it again

You have to admire his consistency.

PieOhMy

This guy is a long covid candidate based on his ability to yap yap yap

zell12

Finally, she died!

gmisk

Christ can we go back to the crepes?!?

Alfred123

Deleted User wrote: »

In other, GOOD news, all of the vaccines are proving 100% effective at preventing very serious outcomes, according to Prof Luke O'Neill. I like to listen to that.

Dont forget the mutations, caller

tupenny

They really shouldn't have people grieving on national radios.

dvcireland

SAVE THE DATE:

26th February 2021

Liveline - Robbie Martin Day

https://www.rte.ie/radio/radioplayer/html5/#/radio1/21720780

Roger_007

Wat age was Mandy?

zell12

Cars crashing all over the country listening to this

I was fully expecting Ulster Bank to be the topic.

cozar

Joe will be disappointed he won't be able to play the clip for this caller. or will he?

Odyssey 2005

I always understood that a HCA was a Health Care Assistant ?

TheHomeService

More research for Duffy's buke being done, funded by the Licence Fee Payers.

PieOhMy

cozar wrote: »

Joe will be disappointed he won't be able to play the clip for this caller. or will he?

Oh ye of little faith

Losty Dublin

Mandy's touching tribute.

Brought to you by www.clichedfuneralpoems.com

Dan Jaman

"Very young" does that mean 55?

gmisk

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I was fully expecting Ulster Bank to be the topic.

That would be far too topical.
People need to know that Twink can't get picture frames...it's much more important

TM

zell12 wrote: »

Cars crashing all over the country listening to this

Falling asleep at the wheel?

PieOhMy

Please jesus dont let them play that 'not a statistic' poem

Joe: And she was a very young woman.

Caller: She was 102, Joe.

ShamNNspace

tupenny wrote: »

They really shouldn't have people grieving on national radios.

Eh that gold for rte and their general misery fetish, its even infected tg4 lately

Cue Barry Manilow any moment.

shearforce

Dan Jaman wrote: »

"Very young" does that mean 55?

50 to 70 is very young in Joe world

TheHomeService

Rebecca Meenan lining up the Barry Manilow song.

TM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

"Very young" does that mean 55?

Wasn't it was 65 the other day?

jojofizzio

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

I always understood that a HCA was a Health Care Assistant ?

It is

zell12

TM wrote: »

Falling asleep at the wheel?

Can you not hear the tone, the voice, the droning?

ButtersSuki

We haven't had a "dis awful pestilence" or a "de rich tapestry of life" from #WokeJoe in a while, he must have forgotten doze buzzwurds so to speak.

Dan Jaman

I'm bored, Ted.

TM

shearforce wrote: »

50 to 70 is very young in Joe world

Except if you're taking out a loan.

zell12

TheHomeService wrote: »

Rebecca Meenan lining up the Barry Manilow song.

Oh Hell No!

ButtersSuki

zell12 wrote: »

Meehole is a woeful teashock

He is, but having the snake Leo undermining him at every possible opportunity isn't helping.

TheHomeService

Deleted User wrote: »

Cue Barry Manilow any moment.

Snap, caller!

Losty Dublin

TheHomeService wrote: »

Rebecca Meenan lining up the Barry Manilow song.

Backed by the Funny Friday Light Orchestra

Odyssey 2005

I'm sorry for his and Mandy's families loss, but .....

TM

God damn you God!

TheHomeService

Her name wasn't Rachel Ward, Duffy, it was Rachel Clarke.

Government buildings

ButtersSuki wrote: »

We haven't had a "dis awful pestilence" or a "de rich tapestry of life" from #WokeJoe in a while, he must have forgotten doze buzzwurds so to speak.

The rich tapestry was on a few days ago.

zell12

Are we listening in on a call to the Samaritans?

PieOhMy

I've got a statistic for you lad, I'm 10/10 bored at your story

jetfiremuck

Bawler alert....

zell12

killer, kill, kill

ButtersSuki

gmisk wrote: »

Is her daughter beaaaauriful?
Why hasn't Joe asked?!?

Well we learned yesterday dat EVERYONE is VERY good-looking.

generalgerry

Oh here we go now the real reason that RTE are facilitating this guy's call.

Liveline is almost like a scripted piece of radio drama at this stage.

PieOhMy

PieOhMy wrote: »

Please jesus dont let them play that 'not a statistic' poem

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Here, lets be realistic,
My sister's not a statistic.