I don't know where we're going, but we know where we are? (Part whatever)

Leg End Reject

Well for ya G, out foreign!

Grandeeod

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Well for ya G, out foreign!

Oh to be out foreign and getting robbed.:D But no, stay local and get robbed by your own in the local shops. Great country.:D

Fathom

Grandeeod wrote: »

Oh first world problems here.:D Mrs Gs debit card has been skimmed. €200 taken from the few quid she keeps in the account for emergencies. And it wasn't some headbanger in outer Mongolia either. This person like Lifestyle sports and Asos.com. Oh and Groupon.ie to check the card works. Obviously a lover of sporty fashion.:D The bank spotted it first and blocked all transactions. Now the investigation begins. No ATM transactions and a tiny amount of POS, all local.:eek:

Friends think me ancient. I don't use online banking. Mail checks. Snail mail only to pay bills. Lucky not to have been hacked, yet. While major pipeline corporation in US hacked by one of Pooty's ransom gangs. Affecting the whole south and east coasts fuel prices. Oh, nothing comes out of Big Bearland that Pooty does not know about. Never visted Big Bearland. On my bucket list. St P stands out as a summer to play location. :cool:

Gremlinertia

Fathom wrote: »

Friends think me ancient. I don't use online banking. Mail checks. Snail mail only to pay bills. Lucky not to have been hacked, yet. While major pipeline corporation in US hacked by one of Pooty's ransom gangs. Affecting the whole south and east coasts fuel prices. Oh, nothing comes out of Big Bearland that Pooty does not know about.



Never visted Big Bearland. On my bucket list. St P stands out as a summer to play location. :cool:

I'd love to go but hold a fear that i would manage to disappear there :pac:

Fathom

Gremlinertia wrote: »

I'd love to go but hold a fear that i would manage to disappear there :pac:

Be sure to keep chem resistant gloves on, too Grem. :eek:

Gremlinertia

Hazmat suit with built in breathing apparatus, awkward taking photos but safe!! :pac:

Fathom

Yo Grem. Know of a fashionable Hazmet suit source? The new normal.

Gremlinertia

Fathom wrote: »

Yo Grem. Know of a fashionable Hazmet suit source? The new normal.

Latex jumpsuit no?? Perhaps black rubbish bag, tape and a vacuum

Fathom

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Latex jumpsuit no?? Perhaps black rubbish bag, tape and a vacuum

Creative Grem. :P

Gremlinertia

Got to be inventive to get things done

Fathom

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Got to be inventive to get things done

Nominates Grem for Taoiseach.

Gremlinertia

Fathom wrote: »

Nominates Grem for Taoiseach.

Good jaysis no, i'd have absolutely no one to work with there!

Leg End Reject

I won on the Euromillions!!!





Five fecking euro.

Autosport

Evening all Hope your all keeping well Great to see Mutt again Had the tunes blaring driving home and had a right old bop Apologises to anyone who saw me singing and dancing on the M9

Gremlinertia

Autosport wrote: »

Evening all Hope your all keeping well Great to see Mutt again Had the tunes blaring driving home and had a right old bop Apologises to anyone who saw me singing and dancing on the M9

Hoo boy. That link is the definition of prick tease i think?

Auto, we need Alfie pics too please..

Autosport

Alfie is sleeping here beside me and the snores out of
Him

Here’s a pic for you Grem

Gremlinertia

Hahahaha i bet he has a list of 42 trees and plants to 'service' on every walk :pac:

Leg End Reject

Alfie cocking the leg, this is not the thread for that kind of filth!

Gremlinertia

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Alfie cocking the leg, this is not the thread for that kind of filth!

Did you miss the previous link??

Autosport

Wrong thread sorry

Purple Mountain

Autosport wrote: »

Wrong thread sorry

Those bluebells are lovely.
Pick me a few

Leg End Reject

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Those bluebells are lovely.
Pick me a few

Remember they used to be at the side of the road everywhere? It seems like wildflowers are disappearing.

Autosport

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Remember they used to be at the side of the road everywhere? It seems like wildflowers are disappearing.

I think you’re a bit of a wildflower Leggy

Gremlinertia

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Remember they used to be at the side of the road everywhere? It seems like wildflowers are disappearing.

Strawberry plants in ditches on lanes, wiped out by bigger tractors, gives me a sad every time i'm home

Leg End Reject

Autosport wrote: »

I think you’re a bit of a wildflower Leggy

More a wallflower at this stage! :pac:

Gremlinertia

There's no wallflowers in here!.

Gremlinertia

Trundle home, limping again, poxy back..

Sardonicat

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Trundle home, limping again, poxy back..

Hope the rest does your back dome good, Grem.

Here, it's STRESSSSS! Co-ordinating perfectly with Hot Flushing so bad I had to get back into the shower 30 mins after getting out of it. I'd cry for relief but I dont think I've got any body fluid to spare anymore.

Shaka Hislop

Sardonicat wrote: »

Hope the rest does your back dome good, Grem.

Here, it's STRESSSSS! Co-ordinating perfectly with Hot Flushing so bad I had to get back into the shower 30 mins after getting out of it. I'd cry for relief but I dont think I've got any body fluid to spare anymore.

Jesus Sardi, you seem to suffer badly with menopause...... would it be comparable to a hangnail?

NewRed2

Shaka Hislop wrote: »

Jesus Sardi, you seem to suffer badly with menopause...... would it be comparable to a hangnail?

You know if you're looking to get yourself killed there were easier ways of going about it mate! :pac:

Shaka Hislop

NewRed2 wrote: »

You know if you're looking to get yourself killed there were easier ways of going about it mate! :pac:

I'm high on painkillers

NewRed2

Shaka Hislop wrote: »

I'm high on painkillers

That's good coz you'll be needing that pain relief when she gets hold of you!

Purple Mountain

Shaka Hislop wrote: »

I'm high on painkillers

You'll be high alright when you're strung up high by the ladies on here, I'm first in the queue.

kowloon

Sardonicat

Shaka Hislop wrote: »

Jesus Sardi, you seem to suffer badly with menopause...... would it be comparable to a hangnail?

It's not even menopause yet, it's the phase before. For that reason and that reason only you get away with that comment. That and a few of them drugs you have.

Porklife

Sardonicat wrote: »

It's not even menopause yet, it's the phase before. For that reason and that reason only you get away with that comment. That and a few of them drugs you have.

Irrelevant bit of information here but I'm watching the Dragons Den and Peter Jones literally said..for that reason and that reason only, im out...just as i was reading this post. It was like having surround sound:)

JupiterKid

Deskside, home office, working away...

Leg End Reject

Shaka Hislop wrote: »

Jesus Sardi, you seem to suffer badly with menopause...... would it be comparable to a hangnail?

Have you read or seen Misery at all? There's another nurse in that called Annie Wilkes ... and well one of your feet is already mangled.

If Sardi tells you she's your number one fan I'd be worried.

Shaka Hislop

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Have you read or seen Misery at all? There's another nurse in that called Annie Wilkes ... and well one of your feet is already mangled.

If Sardi tells you she's your number one fan I'd be worried.

Tbf, she said it's pre-menopause ........so its not even comparable to a hangnail?

Leg End Reject

Shaka Hislop wrote: »

Tbf, she said it's pre-menopause ........so its not even comparable to a hangnail?

God no, a hangnail is torture. Sure what's a bit of overheating in the grand scheme of things?


I think I'll be hobbled soon too!

Sardonicat

Hmmm. Is it National Be Mean to Carers Day? I've got a migraine, a tantrumming pensioner and a blocked toilet. If I catch either of ye I'll be using you manually to unblock it!

Shaka Hislop

Sardonicat wrote: »

Hmmm. Is it National Be Mean to Carers Day? I've got a migraine, a tantrumming pensioner and a blocked toilet. If I catch either of ye I'll be using you manually to unblock it!

I have a 13yo daughter who's coealic....I'm always up to my elbows in shíte

Leg End Reject

Sardonicat wrote: »

Hmmm. Is it National Be Mean to Carers Day? I've got a migraine, a tantrumming pensioner and a blocked toilet. If I catch either of ye I'll be using you manually to unblock it!

That's a very Lemony Snicket's series of unfortunate events.

I feel mean now.

Gremlinertia

Yis are bad. Terrible people.. Nowt a caustic soda enema wouldn't fix I'd say.

Shaka Hislop

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Yis are bad. Terrible people.. Nowt a caustic soda enema wouldn't fix I'd say.

Oooh...I think I'd like that!!

Sardonicat

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Yis are bad. Terrible people.. Nowt a caustic soda enema wouldn't fix I'd say.

Excellent idea! They could use my toilet, they might unblock it!

Sardonicat

Shaka Hislop wrote: »

I have a 13yo daughter who's coealic....I'm always up to my elbows in shíte

What are you feeding the poor child?

Shaka Hislop

Sardonicat wrote: »

What are you feeding the poor child?

Genuinely... the blood test they do to diagnose coealic disease... she was the highest ever child...and inside top 10 ever in hospital.... literally a crumb will give her the shíts for 2 days

Purple Mountain

Shaka Hislop wrote: »

Genuinely... the blood test they do to diagnose coealic disease... she was the highest ever child...and inside top 10 ever in hospital.... literally a crumb will give her the shíts for 2 days

You're very flattering the way you speak about women.

Sardonicat

Shaka Hislop wrote: »

Genuinely... the blood test they do to diagnose coealic disease... she was the highest ever child...and inside top 10 ever in hospital.... literally a crumb will give her the shíts for 2 days

Oh the poor kid. You must be an expert at unlocking toilets, so?