I don't know where we're going, but we know where we are? (Part whatever)

Purple Mountain

Autosport wrote: »

I should start a dog walking company Plenty of experience


Anyone looking for a job that’s flexible

Theyre very popular in Dublin. When I heard my friend mention her "dog walker", I was like wth is that?!
The insides of my nostrils are really tickley. I have never been affected by pollen or hay fever before, I hope it's not starting

thomil

Deskside, feeling human for the first time in three days. That second dose of the vaccine really knocked me out.

All good now though. Got an invite to lunch tomorrow with some work colleagues, followed by a few drinks afterwards

Autosport

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Theyre very popular in Dublin. When I heard my friend mention her "dog walker", I was like wth is that?!
The insides of my nostrils are really tickley. I have never been affected by pollen or hay fever before, I hope it's not starting

Welcome to the world of hay fever

Autosport

thomil wrote: »

Deskside, feeling human for the first time in three days. That second dose of the vaccine really knocked me out.

All good now though. Got an invite to lunch tomorrow with some work colleagues, followed by a few drinks afterwards

And where is our invite



Thanks Thomil





I can’t wait to go to the cinema again

Purple Mountain

The young fella was having tuna and decided to give the cat a bit from the end of the tin. He was bent over the bowl scraping the tuna into it for her but he couldn't because she was putting her head into the bowl before the tuna hit the bottom.
He caught her up a few times and pushed her away but each time, the head was back in the bowl before he could get the tuna in.
She knows the good stuff because she just licked the bowl clean

Gremlinertia

My mate's cat got her noggin stuck in a tin. Luckily i happened to be out there that day and freed her (not my first time encountering this) but he was so freaked at the sight of it all i nearly needed to give him some catnip or whiskey to calm down.. Was an absolute circus

thomil

Autosport wrote: »

And where is our invite

Thanks Thomil

Awww Auto This crowd deserves an invite all of its own, without any pesky work colleagues

Otherwise, you'd all have to be on your best behaviour, and where's the fun in that? :P

Gremlinertia

Thomil, that's a damn fine save :P

Autosport

thomil wrote: »

Awww Auto This crowd deserves an invite all of its own, without any pesky work colleagues

Otherwise, you'd all have to be on your best behaviour, and where's the fun in that? :P

Best behaviour and us doesn’t really go well together

NewRed2

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Thomil, that's a damn fine save :P

Leg End Reject

I'm sure any colleague would just love us ...

Gremlinertia

Love us to leave :pac:

thomil

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I'm sure any colleague would just love us ...

Honestly, at my last job, the regulars in this thread would have fit right in. No one took themselves very seriously back there, and we still managed to score impressive results :cool:

Too bad they shut the entire department down :pac:

Gremlinertia

thomil wrote: »

Honestly, at my last job, the regulars in this thread would have fit right in. No one took themselves very seriously back there, and we still managed to score impressive results :cool:

Too bad they shut the entire department down :pac:

Fecking fun police

thomil

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Fecking fun police

Don't get me started :mad: Pretty much one year after I'd lost my parents and my apartment, that was the last bit of news I needed!

On the plus side, by the time Covid rolled around, I was well used to crises :eek:

Gremlinertia

Bloodied but not beaten *high five*

Shaka Hislop

I think I've eaten tuna once..not a fan

Gremlinertia

Shaka Hislop wrote: »

I think I've eaten tuna once..not a fan

Hence the tiramisu?.

Autosport

Morning all it can’t be time to go to work

Trying to haul myself out of the leaba, allergic, definitely wouldn't get up if I was my own boss.

Autosport

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Trying to haul myself out of the leaba, allergic, definitely wouldn't get up if I was my own boss.

Definitely not

Gremlinertia

Soon time to drag myself and the bags under my eyes home..

Autosport

Got to keep thinking it’s a 4 day work week

Gremlinertia

Autosport wrote: »

Got to keep thinking it’s a 4 day work week

Gway ta feck would ya!.

Two weeks holidays! Starting right now.
Off to the West today for 3 days, someone will bring me food and drink to my table...........ahhhhh, bliss

Sorry for those who have to work.......#notsorry

Poochie05

Enjoy it bubbly, too often you have to endure us weekday workers* rejoice at the end of the week and weekends when you are working !
Saying that, I can afford to be magnanimous as I have an extended bank holiday with day off today :pac:



*try saying Wherer weekday workers after a few after work drinks

Gremlinertia

Exhausted and home night night kids

smurfjed

Good morning and greetings from KIGALI - RWANDA. its a lovely 21 degrees C and I’m heading out to get a massage and sit by the pool for a while.

Yesterday i got to see a very interesting place called JUBA in South Sudan, it was as green as Ireland

thomil

Enjoy your time off, bubbly. It's well deserved

Deskside here back at work. Accepting an invite for outdoor dining today might not have been the best decision :pac:

Leg End Reject

I had to go into work today, good lord were mornings always this bad?????

Every car in the county seemed to be on the road, there was roadworks and I met every effing red light between here and Christendom.

I'm in foul humour now so I've decided to take Friday off, I'm done with this week already.

JupiterKid

In the work office today - first time in nearly 6 months - had to cart a load of paperwork in for filing, and print off another cartload here (still in progress) to take home for my home office.

Busy, busy.....

smurfjed

thomil wrote: »

Enjoy your time off, bubbly. It's well deserved
:

Not time off, this is work :)

Incredibly sad to see this country and read about the genocide. One million deaths is totally insane. Outta here tomorrow

NewRed2

smurfjed wrote: »

Not time off, this is work :)

Incredibly sad to see this country and read about the genocide. One million deaths is totally insane. Outta here tomorrow

I think he meant Bubbly heading off on holidays over to the Weshht for a heap of pints.

You seem to see some amazing places Smurfjed, both the good and the bad by the looks of it.

Grandeeod

We put the upcycling lessons into practice today. A few weeks ago we bought new dining table chairs and the old one's were sitting in the shed. Today we sanded them and repainted in mad colours. The pots fit in where the seat used to be. We had six. So three with backs on and the other three with the backs off. All we need now are the flowers.





Got a text for my first vaccine jab. Thursday in UCD.

Watching football.

Leg End Reject

They look like the old outdoor toilets, G! I love the colours, post another pic when you plant the flowers.

And Bubbly, enjoy every second. Go mad at least one night!

NewRed2

Leg End Reject wrote: »

They look like the old outdoor toilets, G!

Don't mind her G, she's only taking the piss

Leg End Reject

NewRed2 wrote: »

Don't mind her G, she's only taking the piss

Better than the alternative anyway.

Grandeeod

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Better than the alternative anyway.

Fertilizer!

Leg End Reject

Grandeeod wrote: »

Fertilizer!

What paint did you use? The colours are really vibrant.

I'll get a notion now and randomly paint everything like that mad village in Cork. Eyeries I think.

Grandeeod

Leg End Reject wrote: »

What paint did you use? The colours are really vibrant.

I'll get a notion now and randomly paint everything like that mad village in Cork. Eyeries I think.

Ronseal for outdoor wooden stuff like plant boxes etc. I was thinking of Ballamory.:D Got it in my local Homebase for six quid a tin. Hardly anything left except the mad colours which Mrs G insisted on.

Purple Mountain

Grandeeod wrote: »

Ronseal for outdoor wooden stuff like plant boxes etc. I was thinking of Ballamory.:D Got it in my local Homebase for six quid a tin. Hardly anything left except the mad colours which Mrs G insisted on.

What happens at the summer Wherers gathering, when we are drunk and go to sit on those and our rears get imbedded in them?
Will you just laugh and take bribery photos or feel bad and try to suction us out??

Grandeeod

Purple Mountain wrote: »

What happens at the summer Wherers gathering, when we are drunk and go to sit on those and our rears get imbedded in them?
Will you just laugh and take bribery photos or feel bad and try to suction us out??

There will be flowers in those pots to sooth your arse should you wish to sit on them. Alternatively there will be nettles available to those who are more hardcore!

Grandeeod

Grandeeod wrote: »

There will be flowers in those pots to sooth your arse should you wish to sit on them. Alternatively there will be nettles available to those who are more hardcore!

What colour will the pampas plant be in...asking for Mam.

Grandeeod

Deleted User wrote: »

What colour will the pampas plant be in...asking for Mam.

It's usual colour Duvet and hopefully nice arse prints in it as it's grass! Can't be any other way.:D

Mam of 4

Duvet , you're beginning to sound like you're my pimp or something:eek:

NewRed2

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Duvet , you're beginning to sound like you're my pimp or something:eek:

How did Duvet get that job? I would have applied for that.
I would have gone a bit Hollywood and changed yer username to "The Mamster" as well. Ya know, jazz it up and all.
A good pimp has to be thinking outside the box. And there is no pun intended anywhere there before any filthy minds arrive to comment.

If Duvet's pimp skills are on the wane then I am ready to step up.

Mam of 4

Depends on how much of a cut you'd expect
:pac:

Purple Mountain

I'm Mam's union rep. I wouldn't trust any of you shysters with her employment rights.

Grandeeod

NewRed2 wrote: »

How did Duvet get that job? I would have applied for that.
I would have gone a bit Hollywood and changed yer username to "The Mamster" as well. Ya know, jazz it up and all.
A good pimp has to be thinking outside the box. And there is no pun intended anywhere there before any filthy minds arrive to comment.

If Duvet's pimp skills are on the wane then I am ready to step up.

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Depends on how much of a cut you'd expect
:pac:

This has real marketing potential and I'm on the look out for stuff like this.:D

Leg End Reject

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I'm Mam's union rep. I wouldn't trust any of you shysters with her employment rights.

Says the one with pampas grass at her gate!