Liveline Valentine: Roses are red, violations are blue, do be, do be do be do.

leath_dub

This guy's not being let off the line until he produces the tears

Del.Monte

"A Cone of Silence" ?

ButtersSuki

Government buildings wrote: »

The rich tapestry was on a few days ago.

I'm not listening as much as in de auld days and dat. TYFYS.

TheHomeService

Passed.

FFS!

golondrinas

TM wrote: »

I was only wondering the other day if that's still allowed...

Not since the B&W minstrels. I used to like that marmalade with the .... on the label.

NeinNeinNein

leath_dub wrote: »

This guy's not being let off the line until he produces the tears

Or until Joe climaxes.

Have you any regrets, caller? (I need you to cry)

gmisk

I would prefer a cone of silence to this....

2smiggy

pc7 wrote: »

Have we had one since the pandemic started? Or have they been banned.



Joe if you are reading are you one of the friends that turned their back on Sil?

they are conducted on the RTE onlyFans page now !!

leath_dub

leath_dub wrote: »

This guy's not being let off the line until he produces the tears

Joe's money shot.

Dan Jaman

If I'd know this that or d'other I'd have done / not done that.

No point in second-guessing yourself.
Just try to not be an arsehole, is a good rule.

ButtersSuki

"A cone of silence from de medical profession since dat was revealed 9 days ago on Da Lahv Lahn"

Has Da Lahv Lahn replaced The Lancet now? I suppose in Joe's moynd it has.

Odyssey 2005

FFS. Trying to make him feel even worse. Doing his up most to break him

PieOhMy

The cone of silence that falls over joe when a caller points out a flaw his auld guff.

TheHomeService

Ten Pin wrote: »

Just like the cone of silence about RTE retirement party

Or the cone of silence around the release of the RTE salaries/fees on the US Inauguration Day.

ShamNNspace

im sorry but what DOES he want??

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Here, lets be realistic,
My sister's not a statistic.

Stalin was red
McCarthy was blue
Here's a nuke
And feck you too.

zell12

jeez, the morbidity is unreal with this one

Caller: We've become so procedural and academic.


Surely thats a good thing?!?

Alfred123

Tell us a joke there, caller

Busi_Girl08

He's bang on about the death numbers read out every day. People are becoming desensitised to it at this stage.

withless

Its time to shut down de National Statistics Offices Joe.

hes going to keep going till he gets tears...

TheHomeService

There's going to be a song...

NeinNeinNein

Stato Duffy.

jetfiremuck

Joe back for round 2....has she any hobbies.......fffssssssssssssss

gmisk

Tell us every single detail about Mandy's interests....

He is doing his best to stretch this to 3....

Sensimellia

Its happened. I'm officially bored to death.

dvcireland

ffs lusk, the village of the damned

PieOhMy

I had sympathy for this caller but he is losing it now. He is complicit to his own abuse.

Roger_007

“Tell us, John, was she good in bed”

Bif

Sensimellia wrote: »

Its happened. I'm officially bored to death.

Are you now a statistic?

ShamNNspace

ShamNNspace wrote: »

im sorry but what DOES he want??

He wants a Late Late Show dedicated to his sister.

You'd swear she was the only victim of the virus.

An Claidheamh

If that GP gobsh!te won’t give vaccines to taxpayers - as part of his job - then his contract with the ICGP/HSE should be cancelled

GPs get paid well enough for prescriptions

He can try his luck keeping his medical licence and going fully private, see how many nuts attend him then

TM

She was an interior decorator.
Killed 8 Czechoslovakians.

Losty Dublin

God, Mandy sounds about as much fun as a burning orphanage

TheHomeService

"I can hear it in your voice" incoming.

Odyssey 2005

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Cue Barry Manilow any moment.

I think you may be correct

zell12

Spanish Eyes

I don't listen anymore, so maybe I'm not qualified to comment, but I get the vibe from the posts.

This is supposed to be public service broadcasting? Sorry now, but the presenter is a charlatan, idiot, obsequious, and often false in praise of the denizens of death and misery.

He is as thick as mince IMO, and couldn't give two fks what anyone thinks about him or his rubbish topics anymore. There is nothing afais that gets people interested anymore, It is total drivel.

And breathe, I feel so much better having said that now. I think anyone who listens to this show should get a plenary indulgence from the Palmerians.

PieOhMy

TM wrote: »

She was an interior decorator.
Killed 8 Czechosolvakians.

His house looked like ****

Roger_007

Roger_007 wrote: »

“Tell us, John, was she good in bed”

:eek: he's her brother!

jetfiremuck

fainted...........gagging for it more like...

ButtersSuki

Roses are red,
Violets are dead,
COVID can't come here because we're an island,
Dat's wat Joe said.

Atlantic Dawn

TM wrote: »

She was an interior decorator.
Killed 8 Czechoslovakians.

Best episode ever.

shearforce

ShamNNspace wrote: »

im sorry but what DOES he want??

Building sites and bespoke picture framers reopened

Roger_007

Deleted User wrote: »

:eek: he's her brother!

Oops! didn’t hear the start!

ButtersSuki

I'm out. Fock dis. I'll pop down to the morgue again for a quiet coffee, it's more uplifting than this.

PieOhMy

jetfiremuck wrote: »

fainted...........gagging for it more like...

She was drugged? The serpant got her!

zell12

2smiggy

TheHomeService wrote: »

Joe settling in for a handy end to Friday.

The studio will need a deep clean before it is used again.