I don't know where we're going, but we know where we are? (Part whatever)

The Inbetween is mine

Phoenix32 wrote: »

Lying on the couch, waiting on medication to be delivered and I'm not feeling too good without it. I'm a phlegmy creature Trip to the pub got cancelled, boyfriend's ex is working so he's on childcare duty. I hope you're getting on ok with your boot TIIM!

Not the greatest I must admit m'dear...I'm an independent creature, not overly liking people bringing me shopping etc... but it's a necessity for a couple of weeks.
Thank you for asking, and as you probably have guessed, you're never far from my thoughts

Quack. It's a day for the ducks. Hope you all have your little raincoats if heading out. Himself and me will take a spin over to his mam and dad's and then it's story time.

But first. My daily hour of self torture: The Covid forum

Gremlinertia

Awake. Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *cryface*

Gremlinertia

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Awake. Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *cryface*

There there there there there

*rubs Grem's back*

NewRed2

Deleted User wrote: »

Himself and me will take a spin over to his mam and dad's and then it's story time.

Even as I type this I know there's something really obvious I'm missing here but I've got to ask Diams.....
"Story time"? Like are you saying you and the fiancé read each other stories? And if so does this happen at his or your tuck in time?

Part of me doesn't want you to answer and ruin the lovely romantic image I have in my head of you guys now :pac:

NewRed2

NewRed2 wrote: »

Even as I type this I know there's something really obvious I'm missing here but I've got to ask Diams.....
"Story time"? Like are you saying you and the fiancé read each other stories? And if so does this happen at his or your tuck in time?

Part of me doesn't want you to answer and ruin the lovely romantic image I have in my head of you guys now :pac:

:pac:


I actually do get tucked in


Story time is when we sit on sofa and watch stories like an auld pair

NewRed2

Deleted User wrote: »

:pac:


I actually do get tucked in


Story time is when we sit on sofa and watch stories like an auld pair

Ahh jesus how cute are yee!! Jealous as fcuk here :cool:

Mind I hope there's a bottle of vino involved in story time

Leg End Reject

[Deleted User] wrote: »

:pac:


I actually do get tucked in


Story time is when we sit on sofa and watch stories like an auld pair

I hope they're duuuuurty stories to warm up your frosty knickers!

I'm off to a garden centre now decide what summer flowers I'll get this year, that's the equivalent of a grand day out now.

Autosport

The auld romantic Diamonds

Sun is shining here after the bit of rain earlier


Time to head for a nice stroll

Any of you good at baking cakes?

Cake lady just cancelled on us as she is expected a baby. Hurrah! But sad face for us.

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Any of you good at baking cakes?

Cake lady just cancelled on us as she is expected a baby. Hurrah! But sad face for us.

Think there's someone on here who's 'gifted ' at making cakes, I'm sure he could come to an arrangement. 😂

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Think there's someone on here who's 'gifted ' at making cakes, I'm sure he could come to an arrangement. 😂

Of course!! How could I forget there is such a one among us. We are only looking for an auld bit of sponge as well. No fancy pants fillings.

gifted

Hello?

gifted

gifted wrote: »

Hello?

Can you get baking, you need to practice your sponge making for Diamonds, I'll be the tester so plenty cream and strawberries and then some more cream, the things I'm willing to do for this thread....😂

gifted

gifted wrote: »

Hello?

Hello!!

I'm getting married and I need a cake!

Also it's me Persepoly!

Mam of 4

gifted wrote: »

Hello?

Yes it's you she's looking for. .
She can see your lovely cakes ,
Lovingly mixed in your special bowls,
But most of all she wants to tell you
She desires your sausage rolls ...


I don't think I'm well today , I found myself ironing a bed sheet . Yes one , I snapped back to reality after that .

Mam of 4

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Yes it's you she's looking for. .
She can see your lovely cakes ,
Lovingly mixed in your special bowls,
But most of all she wants to tell you
She desires your sausage rolls ...


I don't think I'm well today , I found myself ironing a bed sheet . Yes one , I snapped back to reality after that .

Well that's one long euphemism if I ever saw one, go Mam.

Poochie05

Deleted User wrote: »

Well that's one long euphemism if I ever saw one, go Mam.

It’s beautiful! :pac:

Poochie05

Poochie05 wrote: »

It’s beautiful! :pac:

Brought a tear to my eye..lol lol.

Mam of 4

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Well that's one long euphemism if I ever saw one, go Mam.

Ha , I knew the rest of ye wanted to mention his sausage rolls but were too polite to do so :pac:

Autosport

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Can you get baking, you need to practice your sponge making for Diamonds, I'll be the tester so plenty cream and strawberries and then some more cream, the things I'm willing to do for this thread....😂

She wants a cake for her wedding not a brothel

Mam of 4

Autosport wrote: »

She wants a cake for her wedding not a brothel

Once there's no pampas grass there all will be fine

Autosport

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Once there's no pampas grass there all will be fine

I’m sure Duvet knows where to purchase said grass

Leg End Reject

Mam of 4 wrote: »

I don't think I'm well today , I found myself ironing a bed sheet . Yes one , I snapped back to reality after that.

*twitches*

I'm sorry Mam, but this won't do at all. Please iron every sheet, pillow case and duvet cover in your possession so I can sleep tonight. This is a civilised thread for civilised people!

Mam of 4

Autosport wrote: »

I’m sure Duvet knows where to purchase said grass

If in doubt , everyone can bring their own


Leggy , not a hope, they usually don't need ironing, this one somehow tried to escape and rolled itself up into a ball !
Yes , I'm uncultured and uncivilised and proud of it :pac:

Autosport

Who the hell has time to iron bedsheets :eek:











Not me anyway

Leg End Reject

Leg End Reject wrote: »

*twitches*

I'm sorry Mam, but this won't do at all. Please iron every sheet, pillow case and duvet cover in your possession so I can sleep tonight. This is a civilised thread for civilised people!

Less about the sheets, I want to hear more about gifted's special mixing bowl.

Leg End Reject

I got drenched in the garden centre so aborted mission. I might admire the ironed bedclothes in the hotpress instead ....

gifted

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Less about the sheets, I want to hear more about gifted's special mixing bowl.

It's the fingers Duvet and how I use them...lol lol

Also congrats Persepoly...that's great news...

Thanks Mam for that lovely verse...

Autosport

Waits for another poem

Mam of 4

Autosport wrote: »

Waits for another poem

On you go , your turn

Gremlinertia

Poetry, how lovely, want feckin sossie rolls now. Dagnabbit

Autosport

Mam of 4 wrote: »

On you go , your turn

I only write murder mysteries


Once upon a time there was a bride to be called Diamonds, She was a stunning beauty and any man who saw her was soon under her spell

Mam of 4

Autosport wrote: »

I only write murder mysteries


Once upon a time there was a bride to be called Diamonds, She was a stunning beauty and any man who saw her was soon under her spell

So....are you trying to say that Diamonds either murders her beau or is murdered in your mystery? :eek:

Gremlinertia

Mam of 4 wrote: »

So....are you trying to say that Diamonds either murders her beau or is murdered in your mystery? :eek:

Maybe they are a couple murdering first within their five k and now county wide :eek:

thomil

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Maybe they are a couple murdering first within their five k and now county wide :eek:

Would explain why the two apartments across the street from me are empty all of a sudden :eek:

The Inbetween is mine

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Maybe they are a couple murdering first within their five k and now county wide :eek:

How many people could they possibly bore to death ??!

Mam of 4

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Maybe they are a couple murdering first within their five k and now county wide :eek:

:eek:
Quick , man the borders , send out a BOLO !
We can use the feet pics for identifying purposes!

Autosport

Well that took off

Gremlinertia

Autosport wrote: »

Well that took off

Well I wouldn't be one for rumours now but did you hear........

Grandeeod

The rain may have been pissing down earlier, but I got a tip off that a local shop had work/leisure things that I needed and at a reduced price so out I went. The tip off proved spot on. Came home with a new hiking pole and two pairs of a particular type of trouser. They look like cargo pants, but a lighter material, elasticated waste and convert to three quarter length and shorts. Loads of pockets and stuff. Total spend -40 quid. Ideal for field work and summer hikes.

Please note: There will be no photo of me in the new strides. The feckin door mat snap last night was bad enough.:D

Night owl gal

Couchside, heading back to my apartment in a while, will be glad to be back, there's nothing like your own space:)

My sister is an awful influence on me sometimes, I may have broken a covid rule but in our defence, we were soaking wet as we got caught in a shower, and nowhere to eat our food. We had a takeaway in my apartment a few days ago

Leg End Reject

Fingers, sausage rolls and ironed bedclothes.

There's the makings of a good night in there!

Gremlinertia

G, would there be a branch of said shop near me??

kowloon

Deleted User wrote: »

Quack. It's a day for the ducks. Hope you all have your little raincoats if heading out. Himself and me will take a spin over to his mam and dad's and then it's story time.

Even the ducks know when it's just taking the piss!

Welease the Quacken!

0lddog

Gremlinertia wrote: »

G, would there be a branch of said shop near me??

I second this !

AAaalso would like to know what part of The Dark Web one has to go to to get tip-offs on shops open to sell clothes

Other important questions for today :

- Will Poly's cake have any marzipan ?
- Did Leggy buy any Red Hot Pokers at the garden centre ?
- Does Thomil use a periscope to keep track of occupancy of nearby apartments ?

Gremlinertia

- Will Poly's cake have any marzipan ?

Since it's a sponge she's looking for i'd say no

0lddog

Gremlinertia wrote: »

- Will Poly's cake have any marzipan ?

Since it's a sponge she's looking for i'd say no

This might be very bad news to Poly.

Do you think she knows yet ?

Leg End Reject

I can answer one question Olddog, no red hot pokers purchased today. I did get drenched in the garden centre.


From rain, just to clear that up for the dirty minded posters here.