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Irish places with ironic names??

  • 11-02-2021 1:26am
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 149 ✭✭


    I'll go first.. Jobstown


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,549 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject




  • Registered Users Posts: 796 ✭✭✭French Toast


    Hollywood, Wicklah.

    Hollywood11.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭An Ri rua


    I always thought it amusing that a little townland beside the fastest stretch of road in Ireland at one time, Ginnybawn Hill outside Tyrrellspass, is called....


    Torque....


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭I Was VB


    Cock island.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭An Ri rua


    I suppose the King of em all.....

    Prosperous.

    Shudder....


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 149 ✭✭BiggJim


    An Ri rua wrote: »
    I suppose the King of em all.....

    Prosperous.

    Shudder....

    Is it disgusting too?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭An Ri rua


    I Was VB wrote: »
    Cock island.

    Ironic, not iconic...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,549 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject




  • Registered Users Posts: 932 ✭✭✭snowstorm445


    Inch in Kerry, the beach is 3 miles long...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭An Ri rua


    BiggJim wrote: »
    Is it disgusting too?

    Only a spin will cure your thirst for knowledge.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,709 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    An Ri rua wrote: »
    I suppose the King of em all.....

    Prosperous.

    Shudder....
    When you say its name, you have to elongate the first vowel. Praawwwwwwsperous.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    Hack-Balls-Cross

    never heard of anyone gettin their balls hacked there,

    but then again its near bandit country, so who knows


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    Louth.

    They're usually pretty quiet people. Well, the ones that dont live in Dundalk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,095 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Hospital, Limerick. Doesn't have one.

    Fairview, Dublin. No view at all.

    Cork: keeps flooding, doesn't float.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I worked in an office in "Central Park" business park in Sandyford.

    It was neither Central, nor a Park.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,257 ✭✭✭✭flazio


    Birr. Been there in the middle of a heatwave.
    Portlaoise. Inland town with no docking port or distillery.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,362 ✭✭✭landofthetree


    Mayobridge.

    It's in Down.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 617 ✭✭✭afro man


    Some crackers in Wexford

    Bastardstown,
    Fannystown


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 617 ✭✭✭afro man


    Muff

    A local area near Muff called Grainne’s Gap


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 601 ✭✭✭RandRuns


    Limerick Junction


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,095 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Actually, there's one that was deliberately given an ironic name.

    The tiny village of Boston in north Co. Clare was so named in ironic reference to the metropolis of Boston in the US.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston,_County_Clare


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,095 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    I Was VB wrote: »
    Cock island.
    Muff
    fryup wrote: »
    Hack-Balls-Cross
    afro man wrote: »
    Bastardstown,
    Fannystown

    But none of these are ironic.

    In fact, it's one of the ironies of any thread that calls for ironic examples that lots of people will post stuff that is not ironic at all.

    It's like raaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnn, on your wedding daaaaaaaaay! etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Curry, Co Sligo.

    Not a Chinese or Indian restaurant in sight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,526 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Curry, Co Sligo.

    Not a Chinese or Indian restaurant in sight.

    Tubbercurry does though. Sells curry in tubs as well.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    retalivity wrote: »
    Tubbercurry does though. Sells curry in tubs as well.

    Bag of chips with a tub o' curry sauce.


  • Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Down is UP North


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Kill, County Kildare.

    You go on one murder spree !!!!


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,265 Mod ✭✭✭✭cdeb


    Kill, County Kildare.

    You go on one murder spree !!!!
    Damnit - was just about to nominate Kill Lane for the exact same reason.

    I grew up within five minutes of South Park, Abbey Road and Springfield (Park), and never once saw any famous cartoon characters or musicians. Abbey Road doesn't even have a zebra crossing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,039 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    There’s a ‘Mountain View Road’ in Ranelagh. Not sure if it’s “ironic” or just false advertising.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Not Ironic but funny,


    Hulk Street in Clifden, Galway- Its a tiny puny street


  • Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Nenagh, but it's very quiet :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭dennyire


    There’s a ‘Mountain View Road’ in Ranelagh. Not sure if it’s “ironic” or just false advertising.

    It was there before they built up Clonskegh, Goatstown, Dundrum Sandyford etc ...so probably had a mountain view


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭dennyire


    Nenagh, but it's very quiet :)

    Except for the ambulance factory


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,430 ✭✭✭KaneToad


    Bray.

    Not a donkey to be seen...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,145 ✭✭✭Ger Roe


    afro man wrote: »
    A local area near Muff called Grainne’s Gap

    Also a place called Muff Crescent in Nobber, co meath.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,545 ✭✭✭✭murpho999


    There seems to be Alanis Morissette levels of misunderstanding of the word 'ironic' in this thread


  • Registered Users Posts: 160 ✭✭Zaney


    Portlaoise and Portarlington - they are in the midlands, nearest port is hundreds of miles away

    Moneygall

    Swords (stand to be corrected as I don’t know the area well enough to understand the level of knife crime)

    Blacklion - now that’s something I want to see


  • Registered Users Posts: 160 ✭✭Zaney


    Portlaoise and Portarlington - they are in the midlands, nearest port is hundreds of miles away

    Moneygall

    Swords (stand to be corrected as I don’t know the area well enough to understand the level of knife crime)

    Blacklion - now that’s something I want to see


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    murpho999 wrote: »
    There seems to Alanis Morissette levels of misunderstanding of the word 'ironic' in this thread

    Isn't it ironic?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Uncle Pierre


    But none of these are ironic.

    In fact, it's one of the ironies of any thread that calls for ironic examples that lots of people will post stuff that is not ironic at all.

    It's like raaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnn, on your wedding daaaaaaaaay! etc.

    Bastardstown is ironic in that people there are actually fairly sound. ;)

    I'm saying nothing about Fannystown.

    By the same token, I'll say nothing about Lousybush in Kilkenny either. I don't have enough experience with the womenfolk there to be able to judge one way or the other.


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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,265 Mod ✭✭✭✭cdeb


    Leopardstown is an obvious one actually. No leopards at all. The Irish name gives it away - Baile na Lobhar - Town of the lepers. It was the site of a lepers' hospital in the middle ages.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭dennyire


    Stillorgan....Mickey Marbh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,399 ✭✭✭Miley Byrne


    Zaney wrote: »
    Portlaoise and Portarlington - they are in the midlands, nearest port is hundreds of miles away

    Moneygall

    Swords (stand to be corrected as I don’t know the area well enough to understand the level of knife crime)

    Blacklion - now that’s something I want to see

    Always wondered if this was a play on words and it should have been BlackLine due to the border there and the black border line running through it on a map, then again I presume the town was named long before partition so I haven't a clue really:pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 545 ✭✭✭Crocodile Booze


    Glasthule

    There is not a sign of a transparent penis there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,998 ✭✭✭randd1


    Mullinavat, Kilkenny - No vat to be seen, so there's nothing to mull in it.

    Carrick-on-Suir, Tipperary - The feckin rock is in the Suir, no on it.

    Ballycocksoost (pronounced Bally Cock Suas), Kilkenny - No obvious erections on view.

    Waterford - There's no ford there.

    Limerick - Nothing funny about the place at all.

    Mayo - They prefer butter.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 763 ✭✭✭doublejobbing 2


    Buttercup, Snowdrop and Primrose avenue/ drive etc in Darndale.

    Conjures up an image of somewhere nice for a picnic and a brisk walk on a long summer's evening, rather than a place teeming with gormless junkies, ltheir sons tearing about on scramblers, and 15 year olds driving the bollix out of an old car they bought on Facebook for 50 quid.


  • Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Clones - and not another place like it


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,473 ✭✭✭Mimon


    There’s a ‘Mountain View Road’ in Ranelagh. Not sure if it’s “ironic” or just false advertising.

    Maybe had a mountain view when it was originally built? Dublin originally wasn't very big.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,473 ✭✭✭Mimon


    Pilltown - sounds like it should be a mecca for ravers, never been there but presume it's not.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,534 Mod ✭✭✭✭Amirani


    Fairview, Dublin. No view at all.

    It used to though, back when Fairview was directly on the coast. Hence "Fairview Strand" (same applies to North Strand).


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