I don't know where we're going, but we know where we are? (Part whatever)

Autosport

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Thanks PM , it'll be so nice to actually see him in person
(Yeah, I'm a softie really behind the b!tchy exterior :pac: )

Never would have guessed you were a softie Mam

Gremlinertia

Bitchy exterior me hoop!.

JupiterKid

Decadently late night here listening to music on the sofa. :cool::D

Off work tomorrow. Planning on doing some art.

Gremlinertia

Watching Finnish murdery show here..

smurfjed

Here I am sitting alone, the benefit of having two teams to do the job is that I’m not in charge and I only have to work my passage home.

This was our beach view last night. The waters as you get closer are a beautiful turquoise colour, just so inviting

The Inbetween is mine

Hey Sardi .. guess where I am?!

Gremlinertia

The Inbetween is mine wrote: »

Hey Sardi .. guess where I am?!

Hospital finally?

I realise I'm not Sardi

Leg End Reject

The Inbetween is mine wrote: »

Hey Sardi .. guess where I am?!

In recovery after an emergency amputation?

The Inbetween is mine

Leg End Reject wrote: »

In recovery after an emergency amputation?

Jaysus...you went dark straight away!....
will you marry me?

Leg End Reject

The Inbetween is mine wrote: »

Jaysus...you went dark straight away!....
will you marry me?

Depends on what appendage was amputated.

smurfjed

Descending to land in the barren country of CHAD.

thomil

Leg End Reject wrote: »

In recovery after an emergency amputation?

It's always heartwarming to see how supportive this thread is

Deskside here with all limbs still attached... I think :eek:

The Inbetween is mine

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Depends on what appendage was amputated.

Hey, the ladies don't call me stumpy for nothing you know!

Sardonicat

The Inbetween is mine wrote: »

Hey, the ladies don't call me stumpy for nothing you know!

So I've heard around the town.

Purple Mountain

The Inbetween is mine wrote: »

Jaysus...you went dark straight away!....
will you marry me?

She'd chew you up and spit you out, my friend!
Go Leggings!!

NewRed2

Got a strange text this morning telling me to google Tony Blairs hair.
So I did.
Oh sweet jesus he looks nuts. I'm not one for giving a toss about anyone's hair cuts but there's something mental about seeing Tony Blair of all people looking like a hippie

Then I received an email from Sergeant Chad offering me a few thousand barrels of oil at reduced price that he had smuggled out of Iraq during the war.
So I will have to nip over to the ATM later on. I wonder will he take cash?

The Inbetween is mine

A lad is after walking in carrying the tops of 3 fingers in his other hand.... Unsurprisingly enough, be was rushed straight thru.

Sardonicat

NewRed2 wrote: »

Got a strange text this morning telling me to google Tony Blairs hair.
So I did.
Oh sweet jesus he looks nuts. I'm not one for giving a toss about anyone's hair cuts but there's something mental about seeing Tony Blair of all people looking like a hippie

I just did. His hair is better than mine at the moment! And what exactly is wrong with hippies?

NewRed2

Sardonicat wrote: »

And what exactly is wrong with hippies?

I feel scared now. Ehm nothing, I love them? :pac:

Sardonicat

The Inbetween is mine wrote: »

A lad is after walking in carrying the tops of 3 fingers in his other hand.... Unsurprisingly enough, be was rushed straight thru.

Are you sure they weren't the toes that dropped off your foot on the way in?

Leg End Reject

Purple Mountain wrote: »

She'd chew you up and spit you out, my friend!
Go Leggings!!

I beg your pardon! :mad:

I'm positively benign and charming.

Sardonicat

NewRed2 wrote: »

I feel scared now. Ehm nothing, I love them? :pac:

And so you should. Hippies are lovely.

The Inbetween is mine

Sardonicat wrote: »

Are you sure they weren't the toes that dropped off your foot on the way in?

Ha, no, but the nurse was lovely to me, loads of ooohs...and aaahhhs and asked me if wanted pain relief...

NewRed2

Sardonicat wrote: »

And so you should. Hippies are lovely.

It was Tony Blair looking like one that seemed incongruous, I'm entirely neutral on the whole Hippie thing.

The Inbetween is mine

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I beg your pardon! :mad:

I'm positively benign and charming.

Ah you're no good to me so... Next!
:P

Sardonicat

The Inbetween is mine wrote: »

Ha, no, but the nurse was lovely to me, loads of ooohs...and aaahhhs and asked me if wanted pain relief...

And then she went and said to her colleagues "do you know how long that fool left it to get his foot checked out?!"

Gremlinertia

Sun is out, motivate ffs

Sardonicat

NewRed2 wrote: »

It was Tony Blair looking like one that seemed incongruous, I'm entirely neutral on the whole Hippie thing.

I love a nice, hairy hippy, me. All beardy and smiley and sexy and stoned. Oh well. Mr Sardi ticks most of those boxes, so I wont complain

The Inbetween is mine

Sardonicat wrote: »

I love a nice, hairy hippy, me. All beardy and smiley and sexy and stoned. Oh well. Mr Sardi ticks most of those boxes, so I wont complain

Tbf, if I was around you I'd have to be stoned too!
:P :P

NewRed2

The Inbetween is mine wrote: »

Tbf, if I was around you I'd have to be stoned too!
:P :P

:pac: Were they painkillers or bravery tablets they gave you earlier?

Sardonicat

The Inbetween is mine wrote: »

Tbf, if I was around you I'd have to be stoned too!
:P :P

In fairness, you're not a hairy hippy, you're a baldy hoppy, so you dont need to blame me for your recreational habits.

Gremlinertia

Roll up, roll up, world's smallest violin playing here!.

Sardonicat

NewRed2 wrote: »

:pac: Were they painkillers or bravery tablets they gave you earlier?

I reckon they shot him with a tranquilizer dart in a vain attempt to stop his mouth.

Leg End Reject

I googled Tony Blair.

He looks like a demented pervert rather than a hippy. I bet he has a trenchcoat for his flashing predilection.

The Inbetween is mine

Sardonicat wrote: »

In fairness, you're not a hairy hippy, you're a baldy hoppy, so you dont need to blame me for your recreational habits.

I'm.a baldy grungehead better get it right for my tombstone

NewRed2

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I googled Tony Blair.

He looks like a demented pervert rather than a hippy. I bet he has a trenchcoat for his flashing predilection.

And if he doesn't then we know someone who could sell him one!

Sardonicat

The Inbetween is mine wrote: »

I'm.a baldy grungehead better get it right for my tombstone

Ah, that's tragic. At least I can shake my hair around to the Pixies. And with that foot, you can"t even mosh any more. My lip is quivering here. It must be my mellow, hippy heart.

Leg End Reject

NewRed2 wrote: »

And if he doesn't then we know someone who could sell him one!

I need mine!

Purple Mountain

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I googled Tony Blair.

He looks like a demented pervert rather than a hippy. I bet he has a trenchcoat for his flashing predilection.

One website touting him as a Peter Stringfellow lookalike

Leg End Reject

Purple Mountain wrote: »

One website touting him as a Peter Stringfellow lookalike

And then there's Cherie with a mouth like a burst slipper.

Gremlinertia

Leg End Reject wrote: »

And then there's Cherie with a mouth like a burst slipper.

You mean pete doherty? :pac:

The Inbetween is mine

Phil & Holly on in the waiting room..an Aussie was linking in saying he was Prince Charles son....they brought on an expert to disprove him....and you could hear his wife in the background effing and blinding the stupid poms

Autosport

What’s wrong with Tony Blair’s hair?? It is only hair and can easily be cut

In between I hope they don’t amputate the leg or you’ll be Leg End Reject No 2

Leg End Reject

Autosport wrote: »

In between I hope they don’t amputate the leg or you’ll be Leg End Reject No 2

Pfffffffftttttttt, in his dreams!



:pac:

Purple Mountain

I'm dashboard dining here waiting for a mountain of clothes to wash in an outdoor launderette.

The Inbetween is mine

Poor "fingers" is on gas and air and looking fairly green

The Inbetween is mine

Orthopedics coming to look at my fracture

Purple Mountain

I'm selling a bulky outdoor item online currently.
Just got an offer from someone who wants me to put the item in my saloon car and drive and meet him in his lorry with it at very specific times dictated by him to suit his work schedule.
If he actually drove to my house to collect it, it would take him 15 minutes out of his way.
I very politely declined but inside I was composing a very caustic reply...

Trigger Happy

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I'm selling a bulky outdoor item online currently.
Just got an offer from someone who wants me to put the item in my saloon car and drive and meet him in his lorry with it at very specific times dictated by him to suit his work schedule.
If he actually drove to my house to collect it, it would take him 15 minutes out of his way.
I very politely declined but inside I was composing a very caustic reply...

I was selling a motorbike recently and negotiated a price with someone who then wanted me to drive the thing halfway down the country and delivery it to them.

I suppose I was meant to walk the 120km home after that? Nah....no deal.
People are dumb!

Purple Mountain

Lol, maybe he was going to bring you back home riding pillion