Liveline: Live & Let Dial

Jordan 199

Inshurdance trade.

BPKS

Inshurdance - now is your chance Joe

SEPT 23 1989

Joe thinks he is putting cars together

bmorrissey

2 mins Joe, not long now, just drag the arse out of it a little more

BPKS

I'm building dashboards says the Romanian.

Joe's mind going to a speedometer etc

McGinniesta

Yeah we know.

Dan Jaman

Feck off and go home, Joe.
Release us from this purgatory.

cozar

Mmm countdown caller very cagey about his occupation??

leath_dub

Was McHale the guy who was objecting to the E-Voting machines on George Hook's show back in the day?

Losty Dublin

Wow Joe; they actually had a giraffe in Jungle Book :rolleyes:

BPKS

Karl the Welsh Mint man from last summer has a competitor for most boring caller ever

NeinNeinNein

What do you do yourself in the real world Joe?

minikin

Joe, what’s an anagram of overpaidRTEparatise?

BPKS

Joe - GO would be too tricky for you. Stick to moving your little fire brigades around and making a New-Naw sound.

Jordan 199

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Joe thinks he is putting cars together

Maybe Jaguar Cars can invite him over to their Castle Bromwich facility to see how his Jag was made.

ButtersSuki

dvcireland wrote: »

vowel please carol

I (genuinely) initially read that as “an unwell please Carol”.

Lahv Lahn permeates real-life so to speak.

ButtersSuki

Did I miss anything in the last 30mins of the show?

glenfieldman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Did I miss anything in the last 30mins of the show?

No
The best was the racists' Nigerian girls
And the gold cup goes to the **** priest

Brian Scan

Ally Dick wrote: »

If they banned masturbation, rape figures would go through the roof

You've won the thread.

Brian Scan

Brian Scan wrote: »

You've won the thread.

There are no winners here.

BPKS

BPKS wrote: »

Joe - GO would be too tricky for you. Stick to moving your little fire brigades around and making a New-Naw sound.

My Dad and I play a game involving buying shares in hotel chains. I know it sounds really boring but its very tactical and quite addictive. I would love to hear Joe read the rules and then try to explain them.


Did I miss anything in the last half hour?


Fun anecdote, my faather who is 83 got his second jab today. He told the nurse after it his right arm was sore. She looked worried and said she had injected in his left arm. He said, "I was playing Wii Tennis last night, thats maybe it". She burst out laughing.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Did I miss anything in the last 30mins of the show?

No caller, the first part of de show, as you know was about de game of Solitaire, so to speak. De last 30 minutes didn't feature any solo games at all at all.

https://twitter.com/joeliveline/status/1382980872262017027?s=21

WASH YOUR HANDS
WASH YOUR BREATH

zell12

jojofizzio wrote: »

They’re teaching masturbation in school???
Changed since my day....

Aye, practical class at 09:10am

zell12

BrentMused wrote: »

"You called me Joe, I didn't call you."
Caller driven show.....

I actually squealed when she said that!

ButtersSuki

Remember when Joe told us he was asked very senior peeple in de HSE to stop staying “washyerhanz” and say “Mask, Hands, Stand” instead?

He then proceeded to make a complete bollocks of a simple 3 word instruction, mixing the order up, changing the words etc. After a few days of making a complete hames of it he gave up - despite being asked by very senior peeple....:rolleyes:

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

My Dad and I play a game involving buying shares in hotel chains. I know it sounds really boring but its very tactical and quite addictive. I would love to hear Joe read the rules and then try to explain them.


Did I miss anything in the last half hour?


Fun anecdote, my faather who is 83 got his second jab today. He told the nurse after it his right arm was sore. She looked worried and said she had injected in his left arm. He said, "I was playing Wii Tennis last night, thats maybe it". She burst out laughing.

How’s his leg?

Beechwoodspark

generalgerry wrote: »

What is this doing on Liveline - this is the sort of time filling rubbish that Brendan usually has on in the second hour on Sunday.

It’s been noticed that joe often tries to “wind down the show” on Fridays. Something non offensive and boring to fill up the time will do

It’s mainly so he gets out and home good and early

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

How’s his leg?

I dare a Boardsie to say dat to Joe IN PERSON on de Bull Wall.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

I dare a Boardsie to say dat to Joe IN PERSON on de Bull Wall.

Den you’d see somewan being Bull Thick on de Bull Wall.

sligojoek

dvcireland wrote: »

going for gold with henry kelly

I'll raise you a Cross Country Quiz with Peter Murphy.

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

I'll raise you a Cross Country Quiz with Peter Murphy.

Rapid Roulette with Maurice Taylor?
Dodge the Question with Johnathan Philbin Bowman (brother of Abie, occasional Lahv Lahn producer so to speak)?

ButtersSuki

In other news, long time thread-lurker Oliver Callan has a nice few dig-eens so to speak at Herr Duffy on tonight’s “Callan’s Kicks”. TYFYS Oliver.....though I think you owe quite a few of us a pint for our contributions so to speak

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

In other news, long time thread-lurker Oliver Callan has a nice few dig-eens so to speak at Herr Duffy on tonight’s “Callan’s Kicks”. TYFYS Oliver.....though I think you owe quite a few of us a pint for our contributions so to speak

I must listen to dat!

Mena Mitty

I'll raise the whole lotta ye a 'Just a minute quiz' wid Larry Gogan :-)

zell12

ButtersSuki wrote: »

In other news, long time thread-lurker Oliver Callan has a nice few dig-eens so to speak at Herr Duffy on tonight’s “Callan’s Kicks”. TYFYS Oliver.....though I think you owe quite a few of us a pint for our contributions so to speak

Aye, looks like the thread is researched by Herr Callan for years
Loadsa reference to leg being humped by Misneach and Brod;);)

ButtersSuki

Mena Mitty wrote: »

I'll raise the whole lotta ye a 'Just a minute quiz' wid Larry Gogan :-)

No caller you need to go less mainstream so to speak....

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

In other news, long time thread-lurker Oliver Callan has a nice few dig-eens so to speak at Herr Duffy on tonight’s “Callan’s Kicks”.

Eh? He wasn't alluded-to at all, as far as I can recall.

ButtersSuki

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Eh? He wasn't alluded-to at all, as far as I can recall.

There’s a full Lahv Lahn sketch on it. With boards insider references.

bottlebrush

I just listened to todays callans kicks podcast and the liveline sketch wasnt in it

sligojoek

ButtersSuki wrote: »

There’s a full Lahv Lahn sketch on it. With boards insider references.

19 minutes in.

https://www.rte.ie/radio/radioplayer/html5/#/podcasts/series/13004

sligojoek

The bit at the end with Michael D and Tubbs was good too.

ButtersSuki

bottlebrush wrote: »

I just listened to todays callans kicks podcast and the liveline sketch wasnt in it

What?

Fair City? The story we discussed this week as potential gold but wasn’t actually covered?
Phelim Drew?
It’s there. I heard it with both eyes so to speak.

sligojoek

Pootering around on youtube and looked into this guys channel. H has loads of old TV recordings. I clicked on one featuring ads from the time my first daughter was born. Great ad for the TV licence at the end. It's fast moving so be prepared to pause and play a lot. Many faces from the past and present. No Joe but there's a fresh looking Fungus and Ray Darcy with hair.

Oliver Callan Chislers of de Roisin

https://youtu.be/AqrIIp9MLoY

Atlantic Dawn

sligojoek wrote: »

Pootering around on youtube and looked into this guys channel. H has loads of old TV recordings. I clicked on one featuring ads from the time my first daughter was born. Great ad for the TV licence at the end. It's fast moving so be prepared to pause and play a lot. Many faces from the past and present. No Joe but there's a fresh looking Fungus and Ray Darcy with hair.

2m 57s the Joe fella is there so to speak, bearded :pac:, Raymond D'Arcy to the left of him, Mary Kennedy to the right, Don Conroy in front.#

For 20 points is he wearing a leather jacket or a bomber jacket?

sligojoek

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

2m 57s the Joe fella is there so to speak, bearded :pac:, Raymond D'Arcy to the left of him, Mary Kennedy to the right, Don Conroy in front.#

For 20 points is he wearing a leather jacket or a bomber jacket?

I thought that was Joe too but I think that guy was too tall and too thin. Stop and start a few times and focus on the face. I don't think it's him

sligojoek

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

2m 57s the Joe fella is there so to speak, bearded :pac:, Raymond D'Arcy to the left of him, Mary Kennedy to the right, Don Conroy in front.#

For 20 points is he wearing a leather jacket or a bomber jacket?

Kevin Hough or John Keogh. I always confuse them.